Corrupt-a-wish
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on Sept. 4, 2014, 5:57 p.m. by TheRedDude
Make a wish, then the next person corrupts it like a genie and makes his/her wish.
Timmy: i wish for a pony
Johnny: Granted, but it eats you. I wish for a bigger pony.
I wish Tibalt was Legacy playable. there you go. Corrupt it.
TheRedDude says... #3
i think that anyone can do this, because tibalt IS Legaccy playable. JK
September 4, 2014 6 p.m.
TheRedDude says... #4
Granted, but he is only available in ftv:value which will cost $100,000,00
September 4, 2014 6:01 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #5
NNNNOOOOOOOOOO....honestly Kaalia of the Vast planeswalker would be so amazing....
September 4, 2014 6:02 p.m.
@VampireArmy ~ granted but his/her abilities are U/Gflavor wise
I wish I could win the lottery so I could play magic for a living.
September 4, 2014 6:03 p.m.
TheRedDude says... #7
Granted, you win 5$ bucks
i wish for a pony, but not the one that timmy got.
September 4, 2014 6:05 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #8
TheRedDude Granted, but it's a fluttershy and you have to ride instead of driving a car
September 4, 2014 6:06 p.m.
Granted, but the pony will ride you off a cliff.
I wish for a land that says "When ~ enters the battlefield, you win the game" and has no if statements.
September 4, 2014 6:08 p.m.
nighthawk101 says... #10
Granted. Magic becomes a game of land tutoring and quick drawing, every deck trying to get out Shrine of Victory first.
I wish that I owned a NM Black Lotus .
September 4, 2014 6:10 p.m.
TheRedDude says... #11
Granted, but it also reads, cannot be played unless ou have Abyssal Persecutor in play
i wish for them to spoil surrak dragonclaw
September 4, 2014 6:11 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #12
Granted Matsi883, but there's only one in the world and it got torn to shreds when you accidentally dropped it into a wood chipper. You clumsy thing you.
September 4, 2014 6:11 p.m.
Granted - but he costs 10 to play and reads 'if you cast this from your hand you lose the game'.
I wish that iphones could he used as magic cards because it's cheaper than legacy anyway.
September 4, 2014 6:12 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #14
Granted TheRedDude, but it turns out he's a vanilla 3/3 that costs 4RUG.
September 4, 2014 6:13 p.m.
@williamgp99: Perfect.
@GoldGhost012: Granted, but you order them online and they accidentally get mailed to me.
September 4, 2014 6:13 p.m.
TheRedDude says... #16
Granted, they are not playable
I wish that no one corrupts this wish
September 4, 2014 6:14 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #17
I know I've seen something like that ChiefBell. I don't remember if it was MTG or some other card game.
September 4, 2014 6:14 p.m.
TheRedDude says... #18
@GoldGhost012 its kinda like Phage the Untouchable
September 4, 2014 6:17 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #20
I wish for a future where I won't have to move threads to their proper locations.
September 4, 2014 6:25 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #21
Granted Epochalyptik, but then you get addicted to the site 24/7 and can't function in society.
September 4, 2014 6:27 p.m.
TheRedDude says... #22
I wish People would make both wishes and corrupts in their comments
September 4, 2014 6:30 p.m.
nighthawk101 says... #23
Granted. However, the same three people comment over and over again, and nobody else plays.
I wish I wasn't tired.
September 4, 2014 6:33 p.m.
TheRedDude says... #24
granted, you cannot sleep and thus you die
i wish for a playset
September 4, 2014 6:35 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #25
Granted, you get a playset of Great Wall .
I wish for all 10 of the original dual lands.
September 4, 2014 6:38 p.m.
Granted, you get them ripped in half.
I wish to win a tournament with a prize payout.
September 4, 2014 6:45 p.m.
TheRedDude says... #27
granted, the prize is 1 cent
i wish for another playset
September 4, 2014 6:49 p.m.
Granted, but two weeks later someone will take a second look at them and tell you they're fakes.
I wish I had a custom playmat.
September 4, 2014 6:55 p.m.
TheRedDude says... #29
Granted, a kindegartener drew it.
I wish for yet another playset
September 4, 2014 6:59 p.m.
nighthawk101 says... #30
Granted, but it's an Ensoul Artifact playset in terrible condition.
I wish for increased intelligence.
September 4, 2014 7:04 p.m.
TheRedDude says... #31
Granted, your head blows up.
i wish for all the playsets
September 4, 2014 7:06 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #32
Granted, you spend tons of money and you get scammed.
I wish for lots and lots of ice cream.
September 4, 2014 7:11 p.m.
TheRedDude says... #33
Granted, it is all doormat-flavored
I wish that i had desires other than playsets
September 4, 2014 7:12 p.m.
GlistenerAgent says... #34
Granted, but your desires are for bulk sets of junk rares.
I wish for intelligence.
September 4, 2014 7:14 p.m.
TheRedDude says... #35
Granted, but you learned nothing from GoldGhost012
i wish for someone to corrupt this wish
September 4, 2014 7:15 p.m.
slovakattack says... #36
Granted, but you get another wish.
I wish Knights had 2-drop lords.
September 4, 2014 7:25 p.m.
Blizzicane says... #37
(Yay forum games)
Granted, but they would give Defender to all Knights. >:3
I wish wizards would reprint enemy colored fetch lands. :(
September 4, 2014 7:49 p.m.
GlistenerAgent says... #38
Granted, but they will be reprinted in the Magic 2017 Core Set. :)
I wish for Scapeshift to be a Tier 1 Modern deck.
September 4, 2014 7:51 p.m.
Scapeshift becomes a tier 1 modern deck, but it oppresses the format so heavily that Wizards is forced to ban it.
I wish Second Sunrise was unbanned in modern.
September 4, 2014 7:58 p.m.
Jrjersey01 says... #40
Granted, but then the chromantic cycles get banned. I wish for more time to play magic
September 4, 2014 8:05 p.m.
TheRedDude says... #41
Granted, you are now a full time magician performing in countries across the globe
I wish for ...
September 4, 2014 8:26 p.m.
nighthawk101 says... #42
Granted. You are now mute.
I wish that wishes were fishes.
September 4, 2014 8:27 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #43
Granted. You now have a minnow.
I wish I had motivation to do work.
September 4, 2014 8:29 p.m.
Jrjersey01 says... #44
Granted GoldGhost012. You are now motivated to work for me and do my school work. I wish that I wasn't a traveling magician.
September 4, 2014 8:31 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #45
Granted. You are now a genie trapped in a bottle.
I wish I never got bored.
September 4, 2014 8:38 p.m.
nighthawk101 says... #46
Granted. You now have an incredibly short attention span.
I wish that I knew all of the cards from Khans right now.
September 4, 2014 8:39 p.m.
TheRedDude says... #47
granted, the burden of secrecy drives you insane
i wish for a playset
September 4, 2014 9:15 p.m.
nighthawk101 says... #49
Granted. You have a Black Lotus play set that just so happens to be stolen. You are arrested, tried, and sentenced.
I wish for world peace.
September 5, 2014 7:45 a.m.
GlistenerAgent says... #50
So does Putin. And he gets it... his way.
I wish for 24 of each Zendikar full art basic land, in NM condition.
VampireArmy says... #2
Granted but Now Tibalt Cost
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I Wish there was A R/W/B Planeswalker
September 4, 2014 5:59 p.m.