the unspeakable
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on April 7, 2016, 10:56 p.m. by t321livewire
ok the card the unspeakable. the legendary creature mono blue. is it just me or is it reffering to a certain part on a woman's body...the stomach of the beast, the name, and the quote on the bottom all suggest it. or is this just a coincidence.
No not at all......something can have a hole in its chest and not be a vagina monster damn...
April 7, 2016 11:23 p.m.
canterlotguardian says... #6
If anyone has seen the movie V/H/S Viral, you'll know why I find this so damn funny.
April 7, 2016 11:25 p.m.
Damn. Cannot unsee. Yet another magic card ruined by perception. lmao
April 7, 2016 11:57 p.m.
KillDatBUG says... #10
Guys. Become Immense.
Think about it... what could this be referring to?
April 8, 2016 1:56 a.m.
Yea... the Michael Jackson as DCN Path was pretty funny... but this one is a really immature stretch.
"The Unspeakable"? Yea, if this were fucking Victorian-era England maybe a vagina would be referred to as "unspeakable." And the quote? Forbidden knowledge? Knowledge of a vagina is only forbidden to someone who would post this kind of shit. Also, if that cut on the stomach looks like a vagina to you I... just... no...
In closing: I assure you that vaginas in fact don't look like that, they're not so mysterious and actually quite nice. Best of luck trying to get to know one, however.
April 8, 2016 2:11 a.m.
I will say that a friend pointed out that all of the shock land names can be used as references to a vagina or womb and that had some merit
April 8, 2016 2:18 a.m.
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April 8, 2016 3:54 a.m.
What is with all the conspiracy posts is today national look to deeply into trading cards day.
April 8, 2016 10:18 a.m.
canterlotguardian says... #17
It's just this one guy who's doing them all too.
April 8, 2016 10:51 a.m.
I didn't even realize that. Someone's gotta a lot of free time. Worst part is I play the Unthinkable in my edh deck and all I keep thinking of now is how all my opponents are getting sucked into an evil trashy vagina.
GearNoir says... #2
The Unspeakable
April 7, 2016 11:04 p.m.