Heay guys Here is the jankiness of your day but it wont be topped! Sry for the lame sales pitch in the title but ill get to that jankiness in a min!
Ok here is what I call zombie assault routes and has some really fun interactions! Win con's include Seismic Assault and Zombie Infestation both enchantments that if they make it to the field are really hard to deal with for your opponent if you have gas for them!
So object is of course to peg seismic assault but zombie infestation will do and will do famously if needed. I just like the in the face way seismic assault goes about it.
Now the chick in the middle is Trade Routes This card is bonkers with seismic assault and as a dig engine in a primarily land deck! So good! Paired with Seismic Assault...... Ok pass turn..... Seismic Assault on field Trade Routes as well 7 land in hand your at 20 life Im going to see my next turn.... during my upkeep after untap tap all lands using Trade Routes to bounce all 3 lands, burn you for 20.
Now there is also my Simian Spirit Guide serving 3 main purposes, 1 being obvious as ramp or color fixing, 2 use it to plant your seismic assault and only have 2 land on the field so more gas in your hand, and 3 an unexpected manland activation.
Ok so now Magical Christmas land presents a magical christmas land feature! Zombie Assault Routes T1 KILL!!!
Seriously though plz I know how rare it is but it exists and thats cool. It's 7 cards exactly and is all 4 Simian Spirit Guide Seismic Assault Treasure Hunt and 1 Island. Yes besides how unlikely you still are relying on a really good reveal session from Treasure Hunt. But the possibility skyrockets from there. This deck is pretty strong so you can hang in there long enough to have fun even if your gonna lose lol.
Well thanks for entertaining me and reading this any help would be appreciated as im pretty new to modern and my sb I KNOW is weak.
