Nicknames for Amonkhet Cards?

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Posted on April 21, 2017, 7:06 p.m. by clayperce

I enjoy using goofy names when I cast spells (especially at casual-leaning events like Pre-release).

Anyone got any good ones for Amonkhet yet?

clayperce says... #2

I'll kick this off with ...

April 21, 2017 7:08 p.m. Edited.

Epochalyptik says... #3

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April 21, 2017 7:34 p.m.

Redace878 says... #4

You've probably heard this one, but all the dual-colored cycle lands are bicycles (For example Irrigated Farmland).

April 21, 2017 9:38 p.m.

DaftVader says... #5

Sandwurm Convergence = Form of the Sandwurm

Bone Picker = Delver of Corpses

April 22, 2017 7:28 a.m.

Argy says... #6

I will tell you that every time I used Nissa's second ability I informed my Opponent, "I will be playing the Nissa lottery again".

I called all the Cartouches douches.

The Douche of Zeal, etc.

Coz I'm five.

Neheb, the Worthy is Lord of the Minotaurs. Not very imaginative.

April 22, 2017 11:17 a.m. Edited.

Argy says... #7

Gideon is man meat, but he's always that.

Magma Spray is spray and pray. Or, if you're not religious, pay to spray.

April 22, 2017 11:28 a.m.

Zaueski says... #8

Pyramid of the Pantheon is Slow Lotus and mostly because I can't read properly apparently, I ended up calling Shimmerscale Drake Shimmershake, I found my screw up so funny that I kept calling it that

April 22, 2017 11:34 a.m.

clayperce says... #9

Everyone,
Oh, those are great! Keep 'em coming!

Epochalyptik,
Sorry about that. I know better, too!

Argeaux,
I went with "Car-Touch" for the Cartouches. Because I'm also 5, and love giving opponents the Intentional Mispronounciation Test (last night, 3 snickered and 1 tilted). Which also explains why I really want to see Eugene back in the storyline again ...

April 22, 2017 11:47 a.m.

clayperce says... #10

Almost forgot: An opponent played Compulsory Rest last night as United Customer Service. LMAO.

April 22, 2017 12:09 p.m.

Argy says... #11

For mispronunciation, if my Opponent is shitting me, I say Viligance.

April 22, 2017 12:10 p.m.

ObeseBanana says... #12

I played against someone who called the cartouches "skadooshs"

April 22, 2017 10:45 p.m.

Friend and I called exemplar of strength. Lando and Billy Dee all night. Somengot it some did not

April 23, 2017 9:03 a.m.

Argy says... #14

Lando Calrissian

It's actually a good likeness.

Well done.

April 23, 2017 9:38 a.m. Edited.

Redace878 says... #15

Similarly, my opponent called Doomed Dissenter Obama.

April 23, 2017 5:25 p.m.

Argy says... #16

April 23, 2017 6:49 p.m.

Argy says... #17

Hazoret the Pervert

April 23, 2017 7 p.m.

Homura_Akemi says... #18

Mighty Leap= Sail!

April 23, 2017 7:29 p.m.

Argy says... #19

I actually call Mighty Leap Assassin's Creed.

April 23, 2017 10:19 p.m.

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