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Posted on April 1, 2015, 7:24 p.m. by Leafbladefighter
So my friends and I are doing a format we call: Crazy Power. Each person designs any number of Vintage level power cards, and we play with Vintage rules plus those cards. Some are restricted, some are not, and some are too powerful. This time, I would like the Internet to come up with the extra hyper-powered cards. Feel free to post any number, and any power level.
Leafbladefighter says... #3
Well, the middle block doesn't even matter. What about:
Not April Fool's 0
As an additional cost to cast ~, discard seven cards and sacrifice seven permanents.
You win the game.
April 1, 2015 7:35 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #5
Broken but not "You unconditionally win the game."
April 1, 2015 7:49 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #6
sorry to say this, but on monday I knocked everyone out and waited a day. APRIL FOOLS! or.. not, I guess. I also replaced the water with sulphuric acid.
April 1, 2015 7:50 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #7
Happy April Fool's Day? This thread wasn't supposed to be a joke tho...
April 1, 2015 7:54 p.m.
GlistenerAgent says... #8
Teferi, Omniscientist 8UU
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
You may cast spells whenever you could cast an instant.
Spells you control cost 
to cast.
7/7
Nice Oath of Druids.
April 1, 2015 7:57 p.m.
Urza, Origin Walker
2
Legendary Creature- Human Artificer
When Urza, Origin Walker enters the battlefield, search your library for an artifact and put it into play. You lose life equal to it's converted mana cost.
Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you may search your library for an artifact card and put it into play. Then you lose life equal to twice it's converted mana cost.
2/3
April 1, 2015 9:50 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #12
Tezzeret the Seeker is almost always better in vintage when ur trying to assemble the Vault/Key combo.
April 1, 2015 9:53 p.m.
Leafbladefighter says... #13
We know have 2 1/2 cards designed. C'mon, we can do more than that!
April 1, 2015 10:20 p.m.
aeonstoremyliver says... #14
Aeons Tore My Liver (21)
Legendary Creature- Eldrazi Beer God
Instead of paying Aeons Tore My Liver's casting cost, you may have an opponent get you a beer.
Hexproof, Flying, Trample, Indestructible, Deathtouch, Lifelink.
Annihilited 10 (when this creature attacks, all opponents sacrifice 10 permanents and get you a beer)
Aeons Tore My Liver cannot be countered. When you cast Aeons Tore My Liver, take two extra turns after this one, watch your opponents squirm in anguish as you drink your beer.
21/21
April 1, 2015 11:16 p.m.
Leafbladefighter: this wasn't meant for key/vault. This can either be a five mana Blightsteel Colossus in Workshop, the absolute nuts in Bomberman, or just a way to thin out for moxen/lotus/Sol Ring.
April 1, 2015 11:16 p.m.
zephramtripp says... #16
Elusive Elf 
Creature - Elf
Protection from spells and permanents with CMC greater than 1
If Elusive Elf would die, instead exile it and return to the battlefield under its owner's control
2/2
-Fulcrum says... #2
April Fool's -
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast April Fool's, discard your hand and sacrifice all permanents you control.
You win the game.
Fair? What format do you think we're playing?!
April 1, 2015 7:30 p.m.