Politeness
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on April 25, 2015, 4:34 p.m. by Scorprix
Here's a forum for being polite. Let's see if we can pull this off.
I'll start:
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #3
Was this thread made just because of our conversation?
April 25, 2015 4:36 p.m.
Yes. And you are not invited. However, out of the nature of this thread, could I interest you in a spot of tea?
April 25, 2015 4:43 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #5
I am not invited?
Well then, good sir, although I am delighted at the notion of tea, I must decline your offer as a matter of principle.
April 25, 2015 4:52 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #7
xzzane Sir, I truly admire your work ethic--you can make any menial task seem complex, no matter how minute!
April 25, 2015 5:02 p.m.
VampireArmy: Challenge accepted. Why DERPLINGSUPREME, I am most amazed at your impressive ability to comment so frequently on such a...WIDE variety of topics.
April 25, 2015 5:02 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #10
xzzane thank you. I try my hardest to educate the lower-class, "paesents", if you will.
April 25, 2015 5:05 p.m.
Why DERPLINGSUPREME, in your admirable haste to respond in a timely manner you speed to have mispelled "peasant"! Don't worry dear chap, I'm sure this thing happens all the time...to you.
April 25, 2015 5:07 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #12
xzzane we have been so close over the past few months, so I felt I must tell you one thing. I was visting your parents the other day and they got a letter. They weren't planning on showing you, but it was an apology letter from the condom factory. It was very odd, it looked remarkably similar to your birth certificate.
April 25, 2015 5:09 p.m.
My god! I feel as though the "uncivilized" folk would like to treat us as expired crumpets! HUMPH! I bite my tongue at thee!
April 25, 2015 5:16 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #14
Scorprix sir, I'm afraid you have forgotten to define who you have bit your tongue at.
April 25, 2015 5:17 p.m.
And VampireArmy, you and your savages can leave now, or be politically and politely banished from this ever-joyous tea time!
April 25, 2015 5:19 p.m.
Why DERPLINGSUPREME, I must say how impressed I am at your ability to use other's works and claim them as your own! Truly, a remarkable talent that I could never hope to do as well as you.
April 25, 2015 5:20 p.m.
That dreaded Femme and her spoiled "ChiefBell". I'm very sorry, but I scoff on them my good sirs!
April 25, 2015 5:22 p.m.
And you "fluffybunnypants", if that is even thou real title, you and your skinned rabbit trousers can succumb to the correct way of language, or see yourselves out!
April 25, 2015 5:28 p.m.
Why DERPLINGSUPREME, my good sir, in a fine establishment there are inherent rules that must be abided! This is what seperates us from the common riffraff!
April 25, 2015 5:28 p.m.
Thank you mpeach1, thou seems to value the true value of not having any vile speech impediments.
April 25, 2015 5:30 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #24
xzzane Quite the contrary, my friend! I am a Lawyer, and as such, cheat for a living.
April 25, 2015 5:31 p.m.
Indeed! Know thy boundaries before thou breaketh them!
April 25, 2015 5:32 p.m.
fluffybunnypants says... #26
@ Scorprix
Pardon my minute indiscretion, sir. I will be following this fine thread of yours to perhaps see if any content will be superb enough to be posted in all of its glory the great Wall of Quotes.
April 25, 2015 5:32 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #27
Step one: open gizoogle
Step two: open this thread
Step 3: profit
April 25, 2015 5:32 p.m.
Why DERPLINGSUPREME, I am most impressed at your remarkable talent of tranmuting your very soul into mere coin! Why, the very alchemists of old would tremble at your astounding talent.
April 25, 2015 5:33 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #30
VampireArmy this "Gizoogle" you speak of sounds horendous, however, I do enjoy the "profit" phase of your scheme.
April 25, 2015 5:34 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #31
Scorprix I'd have to be to own a gold-plated computer, the only one that works as well as I, wouldn't I?
April 25, 2015 5:35 p.m.
fluffybunnypants, though hast been forgiven. Now may I interest you in a spot of spiked tea, and a puff of my pipe?
April 25, 2015 5:37 p.m.
fluffybunnypants says... #33
@ Scorprix
I would infact enjoy a spot of tea, old chap.
April 25, 2015 5:38 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #34
fluffybunnypants please be sure you are using correct grammar. It should be written "I would, in fact, delight in a spot of tea, old chap."
April 25, 2015 5:40 p.m.
NoPantsParade says... #35
Keep these coming, please. I'm going to need them for prom tonight. Thanks, ol' sports. Good thing this was started.
April 25, 2015 5:50 p.m.
If thou goeth not with yours truly to prom I shad fry you in burning tea and crumbles.
April 25, 2015 5:53 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #38
all politeness aside for a sec, here's soem pickup lines NoPantsParade
"why did the chicken crooss the road?" "why" "to go out with me. please go out with me."
Hey gurl, are you an angel, because so was satan.
"Knock Knock!" "who's there?" "wanna have sex?"
so, have fun with those!
April 25, 2015 5:59 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #41
since when were we mocking him? we were just being polite, and some strange mix of Europian country men.
April 25, 2015 6:05 p.m.
We? Mocking? How dare you suggest such an inane and socially deprived gesture! Leave now you soiled chap!
April 25, 2015 6:20 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #44
this time, actually look at it. it relates to the current conversation.
April 25, 2015 6:21 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #45
Truly, this is a fascinating conversation. But my spirit is a bit lost on why "politeness" directly brings us the the english...
April 25, 2015 6:21 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #46
April 25, 2015 6:22 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #49
as far as I could tell, we weren't, or at least I didnt think so. I just assumed we were being polite and rich and were in Europe or something.
April 25, 2015 7:19 p.m.
Also you are appropriating the English language and culture both incorrectly and condescendingly, and I am legitimately offended.
Scorprix says... #2
How are you doing on this fine afternoon CanadianShinobi?
April 25, 2015 4:35 p.m.