The race is on, and I'd like help.
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on April 9, 2015, 7:07 p.m. by DERPLINGSUPREME
first things first, FAMOUSWATERMELON, you never said how I could do this.
so, here's the quote.
"How about this DERPLINGSUPREME? I'll give you one week starting from now to search T/O and try to make a precise guess of who I am, where I live, and all the rest. You can post the results on my wall next Thursday and I will either confirm them or negate them. But you only have one try at everything. Are you game?"
well, yes I am. and, if youd like, so are you. lets scour every crack and crevice for him, anyone who's had contact, plz use that info. I'll be hunting, and I hope you will be too!
Sorry.... VIDEO games... You know, Call of Duty, Halo... Tomb Raider... stuff like that.
April 10, 2015 3:03 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #3
You guys still didn't find the quote :)
But anyways, I am not a gamer. I play video games, but not excessively.
April 10, 2015 3:22 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #4
wosers. I dont think I EVER would have gotten this far without help. sure is a good thing I spammed all the notifications of everyone!
April 10, 2015 7:31 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #6
well.... I get to know where he is, therefore I'll be able to find him, therefore I'll be able to give him the biggest HUG he's ever SEEN~!
April 10, 2015 7:34 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #8
Derp, you're starting to sound like a very friendly Femme Fatale.
DBCooper You will have the eternal satisfaction of having gotten it right. Just kidding :) I haven't really thought of a prize yet, but I'll probably +1 and suggest on all your decks or something like that.
April 10, 2015 7:38 p.m.
Wow. I want that prize! :PProbably won't stand a chance, but still...
April 11, 2015 7:33 a.m.
cross post from FAMOUSWATERMELON's profile:
This is his comment 32. Honestly, I think he's just obfuscating, but there could be significance hidden in here somewhere.
April 11, 2015 8:24 a.m.
However, given that he hasn't learned calculus, we can determine high school is the age.
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April 11, 2015 8:27 a.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #16
Or I could be very stupid :)
...yeah, probably not.
April 11, 2015 8:32 a.m.
Wait! French! Godd*mnit, I'm an idiot. Canadian confirmed.
Now...where in Canada?
Given population centers, the most likely places are displayed here:- Montreal (largest bilingual city, slight French-speaking majority so he would probably know French and English. This is the best bet)- Quebec (le Capitale-Nationale)- Laval- Gatineau- Longueuil
April 11, 2015 8:34 a.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #18
FINALLY!! Took you a while :) But just because I speak French doesn't mean I live in Canada.
April 11, 2015 8:35 a.m.
oh god, terrible formatting. Gotta fix it:
Given population centers, the most likely places are displayed here:- Montreal (largest bilingual city, slight French-speaking majority so he would probably know French and English. This is the best bet)
- Quebec (le Capitale-Nationale)
- Laval
- Gatineau
- Longueuil
April 11, 2015 8:39 a.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #21
I'm not saying anything, I'm simply presenting to you all the possibilities.
April 11, 2015 8:42 a.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #22
He lives in Canada he is just trying to lead us off course.
April 11, 2015 11:11 a.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #23
Also we can determine exact time zones now that we know he goes to school.
April 11, 2015 11:12 a.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #24
still, we have (including today) 6 more days to pull this off. no need to rush into our answer.
April 11, 2015 11:22 a.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #25
However we can't let the due date sneak up on us.
April 11, 2015 1:36 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #27
Are you in EST? Most schools start around 7:00-8:00. Therefore, he is an hour ahead of EST, so whatever that time zone that is, we can guess he's in. Unless he found a time to post in school. Now I'm just second-guessing myself.
April 11, 2015 1:44 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #28
He's probably in Newfoundland. (Due to time zones.)
April 11, 2015 1:52 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #29
Just realized this is Saturday. Gonna slink of and hide my face now.
April 11, 2015 1:53 p.m.
Leafbladefighter that was really funny. Anyways, I just got back. What have we determined?
April 11, 2015 1:55 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #31
He's a high school student. Multiple times the facts have added up to Canada. If we can figure out when he comments on weekdays we can figure out when his school is. If we compare this with comman school times, we can figure out his time zone.
April 11, 2015 4:45 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON aaaaah! Comme ca tu parles francais! T'es acadien? :)
April 12, 2015 6:08 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #33
Askani28 INSTANT TRANSLATION!!
He said "So you speak french! Are you canadien?"
To which I answer: you got 4 and a half days left, so think about it!
April 12, 2015 6:22 p.m.
Hey Askani28, did you know that FAMOUSWATERMELON is addicted to Quest Magic? (I am too, stuck on the fight with Urabrask.)
Oooh, does he speak French? Cool! That means he's definitely a Canadian.
April 12, 2015 6:23 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #35
6tennis Yup, it was revealed a couple comments earlier that I do indeed speak french, so no need to hide it. Though I wouldn't jump to the Canadian conclusion.
April 12, 2015 6:24 p.m.
True, but that's what we've been chalking it up to recently. This is just further proof.
April 12, 2015 6:28 p.m.
Bad instant translator. Bad. Loll. I asked if you were Acadien, not Canadien (which are not mutually exlusive, but still..) You wouldn't have mistaken acadien for canadian if you lived in Harperland ;)
Btw guys I'm flattered, you played my game :)
April 12, 2015 6:33 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #38
Askani28 Sorry, I assumed that you missed a letter on the keyboard, as the A was not capitalized.
April 12, 2015 6:36 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON The 2 words look alike, I'll grant you that. But now I have doubts about you being Canadian...
Can I try something? Testing your French. Translate this word: foufoune. :)
April 12, 2015 6:56 p.m.
Loll interesting answer... First thing's sure, you're not from France! (in France it means pussy ;) It only means ass in Quebec. So you must not live far from Quebec, or have family there or something...
April 12, 2015 7:24 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #43
Or I could know that from my immature friends :)
April 12, 2015 7:27 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #44
LIKE ME!
but it wasnt from me, or at the very least not this personality...
April 12, 2015 7:31 p.m.
Askani28 literally just tricked Watermelon into saying he lives in/near Quebec XD
April 12, 2015 11:42 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #49
He's been posting all day long today. This is so confusing.
April 13, 2015 2:22 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #50
Yup. But there's a pretty simple explanation to that one.
InDirectX says... #1
Magic = game
Some cards in magic (cough Chimney Imp cough) = overpowered
he didn't say it because it was clear in the context that it didn't mean overpowered
April 10, 2015 2:58 p.m.