Best MTG Card Text.
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Posted on Nov. 22, 2014, 11 a.m. by TheWanderer123
Can be from any set. Wave of Indifference is pretty good.
"Earth to AEther, window to wonder, stillness to the sky"-Glazing Incantation
Flavor text of one of my favorite cards, Halcyon Glaze.
November 22, 2014 11:22 a.m.
November 22, 2014 11:31 a.m.
Enormous Baloth and Razorfield Thresher crack me up.
November 22, 2014 11:36 a.m.
TheWanderer123 says... #8
Goblin Cadets, but Fodder Cannon is pretty funny.
November 22, 2014 11:39 a.m.
"Why is leg?" - Actual Pensive Minotaur flavor text.
November 22, 2014 12:20 p.m.
CommanderOfBolas says... #12
I like Cruel Ultimatum (didn't see that one coming, did you?) Nicol Bolas is (I know, im full of surprises today)cool, too
November 22, 2014 1:10 p.m.
Last Word is pretty good, happens to be my favorite
November 22, 2014 2:25 p.m.
Funny: Myr Galvanizer
Epic: Time of Heroes and All Is Dust.... Damn I like Zendikar to much....
Deep: Obliterate, but from Invasion: For his Family, Barrin made a funeral pyre of Tolaria
November 22, 2014 2:30 p.m.
DinosaurSheriff says... #17
Bazaar Trader and Bronze Bombshell are my 2 favorite
November 22, 2014 3:10 p.m.
TheWanderer123 says... #20
Ha, these are all pretty good. @CommanderOfBolas please no more surprises, I don't even know who you are anymore.
November 22, 2014 5:21 p.m.
Hatred, Stifle (the original one), Sizzle and Ichor Explosion are all great.
November 22, 2014 5:38 p.m.
CommanderOfBolas says... #22
@TheWanderer123: Here comes another 2 great flavor texts that you never saw coming. Slave of Bolas and Disciple of Bolas
November 22, 2014 5:41 p.m.
Mudhole has some fantastic flavortext. Sea Gate Oracle has some nice text as well.
November 22, 2014 7:23 p.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #27
Has nobody said Wit's End yet? That flavor text cracks me up every time.
In all seriousness, Obliterate, especially with the top comment on its gatherer page.
November 26, 2014 10:53 a.m.
Did you know that M13's Wits End has a typo...
"Your patheITc Ideals..." Did bolas develope dyslexia, or is he just really bad at english, who knows... also, this version almost sounds german.
November 26, 2014 1:19 p.m.
Forgot to mention, Obsidian Fireheart has some of the best reminder text in the game. 'The land continues to burn after Obsidian Fireheart has left the battlefield.'
November 27, 2014 12:18 a.m.
CapnMooMoo says... #33
I'm a sucker for Opportunity.
:P
I also like Blast of Genius', but mostly because Ral Zarek is a badass.
DarkHero says... #2
Goblin Offensive
November 22, 2014 11:13 a.m.