what is the best way to make someone uncomfortable?
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on April 18, 2015, 8:26 p.m. by DERPLINGSUPREME
the name says it all. whatever way you have, questions, things to do, whatever.
so, whats your way?
mine is asking someone; "15 Whats your favorite sexual fantasy?", "20 How long will it take for you to get here?", or "9 If I was with you right now, what would you do to me?"
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #2
NoviceMagician clearly you've never interacted with me b4.
look at just a few of my threads on the blind eternitites, and you'll fing the answer/.
April 21, 2015 6:44 p.m.
NoviceMagician says... #3
Okie, can I safely assume that since this is on the The Blind Eternities Forum that Epoch won't destroy my face?
April 21, 2015 6:48 p.m.
NoviceMagician says... #6
Pretty please Epoch? I promise to immediately regret my decision...
April 21, 2015 6:57 p.m.
NoviceMagician says... #9
True, well then . . . Prepare your ear holes, or in this case, eyeholes. It might actually not be as bad as might have made it out to be with the EXTREME, but then again, morales aren't my strong point, and neither is comedy. So this may just turn out to really suck. :(
Step One: First, you will need to acquire the following items: One banana, one jar of mayonnaise, and an old man costume.
Step Two: Carve the banana in the shape of a, ehm, schlong. Then wrap it in tinfoil.
Step Three: Addorn your body with the old man costume, making sure to store the tinfoil wrapped banana in the, ehm, schlong area, pointing forward. Don't forget to fill the chest pocket of your shirt with mayonnaise.
Step Four: Go to a public park, and find a bench with only one other person sitting on it.
Step Five: Sit on the person's lap in the same manner a young child going to see Santa Claus would.
Step Six: Look the person dead in the eyes and say, "Do you mind?" in an old man voice. Then proceed to unzip your pants, drawing the tinfoil wrapped banana from them. Zip your pants back up.
Step Seven: Unwrap the schlong-banana and dip it into the mayonnaise filled chest pocket.
Step Eight: Turn back to the person, look into their configured eyes, and inch ever so closer. With each of their breathes, a warm breeze should be felt on your neck. Go even closer. Their eyes should be cross-eyed by now, from struggling to continue looking at your extremely close face. Even closer now. With nose touching nose, put the banana to your lips. Go even closer. Take a bit out of the schlong-banana. Mushing and swishing it around in your mouth loud enough so that they hear ever disgusting swish. After swallowing, they realize that there is mayonnaise smeared all obverse your chin and mouth. Rest your heaped n their chest, using their shirt to wip off the excess mayonnaise. Sit back upright on their lap, then lean in towards their ear and whisper the sincerest voice that could ever be heard, "Delicious."
Step Nine: Unzip your pants once more, returning the schlong-banana to its rightful place.
Step Ten: Leave before they shoot you.
April 21, 2015 7:17 p.m.
IvoryFrost says... #16
In a good way NoviceMagician
I don't know if anyone can top that.
April 21, 2015 7:23 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #20
I get the feeling that some of you could make people uncomfortable just by talking to them.
+300% proc chance against opposite sex.
April 21, 2015 7:48 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #22
epoch, thats mean....
Everyone loves me! anyone who doesnt either doesnt know me, or is dead so it doesnt matter!
April 21, 2015 7:56 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #24
stroke them on the head while saying "you're my little girl..." while being naked.
April 21, 2015 8:04 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #26
hmmmm....
yes. I recall that there actually IS a state (4 reals, bro) that allows nudity as long as you aren't gaining any pleasure from it.
you could also say the words "wet, moist, and succulent" and REALLY anunciate that "T".
April 21, 2015 8:16 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #27
Magician, that's lovely :)
Epochalyptik I feel like the only person who could ever make you uncomfortable is Femme. I'm fairly sure that's not true, but that's the impression I get.
April 21, 2015 8:17 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #28
Eh. Not really. It takes a lot to make me uncomfortable. I wouldn't even care about the guy from post #8 until he entered my personal space, at which point I would move or request he move. I would tolerate an inconvenience unless he touched me, at which point he has requested injury.
April 21, 2015 8:25 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #29
I'd like to request you answer the following question: do you like the word "request", epoch?
April 21, 2015 8:26 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #31
"at which point he has requested injury"...
Lesson of the day guys, don't piss off Epoch.
April 21, 2015 9:08 p.m.
IvoryFrost says... #34
Epochalyptik I have to agree with you, once someone is in your personal space it becomes a whole new level of creepy.
April 21, 2015 9:14 p.m.
NoviceMagician says... #39
That is one way to make people feel uncomfortable. Questions that are double-edged swords. :P
April 22, 2015 7:01 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #44
dcuking (you're next, we're making a story 1 word at a time!)
NoviceMagician says... #1
But it would be hilarious nonetheless.
April 21, 2015 6:43 p.m.