Who would YOU be?
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Posted on Dec. 18, 2020, 10:08 p.m. by FormOverFunction
Who would you all be in M:tG? I’d be Brass Man because I used to be super common (but now I’m weird and sort of out-dated) and you have to pay me if you want me to be useful.
I think I am an Izzet Guildmage: Obsessive, keen, and creative intellectuals, who often have short attention spans...
December 19, 2020 12:09 a.m.
seshiro_of_the_orochi says... #5
I think I'm Kwain, Itinerant Meddler. My job is helping people to help themselves, but they have to choose to take my help and most of the time don't.
December 19, 2020 3 a.m.
I love the art on Kwain, Itinerant Meddler. Such a flavorful card.
But every time I see it I want to make a deck with it, a ton of mana and Freed from the Real. Then get my life total 3 points higher than all of my opponents and activate it enough times to let everyone draw their libraries and gain tons of life, then respond to the last activation with a cast of False Cure!
December 19, 2020 2:06 p.m.
plakjekaas says... #7
A bit stuck in my ways, work in pharmaceutics... Apothecary Geist I guess?
December 19, 2020 2:32 p.m.
FormOverFunction says... #8
plakjekaas, looks like you’re good to have on a team!!
December 19, 2020 2:36 p.m.
@FormOverFunction: A very long time ago, Brass Man was my default go to chump blocker whenever it fit the deck theme. I thought it was amazing! A 1/3 for 1?
December 19, 2020 3:07 p.m.
fatalzintomyum says... #11
Champion of the Parish. I grow upon the support of others, just a little bit more each time, but even just one person pushing me a bit can topple me over. Good gosh, I'm emo, not really.
December 19, 2020 4:14 p.m.
Metroid_Hybrid says... #12
December 19, 2020 6:14 p.m.
I don't know about in my personal life, but as far as Magic is concerned, I'm a Sensation Gorger. I want to experience pretty much everything MtG has to offer at least once.
December 19, 2020 10:49 p.m.
MindAblaze says... #14
I am likely to sacrifice the place I’m standing for greener pastures so I can feel bigger...
December 20, 2020 9:23 p.m.
EleshNornsFs says... #15
Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite. I am I and I offer no explanation. All will be one.
December 21, 2020 6:40 a.m.
I'll play. I guess I'll choose Sun Titan, since I'm a pretty big guy at 6'4" and I'm a residential solar consultant.
I'd maybe also choose Bloom Tender. Not only is it my favorite card in the game, but I tend to feed off of the emotions of those around me.
December 21, 2020 1:14 p.m.
I'm an elementary teacher, I'm always grabbing something
December 21, 2020 10:17 p.m.
ScarecrowMTG says... #18
Phyrexian Plaguelord "The final stage of the illness: delirium, convulsions, and death."
Fits well with incurable blood cancer.
https://gofund.me/1ba75cbe
December 27, 2020 8:58 a.m.
@ScarecrowMTG:I cannot imagine the trials you and your family are experiencing right now.
I hope the transplant is successful and you have a swift and healthy recovery.
It is very sweet what your wife wrote and I have added my support to your cause.
Keep safe!
December 27, 2020 1:54 p.m.
Wendithewendigo says... #20
I would be niko aris, so that I could exist in a world where nobody hated me for being me (other than the whole defying destiny thing) and a world where I could be somebody that people looked up to because they're a badass who is like them
Omniscience_is_life says... #2
I'd be a Mirage Mirror: I learn new skills and immediately forget them :)
December 18, 2020 10:15 p.m.