Zo-Zu Hates Everyone EDH

Commander / EDH

Zelda_MTG

Artifact (17)

• 1x Ankh of Mishra
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Extraplanar Lens
• 1x Gauntlet of Might
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mana Web
• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Mind's Eye
• 1x Pyromancer's Goggles
• 1x Relic of Progenitus
• 1x Ruby Medallion
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sunset Pyramid
• 1x Torpor Orb

Instant (11)

• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Comet Storm
• 1x Commune with Lava
• 1x Fork
• 1x Pyroblast
• 1x Red Elemental Blast
• 1x Reiterate
• 1x Reverberate
• 1x Skred
• 1x Starstorm
• 1x Urza's Rage

Sorcery (16)

• 1x All is Dust
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Chain Reaction
• 1x Disrupt Decorum
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x From the Ashes
• 1x Gamble
• 1x Hour of Devastation
• 1x Magmatic Insight
• 1x Mana Geyser
• 1x Past in Flames
• 1x Ruination
• 1x Shattering Spree
• 1x Tormenting Voice
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Wild Guess

Creature (7)

• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Firebrand Archer
• 1x Guttersnipe
• 1x Keldon Firebombers
• 1x Rampaging Ferocidon
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Squee, Goblin Nabob

Land (36)

• 1x Glacial Chasm
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Mouth of Ronom
• 1x Scavenger Grounds
• 1x Scrying Sheets
• 30x Snow-Covered Mountain
• 1x Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle

Commander (1)

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Braid of Fire
• 1x Burning Earth
• 1x Glacial Crevasses
• 1x Manabarbs
• 1x Outpost Siege
• 1x Price of Glory
• 1x Repercussion
• 1x Smoke
• 1x Spellshock
• 1x Stranglehold
• 1x Sulfuric Vortex
• 1x War's Toll

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My own take on what is effectively a red pillowfort, group slug, land hate deck. The only goal is to make the rest of the table miserable. And if all else fails, burn everyone to death.

To that end, this list has evolved to have a bit of a spell slinger sub-theme. I added the Reiterate + Mana Geyser combo for infinite mana, while Firebrand Archer, Guttersnipe, and Comet Storm are the outlets to win.

Repercussion is your other win condition, and playing it at the right time, with the right boardwipe, is key.

Made this deck because I wasn't happy with any of the other Zo-Zu decks I saw on EDHREC or Tappedout. They either had way too high of an average CMC (>3.5), or seemed poorly made otherwise. Hopefully this version is as optimal as possible.

Not playing Blood Moon/Blood Sun because there's a decent chance I blow up non basic lands anyway

Not running wheel cards, since they likely help my opponents far more than me

03/19/18: Decided I didn't like Act on Impulse, it's just not a good card. Also don't like Obsidian Fireheart. Incredibly slow, even with Braid of Fire, which you can't count on. Removed Mudslide, doesn't deter big fatties from killing me.

I put in Relic of Progenitus and Scavenger Grounds for graveyard hate. Added Maze of Ith. Also added Squee, Goblin Nabob, so good with the looting effects.

Top Ranked	Achieved #7 position overall 6 years ago
Date added	6 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 42 - 0 Rares 13 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.84
Folders	Not My Decks, EDH ideas, EDH, Cool Commander decks, aaa, Interesting Commander Decks, EDH, EDH Ideas, Mono red ideas, Red