Why Cockatrice Why????

The Blind Eternities forum

Posted on Nov. 6, 2014, 5:02 p.m. by VampireArmy

  • Playing 3 man edh

  • Describe match as "fun times" in the start

  • play marath deck that i put together an hour ago, do pretty well. manage to get the syergy together and win via Craterhoof Behemoth

  • this :

"next time dont claim casual playing a tier deck bye"

  • wut 0.0. Moral of the story : don't play good cards. it angers the casuals.

  • disclaimer : i am an casual, I play cards people declare suck. Rage amuses me.

vampirelazarus says... #1

But honestly, if you're actually getting uncomfortable with this, I'll stop, I guess....

I don't want to get in trouble for sexual harassment :P

November 6, 2014 9:14 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #2

Yep. The idea is me and laz are in a marriage and laz cheats daily with femme..something like that

November 6, 2014 9:14 p.m.

vampirelazarus says... #3

Oh, I thought we were divorced.

Oops.

November 6, 2014 9:15 p.m.

sonicizslow says... #4

VampireL You're thinking of Just Chatting? I don't believe Femme posted on this thread... yet

either way...

November 6, 2014 9:15 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #5

Nah i know it's all in joke form. In person, I'd have never allowed even the idea. Internet? Nothing can come of it. I won't use bad spelling if I'm serious if that helps

November 6, 2014 9:16 p.m.

EndStepTop says... #6

Well this escalated quickly.

November 6, 2014 9:16 p.m.

sonicizslow says... #7

Oh ok nevermind, I missed that apparently

steps back into the darkness

November 6, 2014 9:17 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #8

Also I'm finding a way to get us all a private tappedout chat later.

November 6, 2014 9:17 p.m.

vampirelazarus says... #9

Not quickly enough.

Also, femme was in on it, as she's in the room, and VA was filming us :3

November 6, 2014 9:17 p.m.

nighthawk101 says... #10

What is thi-

Wait... is this porn references?

November 6, 2014 9:19 p.m.

sonicizslow says... #11

I think YeaGo mentioned he had a client for chat... but never put it into effect/finished it/he's ridiculously busy. Razer Comms Maybe? AIM group thing? wait for the TO app to be released?

November 6, 2014 9:20 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #12

See, I once had 3 girls break up with me one time because I was triple timing them right in front of their faces for 3 months. Good times.

Best part is is that I'm still with two of those girls as it didn't take long for me to get them hooked on me again. Then I added another, and now it is a massive lesbo orgy, in which VL is going to be the 5th person ♥

November 6, 2014 9:21 p.m.

I'm game.

It's been three years.

Three LONG years.

November 6, 2014 9:22 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #14

Lol what an entrance

November 6, 2014 9:23 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #15

Anything that doesn't need to be downloaded. Obviously we don't need our r rated shit intermingled with the mainstream shit

November 6, 2014 9:24 p.m.

No, we do.

We need to drive those unwilling to join in away.

November 6, 2014 9:26 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #17

I think the site would get sued lol. It at least five the younger audience away. You need to get laid ;3. Ain't thinkin straight

November 6, 2014 9:28 p.m.

They will conform or die!!!!!

And was that an offer?

November 6, 2014 9:29 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #19

If we upload the videos it'll forever be there for us to remember in the future ♥

Then we can watch ourselves having an orgy while we have an orgy!

November 6, 2014 9:30 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #20

A hypothetical offer..the best kind

November 6, 2014 9:30 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #21

VA offering to lay someone, never thought you'd have it in you.

November 6, 2014 9:31 p.m.

Damn.

Oh well.

November 6, 2014 9:31 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #23

It depends really. Chemical imbalances.are tricky

November 6, 2014 9:35 p.m.

He doesn't have it in him, hypothetically, it's in me.

Too far?

November 6, 2014 9:36 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #25

Don't worry VL, if you stick with me you'll be guaranteed to get laid every morning, perhaps noon, and every night ♥

November 6, 2014 9:36 p.m.

I'd glue myself to your hips in a heartbeat, femme.

November 6, 2014 9:37 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #27

This thread though. Highschool all over again.

November 6, 2014 9:37 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #28

"it's in me", well, I can certainly say that I'm not reading that right.

November 6, 2014 9:37 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #29

This sort of stuff never happened to me in high school ...

November 6, 2014 9:38 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #30

Me either. What happened was i got teased a lot. A LOT...selective.mutism kept me out of more pants than anything

November 6, 2014 9:40 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #31

I never got teased. In fact I never saw any action around me in high school. I was decently popular too. No one judged what I did.

November 6, 2014 9:41 p.m.

People were scared of me, because I never spoke, and always looked angry, and played metal.

November 6, 2014 9:42 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #33

Sounds like you've more than made up for it now. As for Vl, go to Canada. She'll fix ya

November 6, 2014 9:44 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #34

Oh I'll fix ya, I'll fix ya hard, and be very rough about it ♥

November 6, 2014 9:53 p.m.

<3

November 6, 2014 9:55 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #36

No words. Only silent agreement

November 6, 2014 9:56 p.m.

:P

i dont need words.

November 6, 2014 9:58 p.m.

-Fulcrum says... #38

This thread... changed...

November 6, 2014 9:58 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #39

Any time.femme and and VL appear on a threat it goes places.

November 6, 2014 10 p.m.

Too hot for TO

November 6, 2014 10:06 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #41

Unfortunately

November 6, 2014 10:09 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #42

"I'm too sexy for TO
Too sexy for TO
It makes VL Pant"

Yeah, I didn't know how to end that rhyme.

November 6, 2014 10:19 p.m.

Haiku's are easyBut sometimes they dont make senseRefridgerator

November 6, 2014 10:25 p.m.

Fuck this websites formatting Bullshit.

November 6, 2014 10:25 p.m.

sonicizslow says... #45

After that Khans thread, I have a weird appreciate for haikus....

November 6, 2014 10:27 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #46

You have to use br coding for lines VL! And someone please say they know that song. Even I know that song!

November 6, 2014 10:29 p.m.

sonicizslow says... #47

Im too sexy for my shirt?

Too sexy for my sleeves?

So sexy they split?

November 6, 2014 10:31 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #48

I know the song

November 6, 2014 10:31 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #49

>.<

November 6, 2014 10:32 p.m.

I KNOW THE CODING ISSUES I JUST FORGET BECAUSE IM CODING IN LIKE THREE LANGUAGES ERRY DAY

November 6, 2014 10:33 p.m.

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