Frog for President: The Decision That Will Make or Break Magic: the Gathering
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on Sept. 5, 2015, 1:16 p.m. by dottydog6111
It begin on a cold September afternoon, when i sat upon my beanbag throne and begin to load my computer. After 5 painstaking minutes, I began to wet my pants over the anticipation of the new BFZ spoilers. Would Wedge have created a delicious new treat of a video, or would at least one person have liked one of my awful decks on tapped out? I served myself a ice cold latte and sipped on the chilled contents. The fluid rushed down my throat as the fruit flashed upon the screen. Tappedout.net loads and i see my demon worshipping friend luket6666 had commented on Turbo...Frog? . The latte droplet rolled down my chin as I spluttered at the pun. The very motion to see what my hippo of a friend had wittily written, would be the one that made me regret my very existence and rip apart the little sanity I ever had.
Turbo...Frog? - http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/28-08-14-turbofrog/
dottydog6111 says... #4
This is me expressing my feelings. Please don't mock me my fellow Tapped Out users.
September 5, 2015 1:23 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #6
This thread was moved to a more appropriate forum (auto-generated comment)
September 5, 2015 1:33 p.m.
dottydog6111 says... #7
But this is my one try passion in life. Please do not take it from me.
I BEG YOU
September 5, 2015 1:38 p.m.
dottydog6111 says... #10
I shall inform you EvenDryke that I was fully sober when writing my piece and wrote it only to spread joy to the hearts of the all people.
September 5, 2015 2:11 p.m.
TheNextRedDude says... #11
You are a good writer, dottydog6111, and I would like to ask you this: Did you just want to make a pun, or, what?
September 5, 2015 2:28 p.m.
dottydog6111 says... #12
Thanks TheNextRedDude and I was writing purely for fun :)
September 5, 2015 2:56 p.m.
I'm sitting here, jaw dropped down, eyes wide open. Was this thread about a hippo? A demon? A.... Frog? I don't know, and, ironically, I don't know if I want to know. I logged into TappedOut to see what could possibly lie ahead. This place is filled up with strange people, with even more strange minds. Maybe there would be a goat sacrificing thread? Maybe a meteorite deck? Never would I have thought, that there would be a Turbo-Frog deck.
September 5, 2015 4:34 p.m.
TheNextRedDude says... #14
It began on a nice September day, when I sat on my small, wheeled chair to find out what the users of Tappedout had done since I had last checked. I scrolled down to the speculation and spoilers forum, to see what people thought Battle for Zendikar had in store. But instead, I saw something strange, something ridiculous. Frog for President? I had to find out what this was about. I clicked on the link to find that dottydog6111 had written this:
"It begin on a cold September afternoon, when i sat upon my beanbag throne and begin to load my computer. After 5 painstaking minutes, I began to wet my pants over the anticipation of the new BFZ spoilers. Would Wedge have created a delicious new treat of a video, or would at least one person have liked one of my awful decks on tapped out? I served myself a ice cold latte and sipped on the chilled contents. The fluid rushed down my throat as the fruit flashed upon the screen. Tappedout.net loads and i see my demon worshipping friend luket6666 had commented on Turbo...Frog? . The latte droplet rolled down my chin as I spluttered at the pun. The very motion to see what my hippo of a friend had wittily written, would be the one that made me regret my very existence and rip apart the little sanity I ever had.
Turbo...Frog? - http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/28-08-14-turbofrog/"
I responded. It was well written, but the subject was just absurd. This was what I left, my comment etched on the stone of the Internet: "It began on a nice September day, when I sat on my small, wheeled chair to find out what the users of Tappedout had done since I last checked..."
September 5, 2015 4:57 p.m.
dottydog6111 says... #15
If you enjoyed this then check out: https://www.wattpad.com/user/MTGsLittleSanity
for the rest of the story
September 5, 2015 5:33 p.m.
TheNextRedDude says... #17
I could only see the second paragraph of each part, and it was hilarious.
September 5, 2015 9:11 p.m.
dottydog6111 says... #18
TheNextRedDude wow thanks, I have fixed the problem so the whole thing is available to read :)
September 6, 2015 4:16 a.m.
luket6666 here and I want to say that I was just writing nonsense and that it is in fact about the most powerful subtype in magic, frogs. but not just frogs, frogs running for president. vote frog he can make changes
September 6, 2015 6:17 a.m.
dottydog6111 says... #20
You are too late luket6666... The madness has already began
September 6, 2015 6:19 a.m.
Epochalyptik says... #21
This thread was moved to a more appropriate forum (auto-generated comment)
NoPantsParade says... #2
What?
September 5, 2015 1:19 p.m.