The Spaghetti Monster

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Posted on July 6, 2016, 1:36 p.m. by pizzagod13

The Spaghetti Monster

20/20

Creature: Spaghetti Monster

Cost: 0

Flying, Trample, Haste, Hexproof

Tap: Destroy The Spaghetti Monster and make its owner Spaghetti. Any player can use this ability.

"Not Spaghetti? Then die!" - Jace when hungry

this is stupid. I know its a joke card but this suffers from almost everything on the bingo sheet of crappy cardsmith cards.

keyword soup, 20/20, 0 cost, an ability that is worded such that it fucks with the rules...

I might be being harsh, but still.

http://whymtgcardsmith.tumblr.com/archive

http://whymtgcardsmith.tumblr.com/post/136008108980/im-so-glad-that-the-ability-comes-with-life

July 6, 2016 1:41 p.m. Edited.

pizzagod13 says... #3

It's obviously a joke card by name alone so if you dont like it then don't click it. Also it has to be 20/20 so they have to make you Spaghetti or they die.

July 6, 2016 1:51 p.m.

but who would do that? they would have to do that literally every turn. no one would do it. its just a "move to next game" card.

as for not clicking it, I love custom cards, just as long as they're playable. afterall, its what the forum is for. funny cards are great, and when they're playable its even better, so this is the equivalent of the storm crow joke.

July 6, 2016 1:55 p.m. Edited.

pizzagod13 says... #5

I made a second version you happy?

July 6, 2016 2 p.m.

yes.

yes i am.

July 6, 2016 2:04 p.m.

iBleedPunk says... #7

DERPLINGSUPREME why so harsh bro? It's a spoof card, chill out.

July 6, 2016 5:59 p.m.

the storm crow joke was also silly, but its been overused and it's just tiring now. I've seen lots of this kind of stuff and now it just enrages me with how freaking dumb it is.

now, the second version is fine, since it actually deals with the monster, but the first version is just ridiculous.

July 6, 2016 9:04 p.m. Edited.

kengiczar says... #9

DERPLINGSUPREME - All you have to do is draw them a picture of spaghetti.

Step 1: Get over yourself and find a piece of paper or a card you don't want.

Step 2: Stop being so self centered and draw some squiggles.

Step 3: Give them the spaghetti drawing and win the game.

July 7, 2016 3:45 a.m.

In what way am I being self centered? When I look at a card all I can see is its purpose and success in its purpose as a card. If the intent is to get them to make spaghetti, then having it not even die if they do is pointless. they'd just scoop and move to the next game. If it killed it, on the other hand, it would give them a reason not to just scoop and actually make you something.

if anything I'm being a jerk who won't take a joke, not self centered.

July 7, 2016 6:09 p.m.

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