You Shall Not Attack!

Casual Artifact Casual Combo Control Creatureless UB (Dimir)

megaman96

Land (22)

• 2x Drowned Catacomb
• 2x Forbidden Orchard
• 8x Island
• 2x Reliquary Tower
• 8x Swamp

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Dark Suspicions

Artifact (18)

• 4x Angel's Trumpet
• 4x Bottled Cloister
• 3x Cloud Key
• 3x Ensnaring Bridge
• 4x Howling Mine

Instant (12)

• 4x Brainstorm
• 4x Clutch of the Undercity
• 4x Dark Ritual

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Fabricate

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Land (2)

• 2x Faerie Conclave

Instant (2)

• 2x Perplex

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Was using the random card feature of gatherer and stumbled upon an intriguing card: Bottled Cloister. It is the inspiration behind this deck and what lead me to do more research to design what I feel is an awesome deck (to make everyone hate you) in multiplayer. In my play testing it seems to fare well, even against aggro (although gets punished early on). Let's take a look at the synergies/combos;

Bottled Cloister + Ensnaring Bridge to lock down your opponents creatures from attacking. Once that's set up, add in Angel's Trumpet to start the burn. This is when you'll want to start taking advantage of the 'drawback' from Forbidden Orchard (Give your opponents free creatures and then say trololol! As they take damage for being unable to attack >:D). Bottled Cloister + Dark Suspicions + Howling Mine works well too. The Reliquary Tower prevents you from having to discard in the event you land multiple Mines out. Dark Ritual can be a fantastic turn 1 play when paired with Cloud Key, although getting out any of your key combo pieces turn 1 is also helpful. Brainstorm is added for draw and library manipulation, and can also be useful as a turn 1 play. Lastly, Fabricate and Clutch of the Undercity are used to dig for the artifacts/enchantment you need to set everything up.I believe that sums everything up, as always open to suggestions, comments, and questions. Thanks for taking a look! :]

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 19 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.79
Tokens	Spirit 1/1 C