TitansFTW's Card Spoofing Challenge
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Posted on May 26, 2013, 10:09 a.m. by megawurmple
I, TitansFTW, cordially invite you to take part in my MTG Card Spoofing Competition. You may each enter one spoof and there will be prizes for the top 3 so long as 6 or more people enter, so remember to advertise and tell all of your friends. If 12 or more people enter, I will give prizes to the top 5 entries. The prizes are as follows:
1st: Chosen player chooses up to 5 different decks. I will view, constructively criticise and +1 those decks.
2nd: Chosen player chooses up to 3 different decks. I will view, constructively criticise and +1 those decks.
3rd: Chosen player chooses 1 deck. I will view, constructively criticise and +1 that deck.
Decks you choose don't necessarily need to be your own. You can do your mate a favour if you want to. The spoof must be of a currently existing card.
The deadline for entries is 23:59 GMT on Sunday 2nd June.
In order to give you a bit of inspiration, I've come up with a couple of spoofs myself:
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Previous entrants from my last attempt are: Aerokid, Xindlepete, acbooster, KrosanTusker and KingSorin. They may enter the same spoof as last time or a new one.
Good luck to all who enter, and happy spoofing.
megawurmple says... #3
Darn! My spoof is ruined! Anyway, you should give the competition a go.
May 26, 2013 10:33 a.m.
pookypuppy6 says... #5
Just put together something real quick, nothing special.
May 26, 2013 10:45 a.m.
Xindlepete says... #6
Gonna give Bolas another shot. I'm pretty confident in this one. :)
May 26, 2013 2:05 p.m.
megawurmple says... #7
Loving the entries so far. Tell all of your friends; I might give out even more prizes if 20 or more people enter!
May 26, 2013 2:10 p.m.
TheOne4221 says... #8
I don't have Magic Set Editor, so if someone could editify this, that'd be great...
Thragtusk Because Thragtusk
4G
5/3
When ~ enters the battlefield, ruin your opponent's day.
When ~ leaves the battlefield, make your opponent's day even worse than when it entered the battlefield.
When ~ dies, your opponent may yell, "FINALLY ITS DEAD". If they do, return ~ to the battlefield tapped.
May 26, 2013 2:48 p.m.
Schuesseled says... #9
Also have don't have the editor.
Abrupt Decay Spoof.
Abrupt Annoyance, BG
Instant
Abrupt Annoyance can't be stopped, no way, no how.
Destroy anything played within the first three turns.
Laugh your arse off.
(flavour): I know you are but what am I?
May 26, 2013 3:15 p.m.
Xindlepete says... #10
This is for TheOne4221. Also added "Obnoxious" to the creature type, since I figured that fit with what you were going for. Hope you enjoy!
May 26, 2013 3:19 p.m.
Boros Reckoner, War Wizard
R/W, R/W, R/W
creature - Minotaur Wizard
R/W: Boros Reckoner, War Wizard gains Indestructible
W/U:Boros Reckoner, War Wizard gains lifelink
R/W: Boros Reckoner, War Wizard gains first strike, until end of turn
when ever Boros Reckoner, Master Mage is dealt damage, it deals double that amount of damage to target creature or player
3/3
"When you master the charms of Ravnica you will ascend to new heights my fellow Reckoners," The first Boros reckoner, Fred the half pint Minotaur - died because he forgot his Azorius Charm.
May 26, 2013 3:46 p.m.
My spoof:
Restoration Angel
3W
Flash
When ~ enters the battlefield, you gain 5 life and put a 3/3 green beast token onto the battlefield
"And you thought Thragtusk was bad!"
-Winning Standard Player
3/4
May 26, 2013 3:59 p.m.
megawurmple says... #14
@toysm1th: I mocked up your entry and it is way too wordy. I would suggest condensing it or making a new spoof entirely.
@Blakkhand: I like your entry and will have it on here as soon as my internet speed increases sufficiently for me to upload the card.
May 26, 2013 4:46 p.m.
Boris Recken you
R/W, R/W, R/W
creature - Minotaur Wizard
When ever Boris Recken you is dealt damage, it deals double that amount of damage to target creature or player
R/W, W/U: Boris Recken you, gains Indestructible, lifelink
R/W: Boris Recken you, gains first strike, until end of turn
No pain, No gain
3/3
give that a go, i can try cutting it down even more, or if need be just key word indestructible and lifelink - it is after all a spoof
May 26, 2013 5:10 p.m.
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">megawurmple says... #17
And now we have 6 entrants, so prizes will be given out. However, that's not an excuse to stop advertising this challenge to everyone you know! The more entrants we get, the more prizes are given out. The more, the merrier!
May 26, 2013 5:25 p.m.
TitansFTW i would say the art is more honest, and accurate than the original...
May 26, 2013 5:45 p.m.
pookypuppy6 says... #22
Why is my spoof version of Cancel a 2/2?? Ooh, didn't see that booby. Ignore that one guys.
May 26, 2013 9:08 p.m.
MTG_Player says... #23
Do-Everything-ling
~ is unblockable
1: Change ~ power and toughness to numbers of your choice
1: Give ~ Protection from your opponent
You know what blue needs? Broken creatures to go with Force of Will.- Wizards R&D
please format this in MSE thank you
May 26, 2013 10:05 p.m.
Xindlepete says... #24
@Schuesseled/ TheOne4221: No problem guys! I had a few extra minutes before I went to work today. Might as well make myself useful! :D
May 27, 2013 12:20 a.m.
MTG_Player says... #26
Awesome Xindlepete thanks a ton for the mock - up, it looks awesome.
May 27, 2013 1:18 a.m.
ChiefWannaHacka says... #27
Currently away from my desktop and MSE, but here goes:
Mayael the Chubby Chaser
3RGW, Tap: Look at the top five cards of your deck, choose the most obnoxious fatty in those five, then slam it down on the table and scream while your opponents flip tables because they can't stop it.
"Hey BIG fella, come join me at my table." - Mayael the Chubby Chaser
May 27, 2013 1:25 a.m.
pookypuppy6 says... #29
@kwinterstern: Are you kidding, that entry is hilarious!
May 27, 2013 1:10 p.m.
">ChiefWannaHacka says... #31
Thanks TitansFTW, I actually really want to print that out and play with it lol.
May 27, 2013 7:37 p.m.
megawurmple says... #32
No worries. Remember to tell all of your friends about this challenge; we only need a few more entrants to reach 12 and get more prizes. And if we reach 20 entrants, I'll grant bonus prizes.
May 28, 2013 9:52 a.m.
counterflux BBR
Counter that!
You can't counter this!
Overload 1BBR: Counter EVERYTHING!
I think I like this card . . . ~ KrazyCaley
May 28, 2013 11:15 a.m.
Based on a true story . . .
Bigor 3GGG
Trample. If Bigor would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, shuffle Bigor into your library. If a creature other than Bigor would be dealt damage, they get bigger instead.
"How did you kill me with a 25/25 Fertilid !?!" ~ My wife.
6/6
And yes, she attacked me with Malignus before she read the card I had just cast.
May 28, 2013 11:22 a.m.
OH crap. I just realized I should have lost that game because of Malignus other ability (damage dealt by ~ can't be prevented), Now I owe her an apology . . .
May 28, 2013 11:24 a.m.
Clone 3B
Target opponent sacrifices Geist of Saint Traft .
*"Now NOBODY gets the toy!" ~ A five-year-old.
0/0
May 28, 2013 11:28 a.m.
Phantasmal Combo 1B
Never pay Phantasmal Combo's casting cost.
If Phantasmal Combo is anywhere other than your library, it is a Sun Titan (unless it is Geist of Saint Traft ).
"It's free, because I'm worth it." ~ Solar Flare netdecker, circa 2012.
May 28, 2013 11:33 a.m.
megawurmple says... #39
@KrazyCaley: Nice one.
@Kravian: I appreciate your unbridled enthusiasm and am glad that I have inspired your inner spoofer (I don't think that's a word, but who cares?), but unfortunately you may only enter one spoof in this competition. You're going to have to pick one and discard the other 3.
May 28, 2013 4:07 p.m.
It's the Clone. Most relevant in the current meta and it makes me the happiest.
May 28, 2013 4:12 p.m.
megawurmple says... #41
Cool. I'll spoof that up for you once I get onto my laptop. The PC I'm on doesn't have MSE downloaded on it.
May 28, 2013 6:02 p.m.
nope still works until the rules switch mid June, so clone is all good for a few more days.
May 28, 2013 6:42 p.m.
megawurmple says... #46
Cheers Xindlepete, you're doing all my work for me.
I've still got 4 people who entered my previous challenge who haven't entered this one. They are: acbooster, KrosanTusker, KingSorin and Aerokid. Just thought I'd remind you.
May 29, 2013 5:14 a.m.
Umm... yeah, i've been thinking, and i think i like these two. (of Thoughtseize and Sphinx's Revelation )
Bought-these: B
Target opponent reveals their hand. You bloody hope they have a card that has cmc 3 or higher that's worth forcing them to discard. Then choose a card and they discard it. You lose 2 life and $70.
Wanker's Revelation XBBU
Activate only during your opponent's end step. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a Snapcaster Mage or wanker's revelation. Add all of those cards to your hand... and X more cards. You gain life equal to the amount of cards you just added to your hand.
May 29, 2013 5:50 a.m.
Xindlepete says... #48
I went with "Bought-these" because I felt it was the stronger of the two. Also, I really couldn't stop laughing! HAHA! :D For you, KingSorin:
May 29, 2013 6:54 a.m.
megawurmple says... #49
@KingSorin: That's got to be one of my favourites so far.
Human_Rogue_21 says... #2
You forgot Buishudo 3 on Akroma!
May 26, 2013 10:24 a.m.