The Detachable Kid!!
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Posted on Aug. 16, 2021, 2:03 a.m. by TypicalTimmy
The Detachable Kid
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
When The Detachable Kid enters the battlefield, create two legendary colorless artifact - equipment tokens, one named Left Arm and one named Right Arm. They both have "equipped creature gets +1/+1" and "equip ". These tokens enter the battlefield attached to The Detachable Kid.
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So he's a 2/5 who becomes useless when you unattach his arms lmao
TypicalTimmy says... #4
I was thinking about how the movie doesn't say he dies, but rather is in critical condition. How hilarious would it be to see a Rocky-style montage of him in recovery doing things such as trying to fit his arms through those block holes on a children's playground (which would be especially fucked and hilarious if kids were there when his arms pop off so they can freak out), doing pullups... like his arms just curling themselves, and, to me the funniest, having each arm hovering above a running treadmill as he struggles to "keep pace" despite the fact the arms LITERALLY would have no traction and thus the treadmill be completely worthless lmfao
Only to die to a headshot the moment he steps onto the field hahaha
August 16, 2021 3:03 p.m. Edited.
TypicalTimmy says... #5
Directly take from Rocky and have him limply punching raw meat in a butchers freezer haha
James Gunn, I'm available if you're reading this
August 16, 2021 3:08 p.m.
FormOverFunction says... #6
Sorry - if I had known that this was from a movie I would have kept my comments to myself ;p
August 16, 2021 8:31 p.m.
TypicalTimmy says... #7
Amanda Waller: Alright, TDK, we have outfitted you with the best training we can buy. You've spent over a year in recovery. Now, go save the world.
TDK: hypes himself up. Stretches. Cracks his neck. Rolls his shoulders. Cracks his knuckles
TDK: LET'S DO THI-- shot in head by a sniper
Amanda Waller: Ninety million...
August 16, 2021 9:14 p.m. Edited.
Wendithewendigo says... #8
Think about the other creatures when you equip the arms to them, they're just beating somebody with a limp arm
IlLupo643 says... #2
T.D.K.! I'd play it lol
August 16, 2021 1:33 p.m.