I just thought of this. IF YOU ARE IMMATURE, COME HERE AND POST!!!
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on March 23, 2015, 9:26 p.m. by DERPLINGSUPREME
What name of an MTG card sounds like a sex act? EXAMPLE: Riders of Gavony
PLEASE be as immature as you'd like!
There are too many, WotC is a very dirty group of people.
March 23, 2015 9:30 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #7
you guys misunderstood. SEX ACT, not just something sexual. like reverse cowgirl VS. a sexy bitch.
March 23, 2015 9:31 p.m.
lemmingllama says... #8
March 23, 2015 9:34 p.m.
Servo_Token says... #10
I'm just going to go ahead and say that this thread is bad...
March 23, 2015 9:45 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #11
no. the name doesnt make sense as a sex act. l;ike I said, the NAME, not the picture or anything else. like Frog Tongue.
March 23, 2015 9:46 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #12
@ThatJunkMage well, you fuck goats. WITHOUT CONSENT! OOOHHH!! BURRRNNN!
March 23, 2015 9:54 p.m.
gnarlicide says... #13
Would it be wrong if I said Tarmogoyf?
I mean, I do the Tarmogoyf every night with my wife all the time. It's when everything we do makes it grow bigger...
like when she touches my kibbles 'n bits, thats a Tarmogoyf.
March 23, 2015 10:05 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #14
Its worse than you think. think about it. dead things make it grow, it always wants 7 of them, and you get turned on by this? wtf...
March 23, 2015 10:09 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #15
YAY!!!! I can finally express my immaturity. Let's see...
That moment when you suddenly can't think of anything perverted...
March 23, 2015 10:27 p.m.
gnarlicide says... #16
Look... Nowhere in this threads title mentioned off limits stuff... But I do suddenly realize that there is one place that goyf doesn't belong.
March 23, 2015 10:40 p.m.
Unforgivn_II says... #24
I believe this island is equally as phallic as the prevoius
March 24, 2015 1:47 a.m.
Jump, maybe. MAYBE.
Also, Spearpoint Oread is just so much YES.
March 26, 2015 12:56 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #27
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! NO! SEX ACTS! LIKE "BLOWJOB" OR "DOGGYSTYLE" NOT INAPROPRIATE CARDS! then again, I guess it was my fault for not putting that in the title. look, here's a really inapropriate deck 4 u guys! MTG controvercy plz look at it, it must be spread.
March 26, 2015 6:45 p.m.
No I meant like jumping on a phallus. Ya know?
Also, Sensation Gorger kinda sounds like a sex act. But also, MORE MORE MORE
Kryzis says... #2
Sex Appeal
March 23, 2015 9:28 p.m.