If Karn is so powerful, where are his pants?
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on Aug. 4, 2014, 11:14 p.m. by TheNinjaJesus
I mean, seriously, all the other Planeswalkers have some article of clothing on, even that Ashiok chick has that fabulous skirt. Do you think any of the other Planeswalkers ever want to deal with Karn with him freeballing like Dr. Manhattan out there? Conjure yourself a pair of pants, you pervert golem!
MagicalHacker says... #8
Femme Fatale, nothing a little Viagra couldn't fix.
August 19, 2014 10:08 a.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #9
That looks like it's gonna last more that 4 hours.
August 19, 2014 1:28 p.m.
TheNinjaJesus says... #10
So, in MagicalHacker's picture, I think we can assume that having pants is what gives that man his power. Is it more of a continuum, maybe? Like, do we need a scale where various leg coverings provide variable degrees of power?
August 19, 2014 1:38 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #11
This thread reminds me of the plot of kill la kill. Except it has butter. And less gratuitous side-boob shots.
August 19, 2014 1:41 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #13
Fried buttered butter.
Tastes like america and obesity. So america.
August 19, 2014 1:47 p.m.
TheNinjaJesus says... #14
Well, when it comes to sideboob, HorrorAvengers, I think you need to be the change you want to see in this thread. That is, unless you don't like sideboob, in which case, leave the thread as is.
August 19, 2014 1:48 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #15
August 19, 2014 1:53 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #18
We're still on the topic of clothing, it's relevant.
Speaking of clothing, I want to know where I can buy what the chick is wearing in AEtherize and get my girlfriend to wear it. As long as the front matches the back.
August 19, 2014 2:01 p.m.
MagicalHacker says... #19
Yeah, how would magic feel if they made a female equivalent of Karn with no clothing, huh? HOW WOULD THAT BE FEEL? :P
That said, I've always wanted AEtherize as a playmat because hotness is hot.
August 19, 2014 2:04 p.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #20
That is pretty revealing there, practically nothing on the bottom. But from the straps I say the front is covered with leather. Like a reinforced leather bra, and maybe a bit of mid-body protection/bra support.
Because, you know, the only thing a girl needs to protect with armor is her boobs.
August 19, 2014 2:08 p.m.
MagicalHacker says... #21
You've been stabbed in the midriff! "Tis but a flesh wound".
August 19, 2014 2:11 p.m.
TheNinjaJesus says... #22
Yeah, thigh-high leather garters are probably not the most effective armor and/or combat clothing. Having said that, if Karn's unabashed nudity is the source of his power, then maybe that's how the woman in Aetherize can Aetherize in the first place.
August 19, 2014 2:39 p.m.
TheNinjaJesus says... #23
Ammendment- not "probably"... they're just not effective armor.
August 19, 2014 2:40 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #24
To be fair, if she can just kinda vaporize entire gruul clans, I don't see the reason for armor. Or maybe it's because of the lack of armor she can vaporize entire gruul clans.
If that's the cause, black widow has a rival. I mean, if she can aetherize while wearing half-clothes, full on nudity would result in ravnica very likely disappearing into thin air.
August 19, 2014 3:54 p.m.
MagicalHacker says... #27
Wait a second. TheNinjaJesus and vampirelazarus are in the same thread...
August 19, 2014 4:08 p.m.
MindAblaze says... #28
Only because Frozone is Samuel L. Jackson.
The Lego Movie is the movie of my generation
August 19, 2014 4:10 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #30
The lego movie exceeded my expectations. By a lot. Kinda expected it to be a shitty stop-time kids movie, one of the best movies to come out recently.
August 19, 2014 4:13 p.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #33
The thought of every man spontaneously vaporizing into aether at the simple sight of a girl's boobs is utterly hilarious~♥
August 19, 2014 4:15 p.m.
MagicalHacker says... #34
Wait, that doesn't happen?! :O
MY PARENTS LIED TO ME!
August 19, 2014 4:16 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #35
I swear there's an anime character that does that...
August 19, 2014 4:21 p.m.
There was an anime about that but I cant recall the name.
August 19, 2014 4:23 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #37
Oh, I remember what I was thinking of. It was Nami and her Happiness Punch (One Piece). Not exactly the same thing, but close enough.
August 19, 2014 4:24 p.m.
MindAblaze says... #38
@ HorrorAvengers I was blown away by the cast. Like I said...defines a generation.
August 19, 2014 4:25 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #39
The Lego Movie is one of the two movies I've seen recently that I never expected to enjoy so much. The other was Frozen.
My friend once had a mini-breakdown when he had to choose which of the two to watch.
August 19, 2014 4:28 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #40
@MindAblaze! Agreed.
@Femme_Fatale My milkshake turns all the boys into dust
August 19, 2014 4:29 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #41
Frozen was great the first time I watched it. then people in my theatre class ruined it for me.
August 19, 2014 4:30 p.m.
MindAblaze says... #42
Oh god...it's good, I can't deny that...but if I have to hear Let it Go one more time...
August 19, 2014 4:32 p.m.
I can never enjoy watching Frozen because my roommate always sings along. He's not very good at singing.
August 19, 2014 4:32 p.m.
Still not as weird as the time I walked into the bathroom and heard 3 different guys singing Let it Go in the showers at the top of their lungs.
August 19, 2014 4:36 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #48
It's not really irony that Lazarus and Jesus are in the same thread.... the only real similarity is that they both came back from the dead.
August 19, 2014 4:45 p.m.
TheNinjaJesus says... #49
I don't know, I'd say the fact that they were both fictional stories featuring a fictional protagonist might be another similarity.
vampirelazarus says... #1
August 19, 2014 5:16 a.m.