The Detachable Kid!!

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Posted on Aug. 16, 2021, 2:03 a.m. by TypicalTimmy

The Detachable Kid

Legendary Creature - Human Soldier

When The Detachable Kid enters the battlefield, create two legendary colorless artifact - equipment tokens, one named Left Arm and one named Right Arm. They both have "equipped creature gets +1/+1" and "equip ". These tokens enter the battlefield attached to The Detachable Kid.

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So he's a 2/5 who becomes useless when you unattach his arms lmao

IlLupo643 says... #2

T.D.K.! I'd play it lol

August 16, 2021 1:33 p.m.

Talk about “arming” your creatures...

August 16, 2021 2:28 p.m.

TypicalTimmy says... #4

I was thinking about how the movie doesn't say he dies, but rather is in critical condition. How hilarious would it be to see a Rocky-style montage of him in recovery doing things such as trying to fit his arms through those block holes on a children's playground (which would be especially fucked and hilarious if kids were there when his arms pop off so they can freak out), doing pullups... like his arms just curling themselves, and, to me the funniest, having each arm hovering above a running treadmill as he struggles to "keep pace" despite the fact the arms LITERALLY would have no traction and thus the treadmill be completely worthless lmfao

Only to die to a headshot the moment he steps onto the field hahaha

August 16, 2021 3:03 p.m. Edited.

TypicalTimmy says... #5

Directly take from Rocky and have him limply punching raw meat in a butchers freezer haha

James Gunn, I'm available if you're reading this

August 16, 2021 3:08 p.m.

Sorry - if I had known that this was from a movie I would have kept my comments to myself ;p

August 16, 2021 8:31 p.m.

TypicalTimmy says... #7

Amanda Waller: Alright, TDK, we have outfitted you with the best training we can buy. You've spent over a year in recovery. Now, go save the world.

TDK: hypes himself up. Stretches. Cracks his neck. Rolls his shoulders. Cracks his knuckles

TDK: LET'S DO THI-- shot in head by a sniper

Amanda Waller: Ninety million...

August 16, 2021 9:14 p.m. Edited.

Think about the other creatures when you equip the arms to them, they're just beating somebody with a limp arm

August 17, 2021 11:24 a.m.

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