So TF2 Peeps, I Need Help Naming My Weapons

The Blind Eternities forum

Posted on Jan. 22, 2016, 5:14 a.m. by Femme_Fatale

Can you follow a theme? The theme is feminine/erotic/suggestive. I got nothing from the TF2 forums, they pretty much just ignored the threads I made.

The following is a list of the weapons I need help naming with. What I have in brackets are ideas that I came up with, but you do not need to follow those.

  • Knife: (Impreginator)
  • Medi-Gun: (Lesbian's/Succubus' Kiss)
  • Scattergun:
  • Shortstop:
  • Shotgun:
  • Sentry: (Something boob related OR "The Spy Magnet")
  • Stickbomb Launcher: (Lusty Bombshell, though this might be better for a grenade launcher)
  • Wrench:

If you need creative direction, these are what I've named in the past:

  • Backburner: "Feminine Fire"
  • Backscratcher: "The Manicured Nails"
  • Detonator: "Flaming Arousal"
  • Rocket Launcher: "The Explosive Orgasm"

Thanks in advance~

greenkingwashere says... #2

Here is a link to Tf2tags, a website where you can browse names and descriptions for any tf2 item. Pretty awesome resource.

P.S: If you had a sniper rifle, name it Penetration

January 22, 2016 7:38 a.m.

EpicFreddi says... #3

Shotgun could be the "Multiple O" like Orgasm.The Wrench could be "The Toy".

I have nothign for the Scattergun/Shortstop though.

January 22, 2016 9:17 a.m.

canterlotguardian says... #4

Shortstop could be "It Comes in Bursts".

Also I'd love to play TF2 with you sometime, if you want to add me on Steam (or just like give me your Steam name or something).

January 22, 2016 11:18 a.m.

klone13 says... #5

I also love tf2, play it all the time, but don't have any names.

January 22, 2016 1:34 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #6

Nice site there greenkingwashere, but I got nothing from it. Though I will be adding stuff to it.

January 22, 2016 6:01 p.m.

ItchiUchiha117 says... #7

I showed this to my friend that plays TF2 a lot more than me. His only response was to quietly mumble, "Wait, you can't name your sentry..." and chuckle a bit.

January 22, 2016 6:03 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #8

Naming the PDA names the sentry. It's for the kill cam stat of when the sentry kills someone. It shows the name of the PDA.

January 22, 2016 6:09 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #9

For those maybe wanting to join me in a game of TF2 sometime in the future.

January 22, 2016 6:53 p.m.

ItchiUchiha117 says... #10

Ah, that makes sense.

January 22, 2016 9:10 p.m.

klone13 says... #11

Name machina that not rifle

January 22, 2016 9:20 p.m.

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