If Karn is so powerful, where are his pants?
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on Aug. 4, 2014, 11:14 p.m. by TheNinjaJesus
I mean, seriously, all the other Planeswalkers have some article of clothing on, even that Ashiok chick has that fabulous skirt. Do you think any of the other Planeswalkers ever want to deal with Karn with him freeballing like Dr. Manhattan out there? Conjure yourself a pair of pants, you pervert golem!
MagicalHacker says... #2
Also ninjas vs. zombie is a classic/not-so-classic geekdom hypothetical matchup that's been a debate ever since chairs became our natural habitat.
August 19, 2014 6:53 p.m.
TheNinjaJesus says... #3
Let me massage my prior incendiary comments to be a slightly smaller blaze- there is a difference between something being factual, real, and truthful, and the place the Bible/Christianity occupies is not my place to speculate in each person's life.
August 19, 2014 7:10 p.m.
I'm not going to get into a religious debate, but I will point out that it is a known fact that Jesus existed as a person.
August 19, 2014 7:51 p.m.
MagicalHacker says... #5
From pants to butter to sideboobs to religion. THAT is why nerds are awesome.
August 19, 2014 8:15 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #7
We're normal, I swear. It's not like we worship the almighty got of the sky or the God of Tentacle Porn or anything.
August 19, 2014 10:40 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #8
Normal? Why the hell would I want to be normal? Normal's boring.
August 19, 2014 10:43 p.m.
Postius maximus tradimus postimus
-In goat we trust.
Amen.
August 19, 2014 10:44 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #10
That was a great thread.
I have yet to get my hands on a Trading Post to make that alter.
August 19, 2014 10:54 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #11
Anyways, Im not going to debate if the Bible is fiction or not, but the only similarity between Lazarus and Jesus is that they both came back from the dead. Im not sure, but I also think both came back after 3 days.
As for Ninja's vs. Zombies, I think the more traditional argument is Ninja's vs. Pirates.
August 19, 2014 11:08 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #17
To be honest.... I forgot I left it.
Apparently, I'm more tired than I thought.
August 20, 2014 3:31 a.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #18
That was a great episode.
Also, robot zombies are OP as shit, if anyone here's ever played smash up. Hand, Field, Game. Trickster magicians are pure sadistic torture to play against. And this is coming from the almost exclusively blue player.
August 20, 2014 1:55 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #19
Im so confused. I want to know what you are talking about, but I dont.
August 20, 2014 2:09 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #21
It's a great game. I have a lot of fun with it, we did have to establish a banlist of pairings. Trickster magician, alien bear calvary, and I think it was plant zombies were the banned ones.
BEAR CALVARY FTW.
August 20, 2014 2:26 p.m.
TheNinjaJesus says... #23
You read the whole thing? I didn't read what I was writing when I was writing! You're a better person than I.
August 21, 2014 12:43 a.m.
UmbrotheUmbreon says... #24
Yes, yes I did read it all. I'm horrified by the entertainment found in this thread.....WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?
August 21, 2014 12:48 a.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #25
You know who else doesn't like to wear pants? Youngster Ben. He prefers shorts, because they're comfy and easy to wear.
August 21, 2014 1:22 a.m.
Who's gonna tell you to wear pants when you're a giant silver golem with Urza's planeswalker spark? No one, that's who! Down with pants! ----E
August 21, 2014 1:47 a.m.
@MindAblaze!: Strange, I had the exact same thought when I read the earlier comments on this page. Sadly, could not find a good picture for it.
August 21, 2014 1:58 a.m.
This website needs a chatroom/IRC component for all the shmucks that like to chat incessantly on random threads ;) yeaGO what are your thoughts on the idea? As potential disasterous as it could be.
August 21, 2014 2:08 a.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #31
Dismay, look on my profile. I have a link to the steam group. There is also an iirc which was dredged up before I went on hiatus, but no one ever used that either. The thing is, is that due to the nature of the forums here, chat areas don't really work. I mean if we had a chat board embeded into the side, that would work, but I am unsure as to how that would turn out or effect the forums.
August 21, 2014 2:47 a.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #32
I forgot to promise that there are no erotic panty images on my profile ... yet~♥
August 21, 2014 2:49 a.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #34
Yeah, I feel really, really dirty when I post images of panties on here.
August 21, 2014 3:18 a.m.
It's so happenin' in this steam group. 5 online, me in chat. Woo! P a r t a y
August 21, 2014 3:27 a.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #36
I personally fail to see how pantie pictures are worse that an entire conversation on sideboob
August 21, 2014 12:10 p.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #37
Because you are just talking about those things ... a picture just feels dirty for some reason.
August 21, 2014 3:18 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #38
Understandable, depends on perspective I suppose
August 21, 2014 3:28 p.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #40
Har har. Not exactly what I meant. I'm guessing when men regularly look up these sort of images on a nightly basis that they don't really have the perceptions that I do.
August 21, 2014 3:39 p.m.
UmbrotheUmbreon says... #41
I love how I can just sit back, watch you all post, and still get a kick out of it without contributing. I honestly feel like I ruin it when I contribute.
Lets not forget that Bolas also wears no articles of clothing....from what I've seen at least.
August 21, 2014 3:44 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #44
Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker has a sash and like a chestpiece of sorts. And the floating thing between his horns.
August 21, 2014 3:52 p.m.
UmbrotheUmbreon says... #45
The floating thing between his horns is more of an accessory, that doesn't count. The chestplate, that I understand.
August 21, 2014 4 p.m.
UmbrotheUmbreon says... #47
I don't think it's defying gravity so much as a wind might be blowing from behind, causing it to lift up like that. Other than with things like that you really can't portray wind without it looking weird
August 21, 2014 5:20 p.m.
The little bauble is in like all of his arts. I don't think its wind. I think it's his immense mental power holding it in place.
August 21, 2014 5:22 p.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #49
Or bolas is levitating it with magic.
Or he's creating an illusion to make everybody BELIEVE he has clothes, so that he would appear weaker than he truly is, when in fact he gets his powers from true dragon nudity.
MindAblaze says... #1
lol. Everyone likes the bible=fiction conversation. Nothing ever gets out of control.
August 19, 2014 6:27 p.m.