Your mutation!!
The Blind Eternities forum
Posted on April 9, 2015, 6:49 p.m. by FAMOUSWATERMELON
Alright, so you have the choice to transform into any creature ever printed in MTG. Which one do you choose?
WAIT ONE SEC! To prevent everyone from choosing Nicol Bolas or Spaghettis, there are a few rules. NO LEGENDARY CREATURES, AND NO PLANESWALKERS. Alright, shoot away!
JexInfinite says... #3
April 9, 2015 6:56 p.m.
canterlotguardian says... #5
Uncle Istvan. this motherfucker knows how to survive in the wild. (also should be a legendary. wtf Wizards.)
April 9, 2015 6:57 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #6
JexInfinite NO LEGENDARIES! Also, why would you want to stay in exactly the same position all day with the Colonnade? Seem fairly boring...
April 9, 2015 6:58 p.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #8
Fuck I wanted to be Griselbrand though :'(
Ummm probably Utvara Hellkite. Shit dragons everywhere.
April 9, 2015 7:22 p.m.
KnightsBattlecry001 says... #9
A G/R creature. Likely a 10/10 or bigger with trample. Just go around smashing stuff or people who annoy me.
April 9, 2015 7:33 p.m.
JexInfinite says... #11
No legendaries is stupid. That's what all the cool creatures are.
April 9, 2015 7:47 p.m.
FAMOUSWATERMELON says... #12
JexInfinite That's the whole point. I mean, if it could be Legendaries, everyone would likely take Emrakul or Bolas or Grizzles. No fun in that.
April 9, 2015 7:51 p.m.
lemmingllama says... #16
It That Betrays... Although I'd more likely be Smart Ass
April 9, 2015 8:09 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #17
In order of preference
Why?
Vampire, flies, feed on blood to insta heal
Wolf mode to go berserk, probably shooting fire everywhere when i do. Can call upon wolves for backup
Adept at fire magic, can creature beings out of pure fire.
April 9, 2015 10:20 p.m.
miracleHat says... #18
I would be whatever demon is on the art of Promise of Power. Otherwise, I would be Marit Lage.
April 9, 2015 10:58 p.m.
KnightsBattlecry001 says... #19
canterlotguardian yes something like that. Although if I could keep a human body that would be great. Hell at that point I'd be Hulk.
April 9, 2015 11:19 p.m.
jandrobard says... #20
Draco. Why? Because it's a ROBOT DRAGON as well as being an enormous ground-smashing badass. Flying sounds fun, and I can probably convince someone to give me the mana or lands.
April 9, 2015 11:29 p.m.
Didgeridooda says... #23
Juzam Djinn Always wanted that card. Too bad the picture that it shows here is some crappy set, and not the original.
April 10, 2015 1:52 p.m.
I would be sliver such as Sliver Hivelord or Galerider Sliver
April 11, 2015 9:20 a.m.
I mean, sure I could be a Dualcaster Mage or a Snapcaster Mage, but what's the fun in still being human? Would it not be cool to be a Razorfin Hunter, Coiling Oracle, Gaea's Skyfolk, Vampiric Dragon or the like? Really odd creature types sound like my forte. The trouble really is narrowing it down for me, I suppose.
April 11, 2015 12:16 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #27
wait a minute... why not be a Vesuvan Shapeshifter?
April 11, 2015 12:37 p.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #28
I just realized what you meant by "spaghettis" in the original post
I'll show myself out now.
April 11, 2015 12:44 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #29
what? whatd he mean? HELP ME ThisIsBullshit!!!
April 11, 2015 12:49 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #34
well, when I see the word spegetti, I dont think of emrakul, so I'm sorry for being obcessed with eldrazi.
April 11, 2015 3:46 p.m.
JohnnyBaggins says... #36
Seeker of the Way - I don't know where my destiny lies, but I know it's not here.
I like to not think too much of myself. I like to think of myself as If you focus and work hard, you can achieve greater. I like to think of myself as a simple, down-to-earth being. I think Seeker of the Way fits that mold.
June 21, 2015 10:06 a.m.
nice, but the thread is oooold, what brought you there?
June 21, 2015 2:34 p.m.
JohnnyBaggins says... #38
I have no idea. Somehow was on my, uhm, dashboard?
Aefinn says... #2
I would most likely go with some angel creature.
Sublime Archangel
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Or maybe without the wings and go with a Fathom Mage.
April 9, 2015 6:56 p.m.