From the Vault : Reserved
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on Sept. 13, 2014, 3:19 p.m. by VampireArmy
Are you feeling it now Mr. Crabs?
HorrorAvengers says... #2
Sounds like how I'm gonna feel tomorrow. Getting up at 4 for a 3 hour drive to a orientation for my new job untill 4:30, then 3 hours back, 3 essays I have to finish and various homework, then midnight prerelease draft tournament at my LGS.
Coffee I have never loved you so much.
September 19, 2014 12:13 a.m.
biggestmtgnerd says... #3
I think from the vault: reserved would be fun. They should announce it on april fools day. BOOM!
I hate apples and strawberries
There is lots of majestic music, but the most majestic would be the narwal song
What about Godsend in the stoneforge mystic deck?
Since this deck is getting really off topic, lets talk about slathering chipmunks with pineapples!
September 27, 2014 10:35 a.m.
VampireArmy says... #4
Off topic? Fuck that my threads hardly ever make sense. Also, only if I'm eating bbq chipmunk
September 27, 2014 11:04 a.m.
VampireArmy says... #6
Hahaha. Perfect. In other news, my first khans pack contained mr bearpunch himself. Ironic
September 27, 2014 11:48 a.m.
aeonstoremyliver says... #7
Chicken tribal should be a thing. There was an 'uncard' that was a Robot Chicken. Everyone likes chicken. Except for vegans; they eat tofu. Tofu tribal should never exist.
September 27, 2014 12:41 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #8
Saproling tribal for the win!.....No
Duel.decks : chicken vs saproling
September 27, 2014 12:44 p.m.
Chicken tribal does exist... Chicken a la King , Mesa Chicken and a few others are CHICKENS!
September 27, 2014 12:54 p.m.
aeonstoremyliver says... #15
Eight days until our Chicken army invades Canada and camps out in Caligula's backyard.
September 27, 2014 3:36 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #16
Lol now that's a thought...though..nobody invades canada...they too op man they will apologize you to death. Just kidding though...imagine if i was a snob like that though...ugh
September 27, 2014 3:38 p.m.
Interesting historical fact. America has invaded Canada four times. We epically failed every time.
September 27, 2014 4:30 p.m.
Another interesting historical fact. Canada is the only country in the world that had a hand in burning down the original white house =P
And either way, Chickens can camp out here as long as they want. I love me my eggs.
September 27, 2014 4:35 p.m.
It's the winters here that are just rough.
Game of Thrones was filmed in the alberta winters... jk
But i'd imagine it's pretty damn close.
It hit -42 C with the wind chill last winter
September 27, 2014 4:39 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #21
You can keep that over there, thank you. I was raised in the desert heat, I'm gonna die in the desert heat
September 27, 2014 4:41 p.m.
aeonstoremyliver says... #22
Hockey, beer, and moose. Moose looks tasty.
September 27, 2014 4:43 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #24
Man i miss big as bonfires in the middle of no where...burning furniture people dump
September 27, 2014 5:03 p.m.
@aeonstoremyliver Moose is delicious, actually super lean meat.
And of course, Hockey, excess amounts of beer.
Maple Syrup is the best thing ever on bacon, mmmmmm bacon.
September 27, 2014 5:22 p.m.
Well obviously I use bacon bacon, Not canadian bacon ahahaha
:O
But still. Maple syrup on ham is damn tasty as well.
September 27, 2014 5:29 p.m.
aeonstoremyliver says... #28
A moose can feed a family all winter, I bet...
Real maple syrup on bacon! None of this Aunt Jemima bullcrap.
September 27, 2014 5:41 p.m.
@aeonstoremyliver You bet it can, it's damn near 500 lbs of meat my man.
My uncle is just about to run out of his moose he shot last year. Just in time for hunting season this year so he's managed to make it last in his deep freeze.
And you know it, Aunt Jemima can suck it.
... Maybe i should just add real maple syrup to my trade binder and see if I can trade people for that >.>
LOL =P
September 27, 2014 5:57 p.m.
aeonstoremyliver says... #32
Lol dude you'd make a killing with moose and maple syrup!
September 27, 2014 6:41 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #33
Well see, now my thread has been invaded by Canadians! WARRRRRRR
September 27, 2014 6:43 p.m.
aeonstoremyliver says... #34
I'm in Michigan, Canada's ugly step sister...
September 27, 2014 6:47 p.m.
MindAblaze says... #35
Two Canadians could take all you Americans. Don't you follow the dub? Lol
September 27, 2014 6:49 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #36
And I'm in the UP, so I dunno what that makes me.
September 27, 2014 6:50 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #37
You need some Democracy? We all outa freedom.....
September 27, 2014 6:52 p.m.
Hahahaha, This thread is hilarious.
The most us canadians would do it offer you a beer and some moose.
Lmao, According to my neighbor Josh he drives a Moostang, With 300 Moosepower.
September 27, 2014 6:52 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #39
Wait, is the conversion rate between a horse and a moose 1:1?
September 27, 2014 7:07 p.m.
Yeah Moosepower is about 1.5:1 horsepower ratio, The antlers usually make it come out on "top" AHA AHA AHAAAAA
.>
September 27, 2014 7:56 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #43
Funny story
Last year I convinced a freshman friend of mine that since the plural of goose is geese, the plural of moose is meese. She believed me for damn near a month, still give her crap about it.
September 27, 2014 8:57 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #44
Picking on freshmen isn't cool. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
September 27, 2014 9:07 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #45
Not really. It was a good laugh for both of us, and she hasn't trusted me with any kind of factual information since
September 27, 2014 9:12 p.m.
Jrjersey01 says... #46
Ehem fluffybunnypants.
I'm kind of split. My mom is from America, but my dad is from canada
September 27, 2014 9:23 p.m.
biggestmtgnerd says... #47
Jrjersey01 Go build a shack on the border and do all the things listed in here, like convincing people that the plural of moose is meese, make chicken tribal a thing, make saproling tribal more of a thing, slather chipmunks with pineapples, put maple syrup on bacon (no aunt jemima), shoot meese, create a from the vault: reserved and sell it pretending to work for WOTC, make a majestic song, derail this thread even more, and prefer strawberries to apples. Even though both are horrible.
September 27, 2014 10:17 p.m.
biggestmtgnerd says... #49
THAT'S WHAT THE GOVERNMENT WANT'S YOU TO THINK
September 27, 2014 10:34 p.m.
aeonstoremyliver says... #50
I have a tinfoil hat. Screw the guvment. MERKA WHEEERRRREEWWW!
vampirelazarus says... #1
Sounds like me when trying to visualize my comp sci homework.
September 18, 2014 8:32 p.m.