Your Inebriated Overlord, Part II
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on Jan. 9, 2015, 6:12 p.m. by Epochalyptik
I'll be casually checking TappedOut throughout the night. Pose your questions, plebs.
And remember, I love you all. In an Old Testament kind of way.
ThisIsBullshit says... #3
I love these threads. Epoch you need to get drunk more often
January 9, 2015 10:23 p.m.
Ohthenoises says... #4
Epoch is drunk again. Yay.
What was your most questionable life choice? Any stories where you end up in Cancun with a transvestite hooker missing a kidney?
January 9, 2015 10:32 p.m.
I would just like to say, xzzane: whatever you did to your font is dope as hell. I'm also slightly drunk, but I just made $600 in 15 minutes playing black jack. The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale here I come!
January 9, 2015 10:32 p.m.
Thanks! fluffybunnypants gave me the basics and I did some slight modifications.
January 9, 2015 10:42 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #8
@nemesis101: I'd probably push to erode the support for organized religion as much as possible. Too much sectarianism and ill come of it in society. Not to offend the religious among us.
@ThisIsBullshit: You're welcome to join me and ChiefBell for a night of infinite debauchery and questionable decisions.
@Ohthenoises: Probably the chain of events spanning from my first to my third relationship. Mistakes were made, but I learned from them.
January 9, 2015 11:32 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #10
Is there anything non-MTG related that you would absolutely love to own one day?
January 10, 2015 12:06 a.m.
If this thread is gonna delve into questionable life choices, I'm gonna tag gnarlicide. No thread on that topic is complete without a story or 2 of his.
January 10, 2015 12:11 a.m.
If you could meet any one person, (alive or dead) who would it be?
January 10, 2015 12:45 a.m.
Epochalyptik says... #13
@Ohthenoises: Meh. It's just typical relationship bullshit.
@GoldGhost012: A villa in the mountains.
@nemesis101: lots of good choices, but I think I'd pick Christopher Hitchens, Thomas Jefferson, or Benjamin Franklin.
January 10, 2015 1:10 a.m.
miracleHat says... #14
Do you put faith into any religion?
Who was your third grade crush?
January 10, 2015 4:18 a.m.
gnarlicide says... #15
Did someone call my name?
And by the way... As the resident "I have made some questionable decisions" guy on here, I would like to be the referee during the drinking match. And if anyone needs to be tagged out for a few seconds, i would be happy to oblige.
Epochalyptik: Here is a question for you... Do you have any interesting hobbies that we don't know about? (for instance: nun-chucking or bow hunting or hot-air ballooning)
January 10, 2015 5:15 a.m.
Epochalyptik says... #16
@miracleHat: I don't believe that any of the theological arguments are convincing, and I don't believe there's compelling evidence that should cause us to believe in the supernatural, so no. I find it more likely that all religions are differing versions of the same untruth (to paraphrase Hitchens), created in our species' infancy to satisfy our need for patterns and explanations.
This isn't really the venue to discuss that. I'd be happy to share more, discuss, or debate (especially looking for debates because they help me consider the best arguments for theism) through email if anyone likes.
And I didn't have a third grade crush.
@gnarlicide: Depends on what you define as an interesting hobby. I doubt reading would count. Cooking is probably the closest thing to a legitimate and interesting hobby to which I devote any appreciable amount of my time. (I would say working out, but I'm not really advanced enough in that respect; I'm still learning a lot about it [same for cooking]). I'm not a great cook, but I like to make things that I enjoy. I'll often take the extra time to handmake pasta (I suggest you try it if you haven't) or sauces. I make damn good chili and salsa.
But no, I'm not a martial artist or a hunter. I own several rifles, but I haven't taken them to the range in a long time.
January 10, 2015 5:48 a.m.
biggestmtgnerd says... #17
Posted these on the old thread, didn't get answered )-:
If you were to slather chipmunks with pineapples which gets the chipmunks angry and thus want to kill you, making you run away and take shelter in your LGS, who then try to sacrifice you and prick your arm, thus completing a ritual that turns every magic card into a real life thing that wants to kill you, how long will you survive?
Are your progenitals multi headed?
Would you shut down a thread created so that I comment on it an "arbitrary amount" of times and thus outrank you in points?
January 10, 2015 8:24 a.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #20
Serious question now: how hungover do you get after actually getting drunk off your ass if you have such a high tolerance?
January 10, 2015 7:15 p.m.
CharlesMandore says... #22
What am I missing about this thread to fully appreciate the jokes that may or may not be present? Is Epoch... just goofin' around?
January 10, 2015 7:51 p.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #24
Epoch was drunk/attempting to get drunk and lets us ask him questions while he is in said state.
January 10, 2015 8:44 p.m.
Hangovers really aren't so much a function of the amount you drink as a function of the quality of alcohol, and the amount of water you drink with it. I've killed an entire fifth of 71% Absinthe with 1 other person, and wasn't hungover at all the next morning. Best advice is to learn to chase everything you drink with water instead of soda or some sugary juice.
Nemesis says... #1
Well, we're not talking super powers or anything, but you can literally change anything that can be changed and no one will oppose you.
January 9, 2015 8:57 p.m.