The race is on, and I'd like help.
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on April 9, 2015, 7:07 p.m. by DERPLINGSUPREME
first things first, FAMOUSWATERMELON, you never said how I could do this.
so, here's the quote.
"How about this DERPLINGSUPREME? I'll give you one week starting from now to search T/O and try to make a precise guess of who I am, where I live, and all the rest. You can post the results on my wall next Thursday and I will either confirm them or negate them. But you only have one try at everything. Are you game?"
well, yes I am. and, if youd like, so are you. lets scour every crack and crevice for him, anyone who's had contact, plz use that info. I'll be hunting, and I hope you will be too!
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #8
NO!
here, have another clue.
I have an "e" in my name.
April 17, 2015 1:16 p.m.
Oh ya, because THAT helps.
How popular was this "guitarist"?
April 17, 2015 1:19 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #18
no I did it by constantly trying to stalk you!
THIS IS FOR MY EGO, DAMMIT!
April 17, 2015 1:39 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #24
thats not a name either!
dangit isnt a name, "You dork. Bert has an E in it." isnt a name...
you're off your game, man.
April 17, 2015 2:30 p.m.
You know what I want to say, but I'm too nice to say it.
April 17, 2015 2:33 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #26
stop being so nice.
and I think what you wanted to say was "derp, you are a smart, strong, kind-hearted, charming, witty, and above all else, Humble hivemind"
anyhow, back to my namme. Keep going, b/c it has a b in it, too!
April 17, 2015 2:37 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #27
I went through just about all the more or less famous black guitarists, and only one fits the clues. And I'm almost scared to ask.
T-bone?
April 17, 2015 2:42 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #30
I highly doubt you'll EVER guess this one.
I'll give the answer after a few more good guesses.
April 17, 2015 2:44 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #31
If he/she's not a guitarist, I'm not about to look through all the web to find him/her.
April 17, 2015 2:45 p.m.
Brandon?
(That's my name, for anyone who gives two shits)
April 17, 2015 2:46 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #33
Apparently no one else has him name, so obviously not :)
April 17, 2015 2:46 p.m.
I'm Logan, and UrbanDictionary says I am the greatest boyfriend of all time. B)
April 17, 2015 2:51 p.m.
Keb? Where does your name come from? Are you American?
April 17, 2015 3:49 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #45
I think this forum should be renamed "Let's all share our info to internet rapists!" Derp, you probably have a meme with those exact words lying around.
April 17, 2015 10:15 p.m.
PerfectDisguise says... #47
He said "'round here" up there somewhere. Could be a hint saying that he lives in the south. Maybe not though
April 17, 2015 10:56 p.m.
PerfectDisguise says... #48
You might also try checking other sites to see if he uses the same username there. A lot of people do. You might be able to get more info there. Perhaps other mtg sites?
April 17, 2015 10:59 p.m.
PerfectDisguise says... #50
Oh ok. All I read was the first page. I had no idea it had went this far haha
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #1
oh, and I can almost guarentee you dont know anyone with my name.
April 17, 2015 12:32 p.m.