Your Inebriated Overlord, Part II
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on Jan. 9, 2015, 6:12 p.m. by Epochalyptik
I'll be casually checking TappedOut throughout the night. Pose your questions, plebs.
And remember, I love you all. In an Old Testament kind of way.
ThisIsBullshit says... #3
What is the meaning of life?
Do you plan to/want to have kids?
Why is your deck so fucking awesome?
January 9, 2015 6:14 p.m.
How did you come up with the name Dominus, Dreamcrusher Edition?
January 9, 2015 6:31 p.m.
Huh. That's pretty cool. So are there any less "dreamcrushy" editions of Dominus out there, Epoch, or did you just like the way the name sounded?
January 9, 2015 6:39 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #8
Basically what ChiefBell said. My very first iteration was just "Dominus," and I added the subtitle when I changed it over to dedicated combo.
@ThisIsBullshit (in order):
There is none. Make of it what you will. I'd love to see a time when people give a shit about other people because, you know, they're people. But we won't because, you know, we're people.
I plan to have one or two. But not until years from now.
I don't like losing due to circumstances beyond my control. If I lose, I want it to be because I legitimately didn't do well enough.
January 9, 2015 6:40 p.m.
There's the tea party fun time version of the deck too.
................Wait, was that deck or something else. I might have a letter wrong somewhere in there.
January 9, 2015 6:41 p.m.
julianjmoss says... #10
How drunk are you right now?
How drunk do you plan to be by the end of the night?
January 9, 2015 6:45 p.m.
lemmingllama says... #11
How excited are you about Fate Reforged?
What card would you abolish from Magic history if you had the chance?
If you could wipe out one animal (insects, fish, whatever lives) from the face of the Earth, what animal would it be?
January 9, 2015 6:48 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #12
Well, I have a tragically high tolerance. So not drunk yet.
We played Super Smashed Brawl, wherein I elected to match everyone at the same time. I may be buzzed in a few hours.
January 9, 2015 6:48 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #14
@lemmingllama: I really haven't been following FRF.
I'm not sure. Although some cards are just really powerful, they're all a part of the game's history.
I'd like to give an ecologically responsible answer to your last question, but I don't know enough to do so. I might pick pandas. They should have died out years ago, and they're only alive because we think they're cute. We have to force the twats to breed just to populate the zoos...
January 9, 2015 6:51 p.m.
Really? Why is that? Do you like any of the other variants of smash bros?
January 9, 2015 6:53 p.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #17
"Tragically high tolerance" goddammit I can't get drunk again, guys.
Wat.
January 9, 2015 6:53 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #18
You laugh, but that's how it is.
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
January 9, 2015 6:55 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #19
Also, get in here fluffybunnypants. You'll find something here eventually.
January 9, 2015 6:56 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #21
Because it costs more money to get drunk...
I'll ruin your day in drinking games, though.
January 9, 2015 6:57 p.m.
julianjmoss says... #22
Because getting drunk is typically viewed as fun? Also melee is way better than brawl
January 9, 2015 6:58 p.m.
lemmingllama says... #23
Melee is way better than Brawl!!!
Also I'd rather be just a little buzzed than roaring drunk. Costs too much and you don't wake up in awkward situations quite as much
January 9, 2015 7:01 p.m.
fluffybunnypants says... #24
Oh man, the first one was gold. This should be great. Thanks for the tag, Epochalyptik.
You know what? Whiskey is a fantastic remedy for a sore throat, but it doesn't play nice with cold meds. C'est le vie.
January 9, 2015 7:01 p.m.
Blind_Guardian says... #25
What is your favorite kind of beverage?
How often do you whistle?
Should cannabis be legal?
January 9, 2015 7:02 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #26
Beverage? Not sure. Alcoholic or non?
I can't whistle.
Fuck yes. I'd smoke a lot more, and we'd have one less thing to racially profile on a national scale.
January 9, 2015 7:06 p.m.
julianjmoss says... #27
Which tappedOut user do you think is weirder/more stupid?
1)the guy who plays "the RUG format" and who has his card ideas stolen from him by wizards
Or
2) the guy who really likes tybalt
January 9, 2015 7:06 p.m.
fluffybunnypants says... #28
There's no harm in liking Tibalt.... it's when you actually, really, truly believe that he is good that you open yourself to insult.
January 9, 2015 7:08 p.m.
What is the most bizarre conversation you've ever had on tappedout?
January 9, 2015 7:09 p.m.
Why do some people have weird white curves on their name.
I like a good curve.
January 9, 2015 7:10 p.m.
That's cool. I'm a therapist in drug and alcohol rehab.
January 9, 2015 7:13 p.m.
fluffybunnypants says... #38
@ Epochalyptik and ChiefBell
I want in on this match.
What weird curves, I've no idea what you're talking about.
January 9, 2015 7:14 p.m.
fluffybunnypants says... #39
Prettysure he was just answering Epoch's question above.
January 9, 2015 7:16 p.m.
More than half of my family are or have been massive alcoholics at some point in their lives, so I resolved not to touch the stuff.
January 9, 2015 7:17 p.m.
YOU HAVE CURVES
I SEE CURVES
THEY ON LOTS OF USERS
THE CURVES
January 9, 2015 7:18 p.m.
Actually I'm pretty curious as to this curve thing as well. I'm guessing it's some sort of html code, anyone want to clue in a poor mortal such as myself as to how to do it?
January 9, 2015 7:19 p.m.
FatherLiir says... #43
Thank you always for helping out whenever I have asked a question and for being patient with someone new to the website.
Oh, also, If you could change any one rule in anything EVER from the Legendary Rule in Magic to the Laws that dictate Space and Time, what would it be?
January 9, 2015 7:22 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #44
@FatherLiir: a hard question. It depends on what qualifies as a rule.
January 9, 2015 7:27 p.m.
I hear you on the tolerance...mine may not be quite as bad, but I flat refuse to go drining with people. It ALWAYS turns into: "Hey!! Want to go drinking?"
3 Hours Later
Me babysitting all my drunk as hell friends making sure they don't do anything stupid. Love them to death...but they are all lightweights. Haha.
As the mastermind behind Dominus - Dreamcrusher Edition, do you have any advice for aspiring EDH players? I've read many of your articles, and they have been exceptionally helpful...anything you'd like to add to that?
January 9, 2015 7:54 p.m.
themindbullet says... #46
Hey Epochalyptik, no questions - just wanted to say thanks for doing what you do, and keep being a cool dude.
January 9, 2015 8:33 p.m.
If you could rule the world for a year, what would you do?
January 9, 2015 8:55 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #48
@Scytec: That question deserves a sober answer, but really just relish the playgroup. I talk a lot about the mechanics and building, but having a great time with a few other people (and producing infinite inside jokes) is awesome.
January 9, 2015 8:55 p.m.
If you had the super power to punch people through the internet, would you use it?
If yes, how often? Do you have any particular people in mind?
ChiefBell says... #2
Can I be like Abraham or something?
January 9, 2015 6:14 p.m.