That moment when you get called a ...
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Posted on Oct. 10, 2014, 6:55 p.m. by Femme_Fatale
I got called a sultry milf today. I couldn't help but giggle at it.
First I felt odd and weirded out, then I felt a little kinky, and then I felt ... old. I know my back has been giving me problems for years but I didn't think I looked that old ;-; I guess that's what happens when I decide to go overboard with my looks.
What did everyone else get called recently that made them feel weird or unusual?
....
...I was recently called a racist for trying to kick a drunk off my property.
Makes sense.
October 10, 2014 7:11 p.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #6
I forgot to mention an important part: It was a woman who called me that. Completely changes the outlook of it.
October 10, 2014 7:11 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #7
My gay friend has a habit of calling me a sexy beast before hugging me...he only does this to anger my girlfriend. I swear if he wasn't her friend first for many years she'd have killed him by now lol
October 10, 2014 7:14 p.m.
Got called "White Chocolate" today, got me wanting to put it on the back of a shirt or sweater.
October 10, 2014 7:15 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #9
I've been called "adorable" and "good-looking" a few times in the last couple weeks. It's really weird, no one's ever said that to me before.
October 10, 2014 7:17 p.m.
MindAblaze says... #10
My ball team's MC chooses the music for the batters as they come up to bat.
For me...Big Poppa...
October 10, 2014 7:45 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #11
I don't really ever get called anything but my name.
October 10, 2014 8:12 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #13
Well that's a good enough name for you guys and gals.
October 10, 2014 8:14 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #16
That moment when you get called "bon qwee qwee."
October 10, 2014 8:33 p.m.
aeonstoremyliver says... #17
Well, MILF has a certain connotation to it...
I've been likened to 'astute' and 'the guitarist who has some serious tone,' I'll take that, I suppose. Although compliments I have a hard time taking as I'm my own worst critic.
October 10, 2014 9:09 p.m.
Oh yeah! Yeah! Ha! uh... Gus! Gus BUS! Haha, yeah that's you: GUS BUS!
October 10, 2014 9:11 p.m.
KnightsBattlecry001 says... #19
The one thing I get called a lot and not just recently is a teddy bear. I just shake my head every time I'm called that, and it's always women that say it. I'll never understand why I'm called that.
October 10, 2014 9:49 p.m.
KnightsBattlecry001 says... #21
I'm bigger than most. Not like fat big, I'm 6,4 and weigh about 260 and majority of it is muscle. I do have a beard sometimes, but it's usually just scruff.
October 10, 2014 9:57 p.m.
Cobthecobbler says... #22
I was called a beard brother by some other dude with a similar ginger beard to mine.
October 10, 2014 10:30 p.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #23
Then it is no wonder girls call you "teddy bear" KnightsBattlecry001 :D
October 10, 2014 11:42 p.m.
gnarlicide says... #24
I got called an asshole at the walmart parking lot the other day. Which is nothing unusual, but a name none the less.
...I refuse to tell you what my wife calls me, though.
October 11, 2014 12:48 a.m.
miracleHat says... #25
That moment when you have the initials M.I.F and it is plastered all over your clothes (thanks mom), people don't even say it. They will just stare, laugh, or dumbfounded.
The other thing is that video, "what does the fox say" (my last name is fox) and how that is still sung for me whenever i enter the gym...
October 11, 2014 1:11 a.m.
I get called asshole on a daily basis. Does that count?
October 11, 2014 1:19 a.m.
miracleHat says... #27
@Fulcrum, that is it? What about douche bag, jackass, dickhead (english, japanese, and german forms), shithead (those 3 languages again), Mother ** (haven't told my friends the translations for those), can't think of anything else right now. Give me a day and i will have some fresh ones!
October 11, 2014 1:24 a.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #28
Thank you for not telling us that information, gnarlicide. It means I can retain a grip on my (in)sanity.
October 11, 2014 1:24 a.m.
@miracleHat: No, it's generally just asshole, though occasionally preceded by some adjectives. Sometimes, though rarely, I get called dumbass and dumb motherfucker, but it's usually me calling someone else that.
October 11, 2014 1:49 a.m.
JakeHarlow says... #31
Sultry Milf. Sounds like moniker for a blue/black Planeswalker lady...
I get called "Stove" a lot. I guess it's cool because I call my stepbrother "Jeep" and the other "Thew."
I have a weird family.
October 11, 2014 2:21 a.m.
@JakeHarlow: I don't know why, but I almost feel like I should call you Ponyboy.
October 11, 2014 2:22 a.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #33
Ohmigod, I actually know someone who everyone calls Ponyboy.
October 11, 2014 2:24 a.m.
miracleHat says... #35
@JakeHarlow, talk about weird families... My dad's side of the family was playfully arguing over who got my grandmother's pots after she died and they were making bets on when she would. That was their sense of humor.
October 11, 2014 2:56 a.m.
JakeHarlow says... #36
Jesus. Are your folks Eastern European? Or Irish? That is a dark place to find humor, lol. I dated a Romanian girl and the teasing among her folks got pretty morbid too. Hilarious, but morbid. Transylvanians...
October 11, 2014 3:05 a.m.
miracleHat says... #37
@JakeHarlow, yes they're eastern european. My great grandfather traveled from somewhere in Europe, jumped ship, and swam to shore. I brought a lady friend (nothing serious mind you) for shabbat, and (i didn't know it at the time) my aunt/uncle + grandmother was their. Holy Jesus that was the worst night ever. I don't discuss that night past what I have told you. Needless to say, gave me the silent treatment. Tbh, i prefer the silent treatment over most other ways of people expressing their anger, so it wasn't too bad.
I feel really bad for my mother where she met the entire family for the first time, we don't talk about that either. Now, my half brother has the most inappropriate since of humor I have ever heard. It didn't help that my house was the frat house when i was 11 years old, but hey!
October 11, 2014 3:15 a.m.
I recently got called "idiot"... Well... Yea, I just forgot to play a land, okay?
October 11, 2014 3:19 a.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #39
JakeHarlow she'd be girlfriends with Liliana of the Veil ~
On another area, the harlow part of your handle made me think of the word harlet. So, I'm going to make you feel really weird and call you a harlet!
Hello harlet~
October 11, 2014 3:36 a.m.
Dalektable says... #40
Hm...unusual or made me feel uncomfortable nicknames...no, I don't think so. But that's mainly because you are very hard oressed to put me in a situation that makes me uncomfortable. Me and one of my best friends will call eachother couple-y pet names when our girlfriends are around to mess with them, but thats about it.
October 11, 2014 8:41 a.m.
Just this morning one of my friends messaged me and referred to me as "conquistador." Feels pretty good, I have to say.
October 11, 2014 11:44 a.m.
JakeHarlow says... #43
Harlot. Lol, Femme_Fatale. My new control deck might earn me the monicker more aptly than I'm comfortable admitting. :)
October 12, 2014 4:31 a.m.
HorrorAvengers says... #44
I haven't gotten called my my first name since I was 6. It's always pags, paglia, that fucker with bullshit decks, or alter guy.
October 12, 2014 6:08 p.m.
biggestmtgnerd says... #46
A friend of mine likes to call himself "all-powerful magical potato wielder of fate." I know. I have very weird friends. My friends are almost as weird as me, their that weird!
As for me... I'm called by my first name normally. Or sometimes just "the penetrator."
October 13, 2014 2:17 a.m.
I can't believe I forgot about my nickname at the dorm last year. It was complete bullshit but left me in tears the first time I heard it.
Baron Garruk von Appleseed the Pussyslayer
Epochalyptik says... #2
God.
October 10, 2014 7:03 p.m.