People on Cockatrice: Are they crazy?
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Posted on March 1, 2015, 11:24 p.m. by notamardybum
First off my opponent is playing UR Twin, a Tier 1 deck.
let me explain whats going on here. The turn before my attack, my opponent plays Splinter Twin on his Deceiver Exarch. then quickly says GG. I say no, in response, activate tasigur's ability. i mill 2, and he has no choice to but return Remand to my hand. I then remand twin. he says cute... I then attack with tasigur, and at the end his turn i flash out my own exarch, top deck a splinter twin and win the game. He couldn't replay twin, because i could either snap+terminate his exarch, bolt+snap/bolt exarch, or just snap/remand twin again. then this happens.
I thought it was hilarious.does he even understand karma?
I had one person tell me that Ordeal of Purphoros doesn't deal damage when sac'd until the following turn.
March 1, 2015 11:52 p.m.
Kirito_swo says... #5
Yea, there are a few crazy people on there. I was playing modern, I was on mono black devotion he was on blue moon. Blood mooned me turn 4 he had (2 islands 1 steam vents 1 sulfer falls and v shackles) I had (3 swamp 1 overgrown tomb 1 desecration demon) next turn I attack he tries to shackle me demon but fails, then i play demon number 2 and pass, we play land pass for two or three turns i end up having 3 demons on the final turn go to combat attack he tries to snapcaster cryptic command and tap my team but only has 3 islands thanks to his blood moon -_- he then goes on to tell me that i am cheating and have more then 4 demons, I go ahead and reveal my deck to him and he just rage quite on me lolz
March 2, 2015 2:28 a.m.
JexInfinite says... #6
You're more likely to find a broke 12 yr old on cockatrice than on MTGO playing twin.
But it's like that with crappy budget decks, too. The pilots rage, even though it's their own fault for being bad at the game. Okay, if you spend $20 on a rubbish heroic deck for modern, don't expect to beat a $1100 control deck, complete with removal, Batterskull, and Snapcaster Mage.
March 2, 2015 3:01 a.m.
CanadianShinobi says... #7
JexInfinite anything is possible if you believe! O_O
In all seriousness though I have only one true reaction, because this was great.
March 2, 2015 7:42 a.m.
GlistenerAgent says... #9
Gotta love those people who you can have an excellent conversation and game with, though. When I can talk to a guy about sideboarding/lines of play after our match, he's a good man.
On the other hand, I hate all people who don't return my "hi! gl and hf!". You have no soul, and need to learn to be a real person.
March 7, 2015 1:29 p.m.
JexInfinite says... #10
GlistenerAgent I don't say anything like that because I feel it has no purpose. I do say hello sometimes, but often I chat and help them with their deck if necessary after the game, and take them through my own strategy.
March 7, 2015 9:43 p.m.
notamardybum says... #11
Had another run in today, i was playing mono black humans for standard, opp was on mono green devotion. game 1 ended with me swinging for lethal when he was at 19 life. game 2 ended when he misplayed, called me a scrub, and kicked me out.
pics coming soon...
March 9, 2015 4:42 p.m.
notamardybum says... #12
whats going on here? Im attacking, and putting him down to 1. What he thinks is going on? successfully blocking 2 creatures, tapping to make 2 green mana, playing tactics, and fighting my guys to kill them. then i told him he can't actually do that...
then this happened. im a scrub, yet he sucks at magic. i don't get it. on a side note i played grixis twin at a modern tournament this past weekend and got a free snapcaster mage out of it.
VampireArmy says... #2
love these stories. guy once spawned every card ever in the game to crash me out of rage
March 1, 2015 11:48 p.m.