The race is on, and I'd like help.
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on April 9, 2015, 7:07 p.m. by DERPLINGSUPREME
first things first, FAMOUSWATERMELON, you never said how I could do this.
so, here's the quote.
"How about this DERPLINGSUPREME? I'll give you one week starting from now to search T/O and try to make a precise guess of who I am, where I live, and all the rest. You can post the results on my wall next Thursday and I will either confirm them or negate them. But you only have one try at everything. Are you game?"
well, yes I am. and, if youd like, so are you. lets scour every crack and crevice for him, anyone who's had contact, plz use that info. I'll be hunting, and I hope you will be too!
Wait, staff? I work here now?
How much am I getting paid?
April 16, 2015 11:50 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #3
1) you can't tell them to wait, I'm the one in charge around here.
2)you've always worked here, but just where is here, and in reference to what?
3) fuck all.
April 16, 2015 11:53 p.m.
1) There was a comma there, lelz
2) Like... TappedOut? I didn't know I've always been working here, but it's nice to know I'm getting a lot of attention :)
3) That was a bit unnecessary.
April 16, 2015 11:55 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #5
1) its spelled "lolz", no wonder you aren't the one in charge...
2) I dunno, sure.
3) what was unnecessary?
April 16, 2015 11:57 p.m.
1) I spell it "lelz" because I want too, which shows independence, which is cool.
2) Coolz.
3) The "eff all"... I don't curse, because I'm nice, but you know what I mean.
April 17, 2015 midnight
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #9
well now I feel obligated to post my OTHER anime memes.
April 17, 2015 12:04 a.m.
Uhhh.... Naruto... Naruto... is that Cowboy Bebop? I don't even know anymore, I don't watch the REALLLY popular anime, I'm a hipster. B)
April 17, 2015 12:15 a.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #13
I'll reference anything, whether I know it exists or not. Now start resisting what I do so I have a reason to post this meme!
thats how I'd like you to act.
FYI, neither of those were the meme.
plz disobey me.
April 17, 2015 12:18 a.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #15
April 17, 2015 12:23 a.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #16
uuuuhhh... you still alive out there? did he kill you?
did I go too far?
IT WAS A REFERENCE, DAMMIT!!!
April 17, 2015 12:34 a.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #18
hello there valued employee.
now, are you going to disobey me, or kill Nef?
April 17, 2015 12:54 a.m.
I mean, you've kinda got me trapped in a corner here...
Although I don't know where Nef is, so I can't really help you even if I wanted to.
April 17, 2015 12:57 a.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #20
good. you're disobeying already!
keep going.
also, I'd only trap you in a corner if I wanted to !@( your &%$# with &)$!, &%+! and *&$#& gorilla.
April 17, 2015 1:01 a.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #21
don't act like you didnt see my last post.
I know what you're doing.
April 17, 2015 1:15 a.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #23
yeah, no, but really, don't let me corner you. or get anywhere nere you, for that matter.
I act like I'm going to hug you, but then I pin you down and do horrible things to your but.
So, how's enemployment?
wait.... but... you work here...
April 17, 2015 1:22 a.m.
I'm really scared now.
Employment is cool, still haven't gotten paid yet...
April 17, 2015 1:24 a.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #25
Oh, yes, I forgot to clearify. When I said "eff all", I meant that you had access to my sex slave colection.
now smack me, dammit!
April 17, 2015 1:28 a.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #27
good, keep disobeying, you'll earn that meme yet....
April 17, 2015 1:34 a.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #29
please what?
and thats Mr. Dr. derp jr. Sr. to you.
April 17, 2015 1:40 a.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #31
IT JUST HAPPENS!
legal shenanigins
now what did you want?
April 17, 2015 1:43 a.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #36
no, that will NOT happen to this thread! no random memes, I'm still messing around with my employees!
April 17, 2015 1:55 a.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #39
Don't complain Nef, this happens all the time when Derp is around. Anyways, the final guess is the I live in Quebec, Canada, and I am in high school. I am not a senior, and I live in the eastern part of Quebec. That is the final vote. Oh, and Derp said something about Maine. Soooooooooooo...
1) I am in high school.
2) I don't live in Maine. Or Quebec. Or Canada for that matter.
3) I am in the eastern time zone.
4) And I am not a senior.
April 17, 2015 8 a.m.
What???? Even Batman's identity is public knowledge! Melon, spit it out! I have no idea why we eant to know your secret identity but we do, so teeelllll uuussssss! Lol
Where did you learn French?
April 17, 2015 12:04 p.m.
Ok new game. Who am I?
(That one should be easy I've got my facebook page linked somewhere on Tappedout Loll)
April 17, 2015 12:06 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #50
guess my first name with these clues
I'm named after a musician
he is black
he may or may not play the guitar
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #1
attention staff
That is all
April 16, 2015 11:48 p.m.