Un-official
Custom Cards forum
Posted on July 7, 2016, 8:22 p.m. by Mythicshade
I am trying to get together a custom unset to have some fun with friends. I worked on a few cards so far.
Rules for entry: 1) The un-card can be a parody of another card or something completely diffrent. 2) Make the cards as fun, weird, or interesting as you like.
KillDatBUG says... #4
So what, the Corn tokens are creature tokens? How does that work? It's freaking corn... A plant. Unless these are supposed to be anthropomorphic corn monsters? I'm confused already...
July 8, 2016 5:56 a.m.
MagicalHacker says... #5
Coerced Truce 
Enchantment
Players cannot attack a player that didn't attack them during their last combat step if ~ wasn't on the battlefield.
Why are you attacking me? I didn't attack you last turn!
Shattered Smartphone 
Artifact
If you have a shattered smartphone, you may reveal it to cast this card without paying its mana cost.
: Name a creature. Pretend to make a call calling that creature. If the creature picks up, have a short conversation asking it to come over and chill. If they accept, search your library for a creature with that name, put it onto the battlefield, shuffle your library, and sacrifice ~.
Shower Time 
Instant
As an additional cost to cast ~, reveal what type of shampoo you use in the shower.
If you took a shower within the last 24 hours, untap target creature, target land, and target artifact.
July 8, 2016 7:02 a.m.
pocket change 1WG
artifact creature ooze
pocket change enters the battle field with all coins in your pockets.T; target opponent puts coin on pocket change, if they cannot instead put three +1/+1 counters on it.pocket change's power and toughness are equal to the number of coins on pocket change.
0/0
crazy jank BR
enchanment
whenever a player has to read the rules text of a card the ownner of that card draws a card and looses one life.
July 8, 2016 7:42 a.m.
Mythicshade says... #7
Kill, the corn tokens are both a parody of plant tokens and CORN liberated... Because somebody replaced Karns head with a corn cob
July 8, 2016 4:48 p.m.
Billy-bob-joe 
Legendary Creature - CornHaste, Trample, at the beginning of the end step sacrifice Billy-bob-joe34/1
July 9, 2016 8:07 p.m.
Thanksgiving
Enchanment
at the beginning of your upkeep put a harvest counter on Thanksgiving then put x amount of 0/1 corn tokens onto the battlefield for each harvest counter on Thanksgiving.
Sacrifice amy number of corn tokens and put a X/X turkey creature token onto the battlefield where X was the number corn tokens sacrificed this way.
Sacrifice any number of X/X turkey tokens and put an X/X human token with Cornwalk onto the battlefield field where X is the total power of the turkeys sacrificed this way.
July 11, 2016 1:32 p.m.
Corn spawning
Sorcery
put 7 0/1 green corn tokens onto the battlefield
Corn Titan
Creature - Giant
when corn titan enters the battlefield or attacks, put 3 0/1 green corn tokens onto the battlefield
Strength in corn 
InstantYou gain 2 life for each corn you control
July 11, 2016 8:23 p.m.
Cornfield
Legenday Land
All lands you control have tap: Put a 0/1 corn token onto the battlefield
All corn creatures you control have tap "sacrifice this creature gain 1 life"
July 11, 2016 9:13 p.m.
Mythicshade says... #13
Zakass actually had an idea similar to one I was about to do. It had just the sacrifice thing.
July 12, 2016 2:14 a.m.
Mythicshade says... #14
Btw love the flow of corn-based cards. The original idea was to make an unset entirely about food.
July 12, 2016 2:15 a.m.
Bob, master of corn 
Legendary Creature - Corn Eldrazi
Haste, trample, flying, indestructible, death touch, hexproof, fear, menace.
567/567
July 12, 2016 11:03 a.m.
Corn Hydra
Creature - Corn Hydra
Trample, affinity for corn
6.5/6.5
July 12, 2016 11:06 a.m.
Maize of Ith
Land
Tap: Untap target attacking creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn. it's controller puts 2 0/1 corn tokens onto the battlefield
July 14, 2016 3:30 a.m.
Children of the Corn
3/2
First Strike
Legendary Creature- Human
When Children of the Corn enters the battlefield or attacks put x 0/1 corn tokens onto the battlefield where x is the number of corn creatures you control.
Attacking Corn creatures you control get +2+1
Blocking Corn creatures you control get +1+2
July 14, 2016 11:26 p.m.
Mythicshade says... #19
I came up with a backstory for this set. Unsichtbar attacks a currently unnamed plane, causing everything to become chaotic.
You can shorten what we have so far to... "SENTIENT CORN FIGHTING ELDRAZI'S?!?"
July 15, 2016 4:14 p.m.
Mythicshade says... #20
Generic Eldrazi Minion
Creature- Eldrazi
[2]
2/2
"The closest thing to normal we have seen since everything went awry."
July 15, 2016 5:07 p.m.
pizzagod13 says... #21
All is Corn 3GGGG
Sorcery - Corn
Exile all non-corn permanents than each player puts x 0/1 corn creatures into play where x is the total number of permanents exiled this way.
"The rise of the corn isn't necessarily a bad thing, if you like being corn" -Corn, Harvested
July 17, 2016 8:53 p.m.
pizzagod13 says... #22
Anti-Corn Gun BBBBBBB
Artifact
Tap- Destroy all corn in play. Then each player loses x life for each corn destroyed this way.
"You're lack of non-corn cards is disturbing." -Some guy from space who probably isn't important
July 17, 2016 8:57 p.m.
pizzagod13 says... #23
Cornrazi 2G
Legendary Creature- Cornrazi
0/1 Trample
Sacrifice a corn, Cornrazi gets +1/+1.
If you have sacrificed 5 Corn in one turn transform Cornrazi.
Cornzilla, The End Of Corn
Legendary Creature- Cornrazi
5/6
All Corn creature you control are Cornrazi instead.
Whenever a corn your opponent controls leaves play put a 0/1 corn into play under your control.
Other Cornrazi creatures you control get +2/+1
July 17, 2016 9:06 p.m.
pizzagod13 says... #24
I'm bored tonight so I'm gonna post a bunch more ideas so here goes
Candy Corn BG
Creature-Corn?
0/1
Tap- Tear up Candy Corn, target player gets you a bag of candy corn. (you pay for it)
Candy Corn is made from real corn right?
July 18, 2016 1:04 a.m.
Mythicshade says... #25
Tainted Corn
Creature- Phyrexian Corn
When Tainted Corn enters the battlefield each player loses 2 life.
1/2
July 22, 2016 12:19 a.m.
Freddy, Perfected
Legendary creature - Corn Praetor
Other creatures you control are corn. Creatures opponents control can't be corn.
0/0.00001
July 22, 2016 10:52 a.m.
Corn Volley 
Enchantment
When Corn Volley enters the battlefield, put 7.2419 yellowish corn tokens onto the battlefield.
Sacrifice a corn:Corn volley deals 1.2 damage to target creature or player.
July 22, 2016 10:55 a.m.
the crazy jank idea is stupid ... an opponent can read its rule text 20+ times, killing you with either damage or mill
July 25, 2016 7:39 a.m.
Mythicshade says... #29
I am not adding every card that is posted here for reasons like that. Glad you and I think the same way.
July 25, 2016 4:16 p.m.
Mythicshade says... #31
Yeah Corn Volley needs a bit of work in my opinion.
August 1, 2016 10:12 p.m.
its only 8.69028... although its two mana. Maybe bump it up to like
Mythicshade says... #2
Snow mana represents waste mana. I dont have it on MSE.
July 7, 2016 8:24 p.m.