Just MORE Chatting

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Posted on Feb. 27, 2015, 12:54 p.m. by PreZchoICE1

fresh start. GO

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well, anyhow, onto the entertainment.

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? a brazilian.

I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog it was a shih tzu.

What kind of bagel can fly? a plain bagel

How does a train eat? it goes chew chew.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? he worked his problem out with a pencil. it was a number 2 pencil.

Whats Forrest Gumps password? 1forest1

How is imitation like a plateau? they're both the highest form of flattery.

So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff bum-dum tsssssh!

A magician was driving down the street then he turned into a driveway.

Tried to take a photograph of some fog. mist.

April 4, 2015 7:24 p.m.

Epochalyptik says... #2

@FAMOUSWATERMELON: Music, philosophy, social and psychological sciences, history, lots of things.

@DERPLINGSUPREME: I didn't make the site, but I now know the guy who did.

I got appointed randomly a while ago because I was active and productive.

I've heard something about superheated quasars, but I don't claim to know enough about them to answer your question correctly.

I do mostly what I want.

Small town on the East Coast.

April 4, 2015 7:26 p.m.

and the jokes? were you entertained?

April 4, 2015 7:31 p.m.

ChiefBell says... #4

Epoch mainly moves some stuff and explains some rules. Sometimes he speaks but not often.

April 4, 2015 7:34 p.m.

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME, MY LORD?! WERE YOU NOT PLEASED WITH MY JOKES? JUST SAY THE WORD AND I AM WILLING TO SACRIFICE ChiefBell TO YOU AS AN OFFERING! WITH THAT APPEASE YOU, O LORD Epochalyptik?!

April 4, 2015 7:40 p.m.

ChiefBell says... #6

That probably wouldn't. We've been know to double team.

April 4, 2015 7:43 p.m.

known*

Do you take child sacrifices? animals?

I do stained glass. Need stained glass?

April 4, 2015 7:45 p.m.

GoldGhost012 says... #8

Goat tokens generally work.

April 4, 2015 7:46 p.m.

ChiefBell says... #9

You'll have to bear with the phone typos.

Payment in goats is usual.

April 4, 2015 7:47 p.m.

Fuck guys my hand hurts

April 4, 2015 7:48 p.m.

huh. well, We'll wait for epo to come back and deliver his verdict.

Man, a day ago I didn't know this place existed, now I'm occupying 1/3 of the comments :P

April 4, 2015 7:48 p.m.

huh? y ur hand hurt?

April 4, 2015 7:49 p.m.

GoldGhost012 says... #13

What'd you do to your hand, ThisIsBullshit?

April 4, 2015 7:49 p.m.

Insert innuendo here.

April 4, 2015 7:51 p.m.

..... did you like the jokes? did you like the rant? do you need a sacrifice?

I NEED ANSWERS!!!

April 4, 2015 7:54 p.m.

GoldGhost012 says... #16

I think you need to calm down.

April 4, 2015 7:56 p.m.

ChiefBell says... #17

Jesus. Take your ritalin.

April 4, 2015 7:57 p.m.

I'm perfectly calm. I'm..... I'm fine.

whispers to Epo will he do, my lord?

Its okay, I'm just bored and a little clingy....

April 4, 2015 7:58 p.m.

Unsurprisingly, I'm generally not the person you come to when you want approval.

April 4, 2015 7:59 p.m.

Dekordius says... #20

...one thing I did not expect to see was a "notice me senpai" moment on Just Chatting

April 4, 2015 8:02 p.m.

elpokitolama says... #21

Men, just had the most epic EDH game of all times.

Without infinite combos, there was creatures with total power close to 500 on the battlefield

Gawd

April 4, 2015 8:02 p.m.

ChiefBell says... #22

puts on sunglasses

Could say your 'admin'ishing him.

Could say you're 'moderator'ately unimpressed.

April 4, 2015 8:02 p.m.

............As long as we are pretending, there is no hope of change. Only by acknowledging the truth can we free ourselves.

April 4, 2015 8:03 p.m.

Okay so we can confirm that DERPLINGSUPREME is a female anime character in a romantic comedy.

Now who has some good news?

April 4, 2015 8:07 p.m.

I don't like chronic emotional suffering, but I like the excuses it gives me.

April 4, 2015 8:08 p.m.

xzzane says... #26

Well I'm close to getting enough people to try to start modern FNMs at the game shop near my college, so that's good news.

April 4, 2015 8:17 p.m.

GoldGhost012 jammed my middle finger at a robotics competition today. Great times.

April 4, 2015 8:24 p.m.

GoldGhost012 says... #28

Oh geez, those are never fun.

April 4, 2015 8:28 p.m.

Went to TCG States: 2-3. Pulled a couple of bad matchups and drew poorly in a third match. For a first large-ish tournament, not bad at all.

April 4, 2015 8:35 p.m.

ChiefBell says... #30

I'm continuing my record of not winning a single best of 3 in the modern tournament.

How do I tap land?

Seriously. A child could probably randomly move the cards around and do better than I am at the moment.

April 4, 2015 8:39 p.m.

xzzane says... #31

Chief, your role in this tournament is to make us all feel better about ourselves. You're doing marvelously at it :p But seriously, don't let it get to you.

April 4, 2015 8:49 p.m.

sirbar says... #32

Chief, don't even tell me about being bad. At FNM last night I cast Thoughtseize to kill myself twice in games were I had the game in a lock.

April 4, 2015 8:51 p.m.

This is the most entertaining page and a half that I have read so far that I have read on this thread. Epoch just sets the fuses off.

And on a seperage note Epoch what kind of music?

April 4, 2015 8:53 p.m.

Dekordius says... #34

Don't worry, ChiefBell, there is nothing in the world that will convince me (or anyone else here) that you're actually a bad Magic player.

April 4, 2015 8:54 p.m.

ChiefBell says... #35

Apparently from me actually being a bad magic player hahaha.

April 4, 2015 8:56 p.m.

God I hate typing on a phone.

And chief, you have multiple goyfs. Who can go wrong with multie goyfs?

April 4, 2015 8:56 p.m.

God I hate typing on a phone.

And chief, you have multiple goyfs. Who can go wrong with multiple goyfs?

April 4, 2015 8:56 p.m.

ChiefBell, may I direct you here?

April 4, 2015 8:57 p.m.

FAMOUSWATERMELON in case you hadn't noticed I tend to create insanity where ever I go due to my extatic personality and complete and cow utter disregard for.... something else that applies to the current situation :P

April 4, 2015 8:57 p.m.

ItchiUchiha117 I looked at a bunch of those videos. I feel so confused.

I have never been more frightened and yet calm in my entire life and Its starting to freak me out.

April 4, 2015 9:03 p.m.

ChiefBell says... #41

Goyf doesn't stop you being bad. I so wish it worked like that though.

April 4, 2015 9:03 p.m.

DBCooper says... #42

ChiefBell, nice video. I sweat that happens at every FNM I attend.

April 4, 2015 9:05 p.m.

DBCooper says... #43

swear*

damn typos.

April 4, 2015 9:05 p.m.

ChiefBell says... #44

'I have never been so frightened and yet calm in my entire life'

Good description of xanax

April 4, 2015 9:06 p.m.

xanax?

do tell.

April 4, 2015 9:06 p.m.

bigguy99 says... #46

Honestly playing crazy EDH makes you so much of a better player. Learning the interactions between a bunch of stuff that normally is never found together (like having Monastery Siege and Chains of Mephistopheles out at the same time on your side or having Humility and Opalescence out together) gets you more acquainted with rules and figuring things out. That and Limited.

April 4, 2015 9:09 p.m.

xzzane says... #47

On a random note, next week I get to present a project of mine at something called the VCU Student Conference, which I'm really looking forward to. My college is even paying for my air fare and most of my hotel fees. The bit that I do have to cover myself though is just about all I have though haha. I have to pay for my meals while I'm over there, so thank God for the dollar menu.

April 4, 2015 9:09 p.m.

I've always wondered, what is colledge like? I'm 13 right now And I'm in the advanced classes in my school with a 12.9+ reading level.

So, whats it like? is it kinda like middle/high school, or is there more work?

April 4, 2015 9:11 p.m.

ChiefBell says... #49

Your frontal lobe isn't developed yet. That explains some things.

College is like school but you have to motivate yourself.

April 4, 2015 9:13 p.m.

sirbar says... #50

Does anyone know what the #freefabiano thing is?

April 4, 2015 9:15 p.m.

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