Stupidest Deck Ever
Deck Help forum
Posted on Feb. 4, 2014, 12:51 a.m. by Dalektable
There are certain cards that are simply unplayable. Seriously, you see them and you just go "Really? Why was this even printed?" Example, Hellkite Tyrant . However, the card i based this deck around is much worse than that. Oh yes, although it seems terrible if you don't look at this card and something inside you doesnt want to make it work then you're wrong. This deck will only work 1/15 times, but when it does, it's awesome. I present to you my deck, Bant Control, whose primary win con is... Biovisionary . Yes.
Wait...THAT is your win con?! Playtest
Standard
SCORE: 2 | 4 COMMENTS | 186 VIEWSBask in the glory, i know. There is no well in hell i'll ever actually own this deck, or that it can be remotely competitive but i'll be damned if it isnt hilarious to play. At first it seems like you are playing normal control until BAM! You drop a Biovisionary and it's beautiful. All suggestions are welcome and price is not a problem as i am trying to make this as fun as possible and don't hope to ever actually own this. I encourage testing this on any sites like cockatrice you use just because some of the reactions you'll get are great!
Dalektable says... #3
Difference is with Clone it's any creature so if needed i could copy a Stormbreath Dragon etc
February 4, 2014 1:19 a.m.
ahh true fair enough. i was thinkin just do the full set of it, but thats a good point.
February 4, 2014 1:20 a.m.
vampirelazarus says... #5
Hellkite Tyrant is playable. Just not in standard. Against an esper artifacts build for commander, he's great, if you can protect (which is easy)
February 4, 2014 1:37 a.m.
Dalektable says... #6
vampirelazarus The thing is he requires a very specific deck to be playing against to work. In EDH where you know what your playgroup plays that could work, but beyond that.
February 4, 2014 1:41 a.m.
This description is stupid. All cards have a format where they're at least playable. Hellkite Tyrant can win games of EDH.
February 4, 2014 6:22 a.m.
Dalektable says... #8
ChiefBell Again, he warrants a specific type of deck to be playing against to work. Would he work against my own EDH deck? No. Anyways though thanks for the constructive comment.
February 4, 2014 7:12 a.m.
Uh no....... you're allowed to be playing the artifact deck. You can build a deck around him.
February 4, 2014 7:26 a.m.
Dalektable says... #10
ChiefBell You know what i'm just going to nod and agree okay? Cool.
February 4, 2014 7:33 a.m.
vampirelazarus says... #11
Well, you could also use him in EDH to steal mana rocks.
He doesn't have to be a win con.
February 4, 2014 6:53 p.m.
I just think that everything has a place, at the very least.
February 4, 2014 7:19 p.m.
Even Trait Doctoring found a place in Izzet Heroic decks using Nivmagus Elemental .
February 4, 2014 7:23 p.m.
Angelic Accord ... that's mine.
Great limited card, but just not Constructed worthy...
Or is it?
Gift of the Accord Playtest
Standard*
SCORE: 2 | 0 COMMENTS | 92 VIEWSFun synergy deck.. not overly powerful, but if it get's going it's hard to stop.
February 4, 2014 7:47 p.m.
guerillarage says... #15
I agree with ChiefBell that Hellkite Tyrant can win you EDH games. Especially if you slap a Mycosynth Lattice down. As far as Biovisionary is concerned it'll never be a top deck but it's at least fun and casual and far from the stupidest wincon.
February 4, 2014 8:38 p.m.
the3rdH0kage says... #16
My Bant Visionary deck was fun to play. I still plan on taking it too an FNM.
February 4, 2014 8:52 p.m.
the3rdH0kage says... #17
crap wrong deck, should have a hyphon in between Bant and Visionary.
maxon says... #2
At this point, I would replace Clone with Fated Infatuation
February 4, 2014 1:16 a.m.