Zedruu the Goatfarted (Zero Win Condition Chaos)

Commander / EDH Budget Group Hug RUW (Jeskai, America)

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Enchantment (22)

• 1x Aggressive Mining
• 1x Archmage Ascension
• 1x Delaying Shield
• 1x Dictate of Kruphix
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Divine Presence
• 1x Dream Tides
• 1x Earnest Fellowship
• 1x Eye of the Storm
• 1x Furnace of Rath
• 1x Grip of Chaos
• 1x Hive Mind
• 1x Journey to Nowhere
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Mindmoil
• 1x Oblivion Ring
• 1x Possibility Storm
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Puca's Mischief
• 1x Smoke
• 1x Well of Ideas
• 1x Wild Evocation

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Distant Memories
• 1x Razia's Purification
• 1x Reforge the Soul
• 1x Shape Anew
• 1x Stitch in Time
• 1x Terminus
• 1x Vandalblast

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Jace Beleren

Instant (1)

• 1x Shifting Borders

Land (34)

• 1x Azorius Guildgate
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Boros Guildgate
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Contested War Zone
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 7x Island
• 1x Izzet Boilerworks
• 1x Izzet Guildgate
• 6x Mountain
• 6x Plains
• 1x Rainbow Vale
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rupture Spire
• 1x Springjack Pasture
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Transguild Promenade

Creature (16)

• 1x Akroan Horse
• 1x Avatar of Slaughter
• 1x Bazaar Trader
• 1x Boldwyr Heavyweights
• 1x Braids, Conjurer Adept
• 1x False Prophet
• 1x Hoarding Dragon
• 1x Ixidron
• 1x Mercurial Chemister
• 1x Perplexing Chimera
• 1x Silent Arbiter
• 1x Soldevi Sentry
• 1x Steel Golem
• 1x Sunblast Angel
• 1x Taniwha
• 1x Walking Archive

Commander (1)

Artifact (18)

• 1x Avarice Totem
• 1x Crown of Doom
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Helm of Awakening
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Knowledge Pool
• 1x Library of Leng
• 1x Manalith
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Otherworld Atlas
• 1x Pyxis of Pandemonium
• 1x Sands of Time
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sundial of the Infinite
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Teferi's Puzzle Box
• 1x Temple Bell
• 1x Timesifter

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Maybeboard

Creature (2)

• 1x Narset, Enlightened Master
• 1x Starke of Rath

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Mana Flare
• 1x Sigil of the Empty Throne

Artifact (1)

• 1x Font of Mythos

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There are no win conditions, there is only chaos.

This deck legitimately plays Knowledge Pool, Possibility Storm, and Timesifter. Possibly the least serious deck in Magic history. Shenanigans ensue as Zedruu pillow forts, fucks with the field, throws cards around, and draws ALL the things!

If you like chaos decks that win, check out my friend's deck, Norin the Manliest Commander!

Another fun group hug/no win deck: (: I WUV AWW OF YEW! :) [now with ZERO win cons!]

Date added	10 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 52 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.79
Tokens	Goat 0/1 W, Soldier 1/1 W
Folders	Want to make, EDH, professor chaos, I want, EDH, MTG Deck ideas, EDH, AMAZING, edh grouphug, Commander