Xenagod the Two Pump Chump

Commander / EDH RG (Gruul)

Dexter_Jexter

Creature (33)

• 1x Arbor Elf
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Farhaven Elf
• 1x Fierce Empath
• 1x Managorger Hydra
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Somberwald Sage
• 1x Wood Elves
• 1x Spellbreaker Behemoth
• 1x Malignus
• 1x Bane of Progress
• 1x Etali, Primal Storm
• 1x Greenwarden of Murasa
• 1x Hellkite Charger
• 1x Hydra Omnivore
• 1x Inferno Titan
• 1x Pathbreaker Ibex
• 1x Ruric Thar, the Unbowed
• 1x Soul of New Phyrexia
• 1x Steel Hellkite
• 1x Thunderfoot Baloth
• 1x Atarka, World Render
• 1x Giant Adephage
• 1x Gruul Ragebeast
• 1x Moldgraf Monstrosity
• 1x Siege Behemoth
• 1x Tyrant's Familiar
• 1x Terastodon
• 1x Utvara Hellkite
• 1x Artisan of Kozilek

Sorcery (18)

• 1x Farseek
• 1x Hull Breach
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Nissa's Pilgrimage
• 1x Decimate
• 1x Harmonize
• 1x Relentless Assault
• 1x Seize the Day
• 1x Chandra's Ignition
• 1x Hunter's Prowess
• 1x Overwhelming Stampede
• 1x World at War
• 1x Seasons Past
• 1x See the Unwritten
• 1x Blasphemous Act

Instant (7)

• 1x Veil of Summer
• 1x Signal the Clans
• 1x Unravel the Aether
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Harrow
• 1x Hunter's Insight
• 1x Savage Beating

Artifact (4)

• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Gruul Signet
• 1x Talisman of Impulse
• 1x Loxodon Warhammer

Commander (1)

Land (36)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 15x Forest
• 1x Gruul Guildgate
• 1x Kessig Wolf Run
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 9x Mountain
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Rugged Highlands
• 1x Skarrg, the Rage Pits
• 1x Spinerock Knoll
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Blood Mist

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You see them across from you in the pod, they're looking mighty fine this game night. You throw out your lands and slam down Xenagod as fast as possible to draw their attention. "Ooooh, you're looking scary," they say. Next turn you slap down the goddamn biggest boy they've ever seen. They're eyes go wide. "Hey baby, you wanna smash?" you say with a coy smirk. "Um... I guess..." they respond. Excitedly you go in. Bam! Hit em once. Bam! Hit em again, they're down and out and let out a satisfied moan. But then, that other guy whose been glaring at you all night casts some removal on your big boy. Two cards in your hand, and you realize you blew your load too early once again. With a sigh of resignation you bend over; its your turn to get smashed.

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 13 - 0 Uncommons 21 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.31
Tokens	Copy Clone, Dragon 6/6 R, Elephant 3/3 G
Folders	Current Decks