From the Vault : Reserved
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on Sept. 13, 2014, 3:19 p.m. by VampireArmy
Are you feeling it now Mr. Crabs?
VampireArmy says... #3
Unless your Phage the Untouchable she's an honorary vampire...So is Vraska the Unseen
September 28, 2014 3:19 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #4
We can't turn goats into vampires. Not enough to bite.
Nevermind the fact that you're gold as well. That works probably break our fangs.
September 28, 2014 3:25 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #5
The good news is you 're actually the ghost of king midas...the bad news is you can't actually touch anything
September 28, 2014 3:32 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #6
Can't turn goats into vampires?
my Xenograft says otherwise.
September 28, 2014 3:35 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #8
Idk, I like the idea of cutting out goat teeth and grafting in vampire teeth.
Funny note, this computer has a really annoying auto-correct-esque feature. Which just now tried to change vampire to fapire. I don't know who the hell used this computer to search fapire. That is not an image I want on my search history.
September 28, 2014 3:42 p.m.
aeonstoremyliver says... #9
Is that the vampire version of Two Girls, One Cup?
Btw, don't ever decide to watch that. You'll never be able to remove the image from your brain. Even with a Brain Maggot in Checkov's ear by Khan himself.
September 28, 2014 3:45 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #11
Two Vamps, One Chalice?
I don't understand why you would submit yourself to such torture, aeonstoremyliver.
It sounds like 50 Shades of Gray, VampireArmy. Because that was supposed to be Twilight fanfiction.
September 28, 2014 3:51 p.m.
MindAblaze says... #12
Thanks guys. Wish I could set my mind ablaze after that shit...
September 28, 2014 5:10 p.m.
aeonstoremyliver says... #13
Lol
It wasn't intentional. Dude said, "Hey, check this out!" Two chicks were going at it, seemed cool. And then, and then... AGHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO!
shudder
September 28, 2014 5:42 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #14
Phone auto corrects ghosts to goats, hilarity ensues.
September 28, 2014 5:57 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #15
Oh, so you were thinking of turning me into a vamp. I thought you had just went crazy and started rambling.
September 28, 2014 6:05 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #16
It wouldn't be the first time I went crazy and started rambling.
September 28, 2014 6:08 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #17
Isn't it a little sad that we are role playing our usernames on a magic forum?
September 28, 2014 6:14 p.m.
If I role played my username....
That would just be bad news bears.
September 28, 2014 6:17 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #21
So....opened 20 packs today...foil/non foil impersonator, 1 of each fetch, 2 deflecting Palm, foil high sentinals of arashin, foil.mystic monastery, and bulk
September 28, 2014 6:25 p.m.
nighthawk101 says... #22
Time to roleplay username.
Hi, I'm William.
Sigh...
September 28, 2014 6:27 p.m.
@VampireArmyOOoooo.
Nice pulls.
It feels so good having all these fetchlands. I want to just rub them all over myself while I cry about Tarmogoyf being too expensive still
September 28, 2014 6:33 p.m.
can someone please explain to me what FTV: reserved is?
September 28, 2014 6:44 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #25
A From the Vault made up of cards on the Reserved List.
September 28, 2014 7:01 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #26
A set VampireArmy lists to see, because he's a slur.
September 28, 2014 7:02 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #27
Lusts, slut.
Fucking auto correct is going to kill my thread derail ratio today.
September 28, 2014 7:03 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #28
Oooh,vampirelazarus just insluted you, VampireArmy. Whatcha gonna do?
September 28, 2014 7:05 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #31
We need to get a board to use as a lever for you.
Otherwise, you get to be a pretty useless triangle.
September 28, 2014 7:23 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #32
Triangles are never useless! I could you use as a model for my Calculus homework!
September 28, 2014 7:28 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #33
Xceeeuse me, I'm a classy bitch. Not a hood skank. I sleep with politicians
September 28, 2014 8:40 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #34
Dude, it doesn't matter if you sleep with politicians, you're a goat. Goats are always hood skanks.
Damn things, horny all the time.
September 28, 2014 8:43 p.m.
September 28, 2014 9:09 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #36
Speaking of zodiac, Zodiac Rooster ; strictly the best plainswalker out there.
September 28, 2014 9:12 p.m.
nighthawk101 says... #37
Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded disagrees. Zodiac Rooster has a simple splashable counter in Great Wall .
September 28, 2014 9:27 p.m.
I'm so bad at math I can't figure out a good reason for triangles even in trigonometry.
September 28, 2014 11:22 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #40
September 29, 2014 12:35 a.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #41
And my calculus homework... and my chemistry homework...
Really, there's no better time to do homework than late at night.
September 29, 2014 12:36 a.m.
Or ten minutes before it's due. I wrote a 5 page essay an hour before it was due once. Got a 90. Was pretty proud of myself. Tried it a second time. Didn't work.
September 29, 2014 1:55 a.m.
nighthawk101 says... #43
You just gotta believe in the heart of the cards.
September 29, 2014 7:07 a.m.
Am so fucking glad I'm done school.
Calculating stress and strain, scalars.. Ugh I could have nightmares about that shit.
September 29, 2014 9:13 a.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #45
The heart of the cards is a myth conceived by Zodiac Rooster to weaken his enemies.
September 29, 2014 10:58 a.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #46
But in a twist, the Heart of the Cards was an idea Storm Crow implanted into the mind of his enemy Zodiac Rooster . Rooster thought it would weaken his enemies, but actually strengthens them.
September 29, 2014 11:02 a.m.
biggestmtgnerd says... #47
Storm Crow is Zodiac Rooster , because zodiac rooster is a duck!
As for role-playing, I can just act normal. DERP
vampirelazarus says... #1
It really is.
September 28, 2014 3:16 p.m.