Seriously....
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on Nov. 10, 2014, 6:10 p.m. by GoofyFoot
Why can't I see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
And am I allowed to be this drunk right now?
Even when I'm heavily intoxicated my grammar and syntax stays normal. It always surprises me.
MORE BOOZE FOR THE BOOZE GOD
November 10, 2014 6:35 p.m.
The Doctor says... #4
or do what i did a while back and just ramble nonsense for a while.
November 10, 2014 6:36 p.m.
The Doctor: "Or do what I do every time I open my mouth and just ramble nonsense for a while."
FTFY <3
November 10, 2014 6:39 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #6
I've answered Q&A posts with perfect accuracy while smashed off my ass.
November 10, 2014 6:52 p.m.
sonicizslow says... #9
Um lol wut idk roses
Just kidding, I don't drink, nor is it legal for me to do so. Not like people follow laws anyway lol
November 10, 2014 6:57 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #11
Protip: Don't wait until it's legal. It loses the edge.*
*This is not an endorsement of illegal activities. Do not attempt at home.
November 10, 2014 7:06 p.m.
TelleoStar says... #12
Pro tip: make your fist beer a good one. You've got plenty of time to drink cheap money saving piss water, but you don't want to start that way.
November 10, 2014 7:08 p.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #15
@Epoch how much practice did that take? Also LOLing at the fine print.
November 10, 2014 7:18 p.m.
Like... Like a magic rehab?
"Hi, my name's Dismay and it's been three days since I opened my last booster pack. I saw some packs of Khans in the store the other day, but I bought some gum instead."
November 10, 2014 7:19 p.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #17
"Hi, I'm ThisIsBullshit and I haven't gone to Magic for a month, and I'm sick of spending money on this game."
If that ever happens to me....
November 10, 2014 7:22 p.m.
sonicizslow says... #18
I've had some tastes,, took a shot with my parents ,cousins, uncles, aunts, and great grandparents. Because thats what we do at christmas eve family things. To quote my cousin "A family that takes shots together, stays together"
Also typing on my tablet is difficult with cold fingers
November 10, 2014 7:26 p.m.
Looks like the boardroom is in agreement. Back to your beverages, nothing to see here.
And someone bring me more scotch. Classy as fuck tonight...
November 10, 2014 7:38 p.m.
CommanderOfBolas says... #21
"Hi, my name is CommanderOfBolas. I haven't been to FNM since last Friday...."
November 10, 2014 8:59 p.m.
Ohthenoises says... #22
IS NO ONE GOING TO POINT OUT TelleoStar'S "FIST BEER" COMMENT?
Also, GoofyFoot drink more.
November 10, 2014 9:23 p.m.
Hi, my name is Scytec...I haven't built a new deck in over 16 hours...I'm a little on edge...but holding on.
November 10, 2014 10:25 p.m.
TelleoStar says... #25
Hi, I'm TelleoStar, and I haven't refreshed TappedOut in... dammit.
November 10, 2014 10:31 p.m.
CrazyLittleGuy says... #26
LOL GUYS DRINKING IS GREAT LOL SO FUNNY I FEEL POPULAR LOL
This is how this thread sounds right now.
November 11, 2014 12:49 a.m.
Ohthenoises says... #27
CrazyLittleGuy Sounds like you have a little butthurt going on huh?
November 11, 2014 12:52 a.m.
The Doctor says... #30
Hello, I'm The Doctor.
Hi, Doctor.
I'm addicted to Time Travel.
November 11, 2014 12:59 a.m.
CommanderOfBolas says... #32
I like the little rehab subtheme going on here. I feel like it will grow the community in a positive way
November 11, 2014 1:03 a.m.
The Doctor says... #33
I see that this is going to start up again.
Well....
November 11, 2014 1:04 a.m.
CrazyLittleGuy says... #34
The fact that you dignified my second post with a response, and in fact replied seriously, like you were trying to prove something by outsmarting me, yet were still wrong, even on two fronts, kind of left me speechless in disappointment.
November 11, 2014 1:06 a.m.
Ohthenoises says... #36
I have no idea what you're talking about The Doctor.
November 11, 2014 1:08 a.m.
CommanderOfBolas says... #38
@CrazyLittleGuy: What's your problem. people are just having some fun joking around. no need to be so rude and insulting
November 11, 2014 1:11 a.m.
CrazyLittleGuy says... #39
Because I've slowly grown more and more to hate this community for individual members' childish behaviors and thinly-veiled narcissism. It reminds me of my own past immaturity, which I also hate, and thus despise anyone that reminds me of it.
Whatever, I'll be that asshole if necessary. I'll embrace the role. If I ever make it to top 100, I'll put it right next to my username; "That asshole." Would that make you happy, CommanderOfBolas?
November 11, 2014 1:20 a.m.
CrazyLittleGuy is speaking more nonsense than even TheDoctor. I'm astounded and repulsed.
November 11, 2014 2:29 a.m.
CrazyLittleGuy, you do realize that judging people on the internet is almost the definition of immature? I don't drink but I'm fine with others doing it (because drunk people are hilarious). Nothing wrong with enjoying some good beer or wine or what have you. Also you don't have to be that "asshole" because it isn't necessary. It never is!
November 11, 2014 3:03 a.m.
TelleoStar says... #43
Or cider! Cider is good too. Mmmmmmmmmm.....
I don't have a problem. I can stop anytime I want.
November 11, 2014 6:01 a.m.
CrazyLittleGuy says... #44
@Nomp "... judging people on the internet is almost the definition of immature"
... No it's not. I get that you're calling the act immature, but that argument, by nature, is flawed because it assumes immaturity as an action and not a state of thought or being. Your actions can't be "not fully developed," only you can be so.
I'm not judging anyone for drinking. That doesn't matter to me. I'm judging them for being, once again, narcissists.
@Dismay Dismissing opinions you disagree with as "nonsense" is part of the problem I'm talking about here. It's a fundamentally vain action, rooted in pride.
Well sorry guys, I was going to say this eventually, somewhere. Just figured it'd be better here on an unimportant joke thread than on the community discussion.
November 11, 2014 10:05 a.m.
TelleoStar says... #45
You should go get some perspective.
And possibly while you're out you should get me some cider.
November 11, 2014 10:10 a.m.
Ohthenoises says... #46
A sense of humor as well TelleoStar.
People were having a nice conversation and then this guy pokes his head in and spouts off some mean spirited drivel.
"I'm not having fun so I'm going to go out of my way to make sure no one else has fun!"
God, you remind me of Bhegz. For those of us who remember that guy /shudder, for those that don't he essentially had a huge rage fit when someone changed their name's color code to one hex character off, (like we're talking FFFFFF and FFFFFA) went on a complete tirade, then rage quit the site when the admins simply asked "why does it make you mad? it doesn't seem like such a bad thing...".
TL;DR If you don't like the topic, don't comment. If you don't like other users, don't interact with us. Feel free to do whatever you want but don't come in and complain that we're narcissists while simultaneously trying to attain moral high ground. This is the internet, there IS no moral high ground. We are all equal.
November 11, 2014 10:31 a.m.
sonicizslow says... #47
I kinda want cider now. Maybe ill grab some before fire company training.
November 11, 2014 11:01 a.m.
CommanderOfBolas says... #48
@CrazyLittleGuy: How is anyone here being a narcissist? I don't see where you are getting that
November 11, 2014 12:14 p.m.
TelleoStar says... #50
sonicizslow: It's delicious. And alcoholic! What more convincing could you need? :)
I'm an enabler.
TelleoStar says... #2
There were no typos in that post. Drink more.
November 10, 2014 6:31 p.m.