You know what that also is?... An artifact!
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CarlsonGracie616 says... #2
I'm an idiot. I'll learn to read the whole description. That's the most evil thing I've ever seen. +1.
April 24, 2017 4:38 a.m.
CarlsonGracie616, you're not an idiot. You just got excited and skipped some reading ;) you are, however, the great guy who gave me an upvote. Thanks : D
April 24, 2017 4:45 a.m.
Exaggeration, thanks man! So do I ;)
April 28, 2017 11:50 p.m.
Ledian, pretty well, I should say :) If you get a liquimetal coating, there's a very fat chance of you winning, but even if you don't, the creaturebase is still decent, and most people run, at least a handful of enchantments or artifacts - oftentimes being necessary for their combo to go off. I don't really keep track of it, and I only play casually, but I think the decks win/lose ration is somewhere near 8/2
June 23, 2017 12:13 a.m.
The7thBobba Wow. This deck is really dirty and you should be ashamed for making it!
June 23, 2017 12:59 a.m.
Ledian, thanks :) your approval fills me with shame... or is it the other way around :p?
June 23, 2017 1:01 a.m.
If you are looking for repeatable and cheap artifact destruction you might consider Goblin Vandal, as a added bonus you could raise the decks body count higher as well. Overall the deck seems pretty fun and playable to boot.
July 19, 2017 1:28 a.m.
I'm loving the Idea, and it definitely gets an upvote. The only recommendation I have is to go a little lighter on the mana curve. The amount of six, five, and four drops are a little too high. The deck would be that much better with more Smelts and less Fangren Marauder, Hoard-Smelter Dragon, or Mycosynth Lattice.
July 22, 2017 8:33 p.m.
Shatterstorm? We don't need no stinkin' Shatterstorm! At first I thought you were just smashing artifacts, but now I see there's some really devious stuff going on here. The other folks asking about the land-removal thing opened my eyes to your sinister schemes. I applaud thee!
If we clashed, I would start out feeling sorry for you. I'd say, "Gee, I don't have many artifacts in here for you to interact with. Who do you play against that uses so many?" I would definitely be worried that you're not having fun. Did he seriously bring a trash compacter to a magic fight?
Once you turned everything I had into artifacts, you'd be able to savor the realization of impending doom in my eyes. What a delicacy that must be! I just make silly tribal decks...
July 27, 2017 6:43 p.m.
Gadianten thanks for the love and praise, dude! Hmm, the gob could have a place. I'm not a huge fan of the attacking-clause, but it is nice that it is repeatable!. A definite consideration. Stay frosty!
August 3, 2017 2:50 a.m.
Jafjaf5 thanks for the love, dude :) hmm, whilst I tend to agree that more cheap-drops is always a good thing, I hppen to think tht the curve is alright :) I mean, 1, 2, and 3-drops greatly outnumber the more expensive cards, and the examples you mentioned are all fun parts of the package, especially the dragon is deadly, and the lattice enables some rediculous shenanigans :) but I her ya, and I'm always on the lookout for cheaper alternatives. Stay frosty!
August 3, 2017 3:17 a.m.
KrimeFyta, hahahahaha! That was an awesome comment! Thanks for the love, dude! This deck really is a joy to play, especially against 1st time opponents ;) stay frosty!
August 3, 2017 3:19 a.m.
GorramScoundrel says... #16
“I’m gonna tap Myr Landshaper to make that swamp of yours an artifact. Now I’ll Splinter that swamp and remove ALL THE SWAMPS IN YOUR LIBRARY from the game. Your turn.”
June 17, 2018 6:46 a.m.
seshiro_of_the_orochi says... #17
GorramScoundrel: and then, his opponent is playing The Dumbest Deck You Will Ever See (Primer!!!).
June 17, 2018 7:12 a.m.
GorramScoundrel, exactly :D! And thanks for the love, man :) and, seshiro_of_the_orochi, that... would be sad... like sad bad sad.... or hey! if he hasn't played the maniac yet, he won't actually be able to win - since he can no longer play it :P
June 17, 2018 11:37 p.m.
seshiro_of_the_orochi says... #19
"Sad bad sad" is the new counterpart to sulercalifragiliciousexpealigocious ;)
But yeah, targeting maniac would totally destroy him :p
June 18, 2018 12:53 a.m.
I actually think I meant towrite "bad sad bad" - as our dear Day9 says it best :)
June 18, 2018 2:10 a.m.
seshiro_of_the_orochi says... #21
Think i'll have to rewatch some of the vids. Didn't notice this :O
June 18, 2018 2:14 a.m.
VesuvanDoppelbanger says... #22
I'm working out my own version of liquidmetal abuse, and it's likely to be a lot like this. I think Artifact Mutation fits right in pretty well. Wahoo!
April 12, 2019 10:10 p.m.
VesuvanDoppelbanger says... #23
Oh hey! That card has already been suggested! HA! Oh well.. happy brewing anyway!
Making-a-new-account-Hopefully-I-can-get-my-old-Username says... #1
CarlsonGracie616, exactly. The only plains that'll be left, are the others already on the battlefield. Devious, ain't it?
April 24, 2017 4:37 a.m.