Xantcha demands SHAME for having Nil, but Hatebear Decks for her. (Xantcha "Politics Matters" Help.)

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Posted on Aug. 1, 2019, 2:32 p.m. by BMHKain


Nightmare Fuel Level Advocate of 2020: Xantcha

Commander / EDH* BMHKain

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This deck seems more closer to Hatebear than actual Politics. This deck is meant to be Politically Friendly (Not Government wise, obviously.) on the Table. So far though; I only have stuff that's mostly Hatebear. I'd like the following:

  1. I'd like some options for Xantcha, Sleeper Agent that fit the Politics theme element.

  2. Over 60% Casual. If you don't want this to be fixed, it means you blatantly state the meter is completely pointless even if it CAN be improved.

  3. If you suggest a Xantcha, Sleeper Agent deck; I IMPLORE YOU TO MAKE IT POLITICALLY FRIENDLY; NOT HATEBEAR GENOCIDAL FESTA! (I added all caps for a reason; if you don't think this is allowed; I want you & only you to scale from 1 to 1000 how much of a Baka Yarou-sama you actually are in truth. Guess wrong; Xantchas kills all your timelines & possibilities just by killing yours in this timeline. Succeed, well, you just live on...)

But, please, I just wanted a Xantcha deck w/ Politics Matter elements. Anyone got any? I haven't seen a single one; & I DON'T Wish to be the first, or make this Hatebear Centric; that's Mogis' job!

Also, I was kidding about the Baka Yarou-sama thing, you guys aren't "Stupid B------s"; you kick more ass than I'll ever will; though I probably am a Baka Yarou-sama myself... Apologies...

I'll mention more soon enough. Stay tuned, & good luck to all.

BMHKain says... #2

I'M CONFISCATING HATRED TOWARDS G1 STARSCREAM & SUBSTITUTE HIM WITH BUMBLE; WHILE BUMPING HIS FENDERBEMDER.

(Yes. THAT, was supposed to be a BUMP; & I dun like it either.)

I really wish you guys had ideas by now. Maybe I can suggest this?:

  1. Link actual Politics Matter Decks running Xantcha, Sleeper Agent , & NOT solely Hatebearing.

  2. QUESTION! As I'm planning to sell crap soon, I'm trying to form a lot of crap (DISCLAIMER; Foils are included, & 1 Masterpiece Series Card that's useless to me now.) as such; but considering this is a BCW 800 card right out of the box, Can anyone help? I'm already hyped as F--- for CMDR 2019. That, & I dunno how to formulate the deck box case thing in physical form to do so.

(& yes, that WAS System of a Down.)

I'll talk later.

August 2, 2019 5:44 p.m.

BMHKain says... #3

XANTCHA AGREES THIS DEMANDS A BUMP TO STAY ALIVE

I really am not kidding when I say I don't want adds/cuts on this deck this time. I actually wanted some inspiration from even Rakdos/Kolaghan decks w/ Politics Matter elements; it doesn't have to be Xantcha, Sleeper Agent anymore, so help me Mogis that somebody has deck suggestions I might find ideas for...

I feel alone on this Bloodsoaked genocide between me, & like, a Numberless amount of Tyranids; which probably inspired Slivers (Not Slivers; Slivs. They never gave us one in the form of a Hexproof user; but did MH1 have a changeling for that?); but consumed a whole planet in 100 days; a Mixture of both Eldrazi & Old-School era Slivs before either were brought to Fruition?

The only way to win, is you. I'm just having crazy scenarios intentionally unwinnable, in my head. Damn, trying to stop the referencing may actually be the hardest part. I'll be waiting though...

August 3, 2019 12:31 p.m.

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