RAVNICA ALLEGIANCE: Art and Flavor Text

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Posted on Jan. 11, 2019, 7:38 p.m. by Suns_Champion

RAVNICA ALLEGIANCE has been fully spoiled, so as I have been doing for the last couple of sets, here are my picks for the best art and flavor texts from the newest set!

https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/card-image-gallery/ravnica-allegiance-2018-12-17?fu

(Normally I would do this after release, but I will be quite busy at that time so I am doing it now)

I will let the art and flavor text speak for itself. And no, Seb McKinnon is not paying me to do this!

My favorite art:

My favorite flavor texts:

"Entertain me." - Rakdos, the Showstopper

"Ever wonder why you never see an old Rakdos cultist?" - Rakdos Firewheeler

"In your misguided attempt to subvert the law, you have eloquently explained why the law must exist." - Absorb

"There's nothing quite like the feeling of paying off a large debt" - Final Payment

"Vraska sees the grandeur in death but misses the hilarity" - Judith - Get to the Point

"The best construction makes the most satisfying destruction" - Domri Rade - Wrecking Beast

"Basically, we turn a bunch of little lightnings into one big lightning." - Electrodominance

"If you can see your breath, It's too late to run." - Chillbringer

""I am sewer-king!" said Rat. "I am quick and cunning and I know every tunnel."

"No, I am King!" said Zombie. "I am cold and deadly and no rot can harm me."

Then Croc came and ate them both." - Catacomb Crocodile

"Have you seen your face? Trust me, this will be an improvement." - Scourchmark

"Don't waste time aiming, you lazy gob-slug! Fire!" - Krenko, mob boss - Spear Spewer

"Life is a show, and death, It's final performance" - Blood Crypt

What's your favorite art and flavor text? Some that I liked? Some that I missed? Comment below!

landofMordor says... #2

I agree — Seb killed it for this set. I also think Volkan Baga really had a strong showing this set.

Catacomb Crocodile was my favorite Vorthos card overall between Hamm’s art and the flavor text.

Thanks for the fun review!

January 11, 2019 11:02 p.m.

clayperce says... #3

I'm 100% behind Catacomb Crocodile as best flavor text of the set.

Especially if we think of Rat and Zombie as the Guilds, and Croc as Bolas ...

January 12, 2019 10:31 a.m.

legendofa says... #4

I imagined the Catacomb Crocodile flavor text as part of a Rakdos puppet show by the Cult Guildmage . With the part of Zombie being played by a real zombie, of course.

January 12, 2019 11:27 p.m.

Warlock1258 says... #5

Everything Lazav says is gold

January 12, 2019 11:47 p.m.

Gleeock says... #6

Fantastic bit of flavor text on these: Concordia Pegasus , Haazda Officer

January 13, 2019 10:18 p.m.

Gleeock says... #7

Oh bummer! The text on spoiler for Pegasus was ACTUALLY: - "What makes a frog lizard any worse than a bird horse? Prejudice against the Simic, that's what. It's unfair!" -Thados Arquef, Guardian Project biomancer

January 14, 2019 10:41 a.m.

legendofa says... #8

January 14, 2019 10:56 a.m.

Gleeock says... #9

There it is!

January 14, 2019 noon

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