Funny Stupid Dysfunctional Cards
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Posted on Aug. 27, 2015, 8:25 a.m. by Triforce-Finder
I've been playing around with keyword abilities lately, using them in the most stupid ways. Here's my latest masterpiece. Who can tell what is wrong with it?
How about you? Got any similarly dysfunctional ideas? What's the worst you can come up with?
I think thats the point... Altho, its not completely useless, it cant be blocked by colorless non-artifact creatures
August 27, 2015 8:33 a.m.
canterlotguardian says... #5
smackjack and I quote: "Who can tell what is wrong with it?" that's why I commented that. not because I was trying to be Captain Obvious.
August 27, 2015 9:18 a.m.
Triforce-Finder says... #6
That's how I interpreted canterlotguardian's post, as answer to the "riddle".
Ah, so close. Completely forgot about those Eldrazi, smackjack.
I like the Idea, AngryKitten. Maybe... Wait a minute...
August 27, 2015 9:40 a.m.
canterlotguardian says... #8
Hermione Granger? xD that's completely appropriate. Also nice send-up to Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore.
August 27, 2015 9:47 a.m.
Lordjorenby says... #9
Thanks!
I also made this one which is even less functional:
August 27, 2015 9:57 a.m.
How about..
Wall of air 
Creature - wall
Defender, Shroud
Wall of air cant block and is unblockable
0/4
August 27, 2015 10:06 a.m.
Triforce-Finder says... #11
August 27, 2015 10:12 a.m.
Lordjorenby says... #13
I find it amusing that Connor MacLeod is not legendary.
August 27, 2015 10:19 a.m.
canterlotguardian says... #15
Get A Life
Legendary Enchantment
All players have shroud.
: Target player gains 100 life.
August 27, 2015 10:31 a.m.
Triforce-Finder says... #16
@ Lordjorenby He's also a human and has no undying. At that point in time, he still has to find out about his immortal, legendary nature.
@ canterlotguardian Nice one, well done.
August 27, 2015 10:35 a.m.
asasinater13 says... #17
I think what's worse about the ganondorf is that you're paying WUBRG for a 3/3. there are no set of abilities that make that worthwhile.
August 27, 2015 10:36 a.m.
Tyrant-Thanatos says... #21
I've always wanted to see Wotc print a card with Undying and Unleash. It will never happen but I think it'd be fun.
August 27, 2015 11:40 a.m.
AngryKitten says... #22
Tyrant-Thanatos, you just made me remember the time I put a +1/+1 counter on one of my opponents units with unleash so it couldn't block and I swung lethal haha.
A legendary creature that creates copies of itself.
Something that can only be played via suspend and has sunburst/kicker.
I love that 1/1 with persist.
August 27, 2015 1:25 p.m.
Triforce-Finder says... #23
Props if you know the guy. Almost feeling bad about making him so useless. Almost.
August 27, 2015 6:15 p.m.
Tyrant-Thanatos says... #24
Pretty sure a creature with flashback would never even hit the battlefield, as Flashback exiles the card any time it would leave the stack.
August 27, 2015 7:11 p.m.
Triforce-Finder says... #25
That was the whole reason to put flashback on a creature. ;)
canterlotguardian says... #2
5-colors with Intimidate? That's useless. Literally everything can block it.
August 27, 2015 8:31 a.m.