yo mama mtg jokes. got any good ones?
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Posted on May 7, 2016, 9:35 p.m. by DERPLINGSUPREME
yo mama so fat she morphs as a 3/3
Yo mamas so fat she made Oloro, Ageless Ascetic go out of his commander zone.
May 7, 2016 10:06 p.m.
for DERPLINGSUPREME says... #5
yo mama so dumb she thinks Spitting Slug has double strike
May 7, 2016 10:32 p.m.
PhotogenicParasympathetic says... #9
Yo mama's so ugly she makes Sorin, Grim Nemesis look like art.
May 7, 2016 11:02 p.m.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got a bigger butt than Tree of Redemption.
May 7, 2016 11:05 p.m.
Your mama's so hairy men need forestwalk just to get to her.
Your mama's been tapped more times than an Island.
Your mama's so fat she boiled and ate Emrakul like ramen.
May 8, 2016 12:40 a.m.
GreenGhost says... #14
Yo mamas so dumb she played Phage the Untouchable when her opponent played a Hunted Wumpus
May 8, 2016 10:02 a.m.
PistonGolem says... #15
Yo mama's so fat that you need mountainwalk to give her a back massage.
Yo mama's so dumb she played Indestructibility on her Abyssal Persecutor.
May 8, 2016 11:03 a.m.
Yo mamas been to jail so many times her nickname is "white border"
May 8, 2016 11:14 a.m.
ComboCrazy says... #18
Yo mama's so dumb, she cast Dispatch without controlling three artifacts.
May 8, 2016 11:34 p.m.
PistonGolem says... #19
Yo mama's so dumb that she doesn't understand Storm Crow
ThisIsBullshit says... #2
Yo mamas so fat she makes Craterhoof Behemoth look more like Craterhoof Moth
May 7, 2016 9:38 p.m.