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The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on Sept. 13, 2014, 3:19 p.m. by VampireArmy
Are you feeling it now Mr. Crabs?
aeonstoremyliver says... #2
DAMMIT! I wish I could do the meme thing and HTML. Ghost, cue the crazy History channel hair dude with 'Aliens...' in his hands.
September 28, 2014 12:02 a.m.
VampireArmy says... #6
I should be sleeping for my early 10 AM shift but alas...my new Mardu Walkers deck needs a desctription...
September 28, 2014 12:08 a.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #7
I should be sleeping, but alas, I have insomnia...
September 28, 2014 12:14 a.m.
VampireArmy says... #9
I am highly nocturnal, sir. If I had my way, I would never go out in the daylight again...in any case, i'm done with the description
September 28, 2014 12:23 a.m.
@biggestmtgnerd: You don't like strawberries? HERESY!
@GoldGhost012: Tinfoil hats protect against mindreaders. Has no one here seen Futurama?
Surprisingly, I couldn't find a normal one that just said Aliens.
@Caligula: Meh. I've seen better.
September 28, 2014 12:30 a.m.
Ouch, harsh
The fact that it's Sigourney Weaver makes it a win win, lol Aliens is a classic
September 28, 2014 12:34 a.m.
aeonstoremyliver says... #16
The raping of the LGS and MSRP comes full circle :-)
Yay foily Alien babies that cost a kidney!
September 28, 2014 12:38 a.m.
It wouldn't be a TappedOut thread if you weren't confused. Also, I think Andar has the coolest username on this site.
September 28, 2014 1:01 a.m.
biggestmtgnerd says... #19
VampireArmy You say your nocturnal. No duh. Your username has the word "vampire" in it. Unless your lying and you actually aren't a vampire!!!???!!!???!!!??? It's a conspiracy!!! VampireArmy is part of the illuminati and the government. Put on your tinfoil hats everyone. Vampires may not be aliens, but VampireArmy isn't a vampire, he's the GOVERNMENT (all of them). GoldGhost012 wants you to think tinfoil hats don't work, but they do, because the government is an alien! GoldGhost012 is the heresy spreader, not me! And speaking of heresy, Fulcrum is part of the government as well, because he accused me of heresy, THEREFORE trying to get you guys to hate me THEREFORE meaning that he doesn't want you to listen to me either. Quick, Caligula, MindAblaze!, aeonstoremyliver, Jrjersey01, HorrorAvengers, vampirelazarus, NorthernRaven, Gorgosaurusrex, Gspot, Krayhaft, you are the only ones left in the thread who isn't part of the illumintati or government! Tell Epochalyptik to shut down this thread of heresy, and don't listen to anything that GoldGhost012 Fulcrum or VampireArmy say. If enough people ask, epoch will feel that it is necessary! Do it for Jesus, and for Suburbia (but not for Jesus of Suburbia, because anything VampireArmy likes is a conspiracy)!
September 28, 2014 4:37 a.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #20
Aye, that's my job. I spread heresy like there's no tomorrow.
Or is that heresy as well? :O
September 28, 2014 9:24 a.m.
vampirelazarus says... #23
Oh good, he doesn't know my secret affiliation with the most secretest of conspiracy groups.
I thought it was common knowledge.
September 28, 2014 9:58 a.m.
VampireArmy says... #24
Hahaha. Oh dear.....
Seriously...why does morning have to exist
September 28, 2014 10:05 a.m.
MindAblaze says... #25
I'm interested...what is this three whole marijuanas
September 28, 2014 10:35 a.m.
VampireArmy says... #26
It's a drug more powerful than Charlie sheens tiger blood
September 28, 2014 10:52 a.m.
fluffybunnypants says... #27
Looks like I'm going to have to read through this.
Thanks Jrjersey01
September 28, 2014 10:59 a.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #33
Tried injecting 3 marijuanas once. My spider-cow is now on the roof, making me answer riddles to get into my house.
That was 3 weeks ago.
September 28, 2014 11:41 a.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #35
I already lived up to my name when I ran around in iron man armor scaring random people. Ionic blasters are great, you gotta try em. Then again, people complain a lot. Wahhhhhh you blew up the sidewalk! wahhhhhhh you vaporized my dog! Wahhhhhhh your suit detonated and blew up new york. Jeezus people, stop complaining.
September 28, 2014 11:50 a.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #36
HorrorAvengers the answer to the riddle is a man. or a certain part of male anatomy.
September 28, 2014 11:51 a.m.
aeonstoremyliver says... #38
I once smoked three marijuanas and had a great conversation with the moon. That was aeons ago. Then I drank too much in Tijauna and almost contracted the aidsasyphilitis.
I'm Batman. Shhh...
September 28, 2014 1:09 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #39
Fulcrum if this thread scares a top secret spy organization it's the real deal.
September 28, 2014 2:09 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #40
Bought a fat pack and a pack just now gais.....i can haz fetch? Won't find out til after work
September 28, 2014 2:14 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #43
Shhh williamgp99. Don't fight it, just accept it...
September 28, 2014 2:43 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #45
VampireArmy well, in 6 packs I pulled a foil flooded strand, regular flooded strand, foil sorin, and wooded foothills (of which I now have too many ._. not complaining, but haven't pulleld a single G/W fetch and I have 5 foothills.)
September 28, 2014 2:46 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #46
Aaaaaaaaand I'm dead. Thanks vampirelazarus.
September 28, 2014 2:47 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #48
I've bought 7 packs and have only pulled one money card. After today i will have bought a total of 17 packs. If i still don't manage to get at least 2, I'm done cracking khans
September 28, 2014 3:05 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #49
Damn, I wish I could kill someone that easily.
GoldGhost012 says... #1
I thought the tinfoil hats only worked against aliens...
September 27, 2014 11:58 p.m.