Strip Magic?!

The Kitchen Table forum

Posted on July 18, 2015, 12:26 p.m. by PlusCoke42

There should be a game called "Strip Magic". Remove a piece of clothing per every 2-4 lives lost, and wear clothes per every 2-4 lives gained. It'll be like Strip Poker, except there might be a chance to get your clothes back, and all you guys can gang up against one unlucky player. ;)

weisemanjohn says... #2

one major problem, generally you would want someone whom you would like to see stripped as a "target" in order for this to work...

July 18, 2015 12:28 p.m.

Hjaltrohir says... #3

After losing around 10 life though, you wouldn't have any more clothes to take off...

July 18, 2015 12:34 p.m. Edited.

Epochalyptik says... #4

Think about what the stereotypical Magic player looks like.

Now look at what you've written.

Now reevaluate your decisions.

July 18, 2015 12:59 p.m.

addaff says... #5

The chances of having a man:women ratio less than 5:1 is something that makes this not even worth thinking about. Get the ratios to 1:2+ then "strip magic" would be worth it

July 18, 2015 1 p.m.

PlusCoke42 says... #6

It's all in how you persude, boys. Just being a nice girl over, teach her the game and there! You've got your playmate :)

July 18, 2015 1:07 p.m.

addaff says... #7

Well in that case it all depends on what style your playing. Aggro can be whenever you do damage to someone they take a piece of clothing off. Control counters a spell they put a piece of clothing back on. This can go until someone wins or until all articles of clothing are removed, your choice.

Then if you want you can get more in depth, but that would be the basics.

July 18, 2015 1:14 p.m. Edited.

PlusCoke42 says... #8

I think if a spell is countered, then nothin should happen? All rules are like normal, difference is that a piece of clothing would get removed per 2-4 life lost. I think the 2-4 depends on the situation.

July 18, 2015 1:28 p.m.

Lame_Duck says... #9

Not at the kitchen table! We eat there!

July 18, 2015 1:43 p.m.

NoPantsParade says... #10

This is silly.

July 18, 2015 3:30 p.m.

I'm 6'1, 155 pounds, and reasonably fit. I'm also an anomaly at the lgs where the average height is a couple inches shorter and the average weight 20-30 pounds higher, but even then I go to an LGS where people tend to be much healthier and much better groomed than the average lgs. Even in this environment, full of average people who are overweight but by no means obese, I would rather stop playing magic than see one of them shirtless.

Also really doesn't help that the really heavy guy runs suicide black...

July 18, 2015 7:24 p.m.

sonnet666 says... #12

I was thinking about doing something similar to this but as a drinking game. Still not sure how I'd go about it though...

July 18, 2015 11:43 p.m.

addaff says... #13

Drinks: take damage or infect, your spell gets countered, board wipe everybody drinks, 2 for 1 someone you pass out 2 drinks, and when you lose you finish your drink. My buddies and I also do loser shots. Which is usually something like southern comfort pepper or cherry.

Add on rules - bring back mana burn as a drink per mana.

If you think drinking for damage ain't shit, get at least 3 people that play a ping deck together in a room.

July 19, 2015 12:29 a.m. Edited.

sonnet666 says... #14

addaff you see, I don't want everybody to be too drunk to play by the end of the first game (commander btw).

July 19, 2015 12:38 a.m.

addaff says... #15

Beer or mixed drinks? Either way, most people should know how to pace themselves. If not, then you get some blackmail photos for trade leverage ;)

July 19, 2015 12:41 a.m.

sonnet666 says... #16

I was thinking shots, but I have some friends that I know are going to go with mixes.

July 19, 2015 12:42 a.m.

addaff says... #17

Then they would be sipping on some mixed drinks. Maybe loser take two drinks instead of finishing? All depends on how they nurse their drinks ;) SoCo Pepper is a perfect shots for those that lose. That shit is rough

July 19, 2015 12:44 a.m. Edited.

sonnet666 says... #18

I was thinking whenever you cast your commander you get to pour someone a drink of your choice, and whenever your commander gets removed from the battlefield or you lose you have to drink all drinks poured for you.

Also I don't want people to bitch out and never cast their commander, so if you lose without ever casting your commander each player left in the game gets to pour you a drink.

July 19, 2015 12:49 a.m.

addaff says... #19

People will bitch out. Make them comfortable by having their own drinks.

So you can do a drink every time your commander gets put back in the command zone or you take a drink for every time you casted your commander when it gets returned back to the command zone.

July 19, 2015 1:23 a.m.

Lol @ gaining infinite life in this format... =D

July 19, 2015 3:01 p.m.

shinobigarth says... #21

bad idea is bad.

just play Shot Magic instead. every 5 life or so is whiskey.

July 21, 2015 12:29 a.m.

Wabbbit says... #22

Epochalyptik just made me lol so hard. Wow. That was amazing. Thread should have stopped right there.

July 21, 2015 11:02 p.m.

Next_rim says... #23

I agree with Shot Magic, but with a twist:

http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/04-07-14-drink-with-me-friend-copy/

Play this with a rule "everytime a cup or goblet shows up in play, everyone drinks".

July 27, 2015 11:41 a.m.

Didgeridooda says... #24

It is pretty fun.

lol at playing it like this though. Infinite life

Just play loser of a game takes off a piece. Used pauper decks, games were quick.

July 29, 2015 11:36 a.m.

SimicPower says... #25

Epochalyptik: That quote made my day.

August 1, 2015 4:18 a.m.

MyRevival says... #26

I have enough trouble trying to get my wife to play.

Also Epochalyptik, well stated.

October 19, 2015 3:19 a.m.

October 20, 2015 11:17 a.m.

If I did this, I would have to be fully inebriated beforehand. Not because of anyone else in my LGS, but because I don't like seeing myself naked.

October 20, 2015 11:21 a.m.

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