The race is on, and I'd like help.
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on April 9, 2015, 7:07 p.m. by DERPLINGSUPREME
first things first, FAMOUSWATERMELON, you never said how I could do this.
so, here's the quote.
"How about this DERPLINGSUPREME? I'll give you one week starting from now to search T/O and try to make a precise guess of who I am, where I live, and all the rest. You can post the results on my wall next Thursday and I will either confirm them or negate them. But you only have one try at everything. Are you game?"
well, yes I am. and, if youd like, so are you. lets scour every crack and crevice for him, anyone who's had contact, plz use that info. I'll be hunting, and I hope you will be too!
Nef Hmmmm, maybe it would've been a good idea to start the paper before the night that it's DUE ON.
April 13, 2015 11:55 p.m.
I'd get a better grade on this paper if I handed in a roll of toilet paper instead of the crap I've written.
April 13, 2015 11:56 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #9
Well, you did it! good job!
Personally, I feel great in the morning! its the time when epoch is still mostly inactive and I'm not at risk of being deleted yet!
anyhow, am I the only one who thinks about this when I wake up?
for the love of god, and I'm serious about this, VERY FUCKING SERIOUS, DO NOT bring epoch here. I'm scared enough as it is, I don't need more threads to worry about! I'm not even joking or playing around, I really am scared of him more than anyone else.
April 14, 2015 12:35 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #11
plz don't really. I've hard one hell of a morning. go look at this thread and notice the fllack. First time poster
April 14, 2015 1:07 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #12
Runlue making sure you see it b4 you do that plz dont.
April 14, 2015 1:07 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME reading that was pretty rough. I don't think you sounded abrasive. You sounded smooth :D
April 14, 2015 1:12 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #17
Not official guess, but I would say he is high school age in Quebec. East Quebec.
April 16, 2015 1:15 p.m.
My guess is Quebec too. Montreal. Not in High School, but in Cegep. That would make him roughly 18 years old. Oh and he owns a black shirt, is wearing a pair of jeans while reading this comment, and likes hot dogs. (Everybody likes hot dogs.) :)
Leafbladefighter why East Quebec?
April 16, 2015 3:03 p.m.
Agreed Askani28. Although I think he's eating rice, because why not?
April 16, 2015 8:53 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #26
I'm guessing he's not going to give up his info until 11:59.
April 16, 2015 9:48 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #27
wait, wut?
you guys do relize that I'm a lazy worker, right? Thats why I get people to do it for me.
Do you understand what has been happening?
I'm going to say that you guys get to choose your own answer.
For mine, I'm just going to say high school age, USA.
April 16, 2015 9:54 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #29
Nef, you did most of the work. Would like like to do the final guess? Is everyone else OK with that? Also, Derpling, I expected you to do something crazy and leave us all scrambling last minute. 2 hours and no one wants to say the guess.
April 16, 2015 10:15 p.m.
I just simply researched his posting habits. I am a notorious bad decision maker (probably why my decks always change around) so I leave it up to everyone else.
April 16, 2015 10:21 p.m.
Okay then Nef, if you WERE to make a decision, where would he be? Then we'll pick the opposite of that, and then WE'LL WIN!
....... What do we win again?
April 16, 2015 10:23 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #32
Is anyone opposed to me giving the final answer? I will post at 11:50ish if there are no oppositions.
April 16, 2015 10:23 p.m.
Well his patterns seem like his time is similar to mine. I live on the east coast of the U.S. Those times make it seem like he's a student. He didn't know some calculus thingy. I know people take calc freshman year of college. He speaks French but that really could mean nothing but I know that there are a lot of french speakers at the tip of Maine.
Soooo U.S., High School, and more specifically.. Maine?
April 16, 2015 10:31 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #34
I will just go with Quebec because he not only was half-tricked into saying he was from Quebec but also other things (that I forget but ppl commented them) added up to around there.
April 16, 2015 10:35 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #36
It makes sense but I don't know anyone who speaks French where I live, and I'm also east coast.
April 16, 2015 10:38 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #39
His semi-perfect instant translations are too much for a high school kid.
April 16, 2015 10:42 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #41
Due to a possible error in the original French, it was impossible to tell who was at fault.
April 16, 2015 10:44 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #44
Google Translate notoriously sucks. Look at the amount of google translate fails you can find on the Internet. It's like telling me that the meaning of life can be found on Bing. I'll just never know.
April 16, 2015 10:50 p.m.
So FAMOUSWATERMELON, when this is all over, will you...
A) Add a map to your profile and/or...
B) Add a trade binder?
April 16, 2015 10:57 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #48
Meh, I can I guess now? I have two tests tomorrow and I need sleep.
April 16, 2015 11:01 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #50
FAMOUSWATERMELON, you live in Quebec, Canada, and you are in high school. That is all I can confirm, however, I am willing to bet you are not a senior, and that you live in the eastern part of Quebec. That is the final vote.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #1
I was getting desperate to use it... I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE!
April 13, 2015 11:53 p.m.