Zed's Make 'em Dead Emporium

Commander / EDH RUW (Jeskai, America)

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Store Locations (37)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Cascade Bluffs
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 6x Island
• 1x Kor Haven
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Gate
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 6x Plains
• 1x Raugrin Triome
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rugged Prairie
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Tower of the Magistrate

Security (6)

• 1x Brand
• 1x Darksteel Forge
• 1x Dissipation Field
• 1x Hurkyl's Recall
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Teferi's Protection

Merchandise (23)

• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Blackblade Reforged
• 1x Deathrender
• 1x Godsend
• 1x Grappling Hook
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Illusionist's Bracers
• 1x Kusari-Gama
• 1x Loxodon Warhammer
• 1x Pendant of Prosperity
• 1x Quietus Spike
• 1x Sanctuary Blade
• 1x Shadowspear
• 1x Sword of Body and Mind
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine
• 1x Sword of Fire and Ice
• 1x Sword of Light and Shadow
• 1x Sword of Sinew and Steel
• 1x Sword of the Animist
• 1x Sword of Truth and Justice
• 1x Sword of Vengeance
• 1x Sword of War and Peace
• 1x Umezawa's Jitte

Tools (15)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Champion's Helm
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Fires of Invention
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Mystic Forge
• 1x Semblance Anvil
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Conviction
• 1x Talisman of Creativity
• 1x Talisman of Progress
• 1x Trading Post

Commander (1)

Employees (16)

• 1x Bazaar Trader
• 1x Daretti, Scrap Savant
• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Emry, Lurker of the Loch
• 1x Etherium Sculptor
• 1x Foundry Inspector
• 1x Goblin Welder
• 1x Orzhov Advokist
• 1x Padeem, Consul of Innovation
• 1x Renowned Weaponsmith
• 1x Saheeli, the Gifted
• 1x Sram, Senior Edificer
• 1x Steelshaper Apprentice
• 1x Stoneforge Mystic
• 1x Stonehewer Giant
• 1x Vedalken Engineer

Retirement Plans (2)

• 1x Darksteel Reactor
• 1x Mechanized Production

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Welcome, fine friends (and hopeful clients), to Zed's Make 'em Dead Weapon Emporium! We sell the finest of weapons here, and all you have to do is sign this contract!

Zed’s Make ‘Em Dead Emporium
CONTRACT OF SALE
You agree to the following terms:
1. You will not harm, steal, destroy, exile, or inhibit the merchandise (purchased or unpurchased), Zed, the Weapon Shop, or any of its current employees. You will not pay the Smothering Tithe tax.
2. If our product causes you to win the game, we reserve the right to photograph you holding our product for promotional purposes.

We will provide YOU with:
One (1) fine weapon of destruction
Possible future weapons and/or benefits
Our “No Contest Guarantee”: If you and we are the only remaining players, we will concede.

“No Contest Guarantee” does not prohibit Zed’s Make ‘Em Dead Emporium from attempting to win the game in other ways, including but not limited to special win conditions.

This deck is, frankly, a gimmick deck. It doesn't really aim to win games, just make them more interesting. It's really an opportunity for me to roleplay a shopkeeper/aggressive salesman, with a few options to keep back anyone who doesn't want to sign a contract.

Once Zed has enough in his 401k, he'll retire and close up shop.

However, if Zed ever makes enough profit, he might create an assembly line and retire early.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Mythic Rares 54 - 0 Rares 11 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.89
Tokens	Copy Clone, Emblem Daretti, Scrap Savant, Goat 0/1 W, Human 2/2 G, Servo 1/1 C, Treasure, Wolf 2/2 G
Folders	My Decks, Interesting Deck Ideas