Why Cockatrice Why????
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on Nov. 6, 2014, 5:02 p.m. by VampireArmy
Playing 3 man edh
Describe match as "fun times" in the start
play marath deck that i put together an hour ago, do pretty well. manage to get the syergy together and win via Craterhoof Behemoth
this :
"next time dont claim casual playing a tier deck bye"
wut 0.0. Moral of the story : don't play good cards. it angers the casuals.
disclaimer : i am an casual, I play cards people declare suck. Rage amuses me.
VampireArmy says... #3
one dude was using strip mine + sun titan, the other cast winter orb t2....dafuq mang
November 6, 2014 5:11 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #5
hilarious losers though. This thread is honestly more for laughs than anything. i'm not trying to paint it out like i'm above them because we've all been in that tilt spot but this was a very funny/ random time to do that.
November 6, 2014 5:15 p.m.
EndStepTop says... #6
Fait enough. And nothing is funnier then the rage at a death cloud for 7 on t5/6.
November 6, 2014 5:21 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #7
6 10/10 Saprolings, 1 Oracle of Mul Daya that was 11/11, 1 Ogre Battledriver that was 12/12, and the Craterhoof Behemoth ended up at 16/14 i think :P
Feel free to share any crazy edh things too by the way to anyone else browsing. let's recant the fun times
November 6, 2014 5:27 p.m.
Joined a casual game once. Revealed that Kaalia was my commander. Got kicked. And Kaalia isn't even in good enough colors to be competitive.
November 6, 2014 5:30 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #9
oh the colors are there. people just don't play the good shit.
November 6, 2014 5:31 p.m.
If she had 
or 
instead of 
or 
she'd be much better. Those colors don't really match with her effect though, so it does make sense.
November 6, 2014 5:36 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #11
in a sense, her angels get better but her dragons and demons suffer a lot.
November 6, 2014 5:38 p.m.
EndStepTop says... #12
T1 Mana Vault off Ancient Tomb into Smokestack is always fun. The plays behind my last post were t1 mana vault, t2 oracle of mul daya, t3 scapeshift for urborg+ cabal coffers+ bosejui.
November 6, 2014 5:46 p.m.
I think the craziest thing I've ever done in EDH was mill myself out with Azusa, Lost but Seeking on turn 5.
November 6, 2014 5:52 p.m.
asasinater13 says... #14
I set up a wall with Elite Arcanist holding a Memory Lapse having a Kiora's Follower on the field. got to untap with it (I don't actually know how they let me untap with it) and played a Prophet of Kruphix. the table stopped being allowed to play spells for quite a while.
November 6, 2014 6:51 p.m.
accelerando11 says... #15
Teferi's Puzzle Box + Notion Thief when my friends had no answers for either. Soon they just gave up.
November 6, 2014 7:23 p.m.
asasinater13 says... #16
puzzle box + notion thief is just mean. the thief is dangerous to run because, well, concecrated sphinx. but still.
November 6, 2014 7:25 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #17
At my last lgs before i moved the judge had a tricked out animar deck. It was pure fucking evil. All the flicker abuse on top of thievery and counters....i swear I'd pay good money to see that deck face off with epochs deck.
Though it turns out that having a deck centered Around killing your own stuff works very well against it
November 6, 2014 7:37 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #18
These people sound like butts, and not the good kind
touches butt
November 6, 2014 7:48 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #21
The firmest. Seriously i just laugh when people pm this nonsense realistically what does it do? Well other than create funny topic material
November 6, 2014 8:01 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #23
Im not sure if it was clenched or if the person was just uncomfortable that I was touching their butt.
November 6, 2014 8:18 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #25
Im still not sure.
But hey, if they're good lookin', I'll take 'em.
November 6, 2014 8:23 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #27
I'll take pretty much anything at this point :P
November 6, 2014 8:25 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #28
My marath deck makes bitches...there's always that.
November 6, 2014 8:31 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #30
Omg yus. Changing the name asap! Oh and we discussed this. I'm the camera guy. Camera guy doesn't join. That fucks up the shot
November 6, 2014 8:36 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #32
So i look like a pro to you? Lol. Reminds me that my picture ids floating around the forums with my tappedout shirt. The lesson there was pink scarf = gay apparently
November 6, 2014 8:44 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #35
But then I'm not the camera guy. I'm just the loser with a tripod
November 6, 2014 8:52 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #36
Thanks gspot. Totally needed to bust out laughing in the target parking lot
November 6, 2014 8:53 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #37
No, you're the loser moving the tripod around, and putting it down when its your turn.
November 6, 2014 8:54 p.m.
EndStepTop says... #38
Anytime. Just tell the customers "I found the gspot" if they as why you're laughing.
November 6, 2014 8:56 p.m.
EndStepTop says... #39
Everyone starts somewhere, some people it's a leather couch in a white room. Some its with a tripod.
November 6, 2014 8:58 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #40
I did that works VL. As for the other thing. I'll be more famous than alex...but not in the sane way
November 6, 2014 8:59 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #44
We have room. He can work the camera when VA isn't.
No tripod needed.
November 6, 2014 9:06 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #45
Hahaha. I'm not sure how i feel about where this went... me ~ my comfort zone ~ this
November 6, 2014 9:08 p.m.
sonicizslow says... #47
fluffybunnypants You might want to see this?
Also Femme_Fatale because you'll find this entertaining.
November 6, 2014 9:10 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #49
Femme was already a part of this. In fact, she's the one who started it, iirc.
EndStepTop says... #2
Why? Because people use the "spirit of edh" as an excuse for being a sore loser.
November 6, 2014 5:10 p.m.