MTG Jokes!
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Posted on March 29, 2016, 4:35 p.m. by PistonGolem
Make up some MTG Jokes, and post them here!
Mine:I accidentally fell after running on my pile of Thought Scours, I didn't know somebody cantrip on them...
Why is John Avon a bad magic player?
He only draws lands!
(I know he has a few like anger, just saving you a disgruntled comment)
March 29, 2016 8:02 p.m.
What did the dragonlord say when his friend told him they went to turns?
O, ju tai?
What did the dragonlord say when she finished her soda?
Kola Ghan
March 29, 2016 8:39 p.m.
wasianpower says... #8
Who's the most foul planeswalker in the multiverse?
Duck Fayden.
What happened when Avacyn tried to turn the angels of Innistrad against the humans?
She was close, but no Sigarda.
What did the salt shaker play on turn 1?
A Wild NaCl.
March 29, 2016 9:44 p.m.
DarksteelBadger says... #10
cardboard-crack.com: I can't get the link to work, but it is easy to find. Check out this guy's MTG comics, they are hilarious.
June 2, 2016 9:16 a.m.
DarksteelBadger says... #11
Why is Fyndhorn Elder the best card in Magic?
Because when it taps it is GG!
TMBRLZ says... #2
Eldrazi
March 29, 2016 4:44 p.m.