Xantcha's Hugs Hurt

Commander / EDH*

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Creature (17)

• 1x Balduvian Warlord
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Charging Cinderhorn
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Goblin Spymaster
• 1x Harsh Mentor
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 1x Lord of the Void
• 1x Mana-Charged Dragon
• 1x Night Incarnate
• 1x Skyline Despot
• 1x Sleeper Agent
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Sower of Discord
• 1x Treasure Nabber
• 1x Varchild, Betrayer of Kjeldor

Artifact (17)

• 1x Blinkmoth Urn
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Coveted Jewel
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Crown of Doom
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Heartstone
• 1x Jinxed Choker
• 1x Key to the City
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spectral Searchlight
• 1x Thaumatic Compass  ^Flip
• 1x Victory Chimes
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Land (32)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Contested War Zone
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Foreboding Ruins
• 9x Mountain
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rocky Tar Pit
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Shinka, the Bloodsoaked Keep
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 8x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Throne of the High City

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Beacon of Unrest
• 1x Dark Petition
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Dreadbore
• 1x Languish
• 1x Mana Geyser
• 1x Ruinous Path
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Yahenni's Expertise

Instant (5)

• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Fatal Push
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Reiterate
• 1x Sudden Spoiling

Commander (1)

Enchantment (17)

• 1x Bitter Feud
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Braid of Fire
• 1x Creeping Dread
• 1x Curse of Disturbance
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Demonic Vigor
• 1x Enchanter's Bane
• 1x Inner Demon
• 1x Keldon Twilight
• 1x Madcap Skills
• 1x Mana Cache
• 1x Mana Flare
• 1x Marchesa's Decree
• 1x Oppression
• 1x Ragged Veins
• 1x Rite of the Raging Storm

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Angrath, the Flame-Chained

Unknown (1)

• 1x Archfiend of Dispair

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How to play this deck:

1. Give Xantcha to your best friend (or blue player whatever)
2. Convince your friends to draw cards because Cards=win
3. Watch Xantcha's target plead friends not to pay mana
4. Give your friends more mana because free cards
5. Watch Xantcha's target cry in the corner

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 47 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.37
Tokens	Dragon 5/5 R, Goblin 1/1 R for Goblin Spymaster, Gold, Lightning Rager, Ogre 3/3 R, Survivor 1/1 R, The Monarch, Zombie 2/2 B