Skyrim Meme Card
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Posted on Jan. 10, 2015, 11:25 p.m. by dbpunk
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Arrow to the Knee
Enchantment
As Arrow to the Knee comes into play, choose two target creature a single player controls. Those creatures can't attack. If one creature would die, it's controller sacrifices the other creature.
The fact that this exists makes me sad on a deep and disturbingly tangible level.
January 10, 2015 11:48 p.m.
TurboFagoot says... #4
I second that. These jokes were never funny, but years after the fact? Come on.
January 11, 2015 2:01 a.m.
Ok so the reasoning behind it actually involves what taking an arrow to the knee really means. They use it in skyrimb but it's actually an old expression for getting married. Honestly I thought up the card and the only other idea I had for a name was Ball and Chain.
January 11, 2015 3:23 a.m.
dbpunk that simply isn't true. When the joke was running people stated it was an old nordic saying but that was a hoax. For some reason people believed it without checking the facts and the hoax just get spreading.
Basically this is just an odd version of Pacifism.
January 19, 2015 8:37 a.m.
rob_shifflett says... #8
Yeah, Bethesda had no clue filler was going to turn into this.
treevore says... #2
1UU
FUS-RO-DAH
instant
return all attacking and or blocking creatures to there owners hand
January 10, 2015 11:43 p.m.