You can't spell slaughter without laughter!

Commander / EDH Control Jank Mono-Black Theme/Gimmick

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Sorcery (17)

• 1x Army of the Damned
• 1x Awaken the Erstwhile
• 1x Break the Ice
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Deadly Tempest
• 1x Demonic TutorGC
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Finale of Eternity
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Mutilate
• 1x Profane Tutor
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Scheming Symmetry
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Torment of Hailfire

Land (36)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Cabal Stronghold
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Sanctum of Eternity
• 26x Swamp

Creature (16)

• 1x Activated Sleeper
• 1x Akroan Horse
• 1x Basal Thrull
• 1x Bloodghast
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Carrier Thrall
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Dusk Legion Zealot
• 1x Grim Physician
• 1x Magus of the Coffers
• 1x Massacre Wurm
• 1x Meteor Golem
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Reassembling Skeleton
• 1x Slaughter Specialist
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum

Instant (10)

• 1x Force of Despair
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Murder
• 1x Rise of the Dread Marn
• 1x Scour from Existence
• 1x Spoils of Blood
• 1x Stinging Study
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Thrilling Encore
• 1x Tragic Slip

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Liliana, Dreadhorde General
• 1x Ugin, the Ineffable

Commander (1)

Artifact (12)

• 1x Bontu's Monument
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Charcoal Diamond
• 1x Dowsing Dagger  ^Flip
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Genesis Chamber
• 1x Jet Medallion
• 1x Mimic Vat
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Unstable Obelisk

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Last Laugh
• 1x Oubliette
• 1x Revel in Riches

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Land (2)

• 1x Lotus Field
• 1x Temple of the False God

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Plague Wind

Artifact (2)

• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Thran Dynamo

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Bitterblossom

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You can't spell SLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER! Big-mana mono black with control elements headed up by Massacre Girl herself.

The basic idea here is simple. Ensure there are plenty of small creatures littering all the boards so that you can constantly threaten a massacre. Use this time to build your resources until you can slam a big finisher like Exsanguinate or Torment of Hailfire. Alternatively go for something a little more silly with Last Laugh.

Full description and detail of card choices to follow soon(TM).

Thanks for looking!

UPDATE 2021-06-28

REMOVED:

• 1x Swamp
• Kaya's Ghostform
• Lashwrithe
• Blackblade Reforged
• Blade of the Bloodchief
• Lightning Greaves
• Swiftfoot Boots

ADDED: - Feed the Swarm - Deadly Tempest - Bloodcrazed Paladin - Bastion of Remembrance - Bontu's Monument - Stinging Study - Break the Ice

UPDATE 2025-02-03

REMOVED:

• Bloodcrazed Paladin
• Pawn of Ulamog
• Necropotence
• Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• Zulaport Cutthroat

ADDED:

• Spoils of Blood
• Rise of the Dread Marn
• Profane Tutor
• Activated Sleeper
• Slaughter Specialist

Top Ranked	Achieved #48 position overall 3 years ago Achieved #35 position in Commander / EDH 3 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Jank 4 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Mono-Black 4 years ago
Date added	5 years
Last updated	2 weeks
Exclude colors	WURG
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.32
Tokens	Copy Clone, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Foretell, Horror */* B, Human 1/1 W, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Myr 1/1 C, Plant 0/2 G, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 C, Spirit 2/2 C, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B, Zombie Berserker 2/2 B
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